Board: /b/
"/b/ - Random" is the birthplace of Anonymous, and where people go to discuss random topics and create memes on 4chan.
What does your ideal gf looks like? s/fur
"Whatever image I grabbed" Edition
Handjob Edition
>>935470127
>>> Local install <<<
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Easy Diffusion (Beginner): https://easydiffusion.github.io/
>>> Online Image Generators <<<
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Civitai: https://civitai.com/
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>>> FAQ <<<
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LoRa Training: https://github.com/derrian-distro/LoRA_Easy_Training_Scripts
Samplers: https://stable-diffusion-art.com/samplers/
AMD GPU: https://rentry.co/sdg-link#amd-gpu
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Archive Alternative: https://archived.moe/b/search/subject/DEGENerated/
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>>>/y/ydg Cel - Troy's Sister's Blacked Adventures: New York Edition have a wonderful day, anonymous! >>935464056
Old Thread already Died, so I decided to make a new one. If you posted anything in the old thread, and I haven't nudified it, don't post it here, it will not get nudified
There are just a few "rules"
1- Pick a picture with good quality (low quality one will get ignored)
2- My ai sucks, so Frontal pictures will get priority
3- Only the boobs will be released (my AI make weird vaginas)
4-No Ai Generated girls (you should already generate those naked)
5 - No uglies (I mean, I already nudified all my friends, and I'm doing this to see hot woman's naked, so no charity with that old rag you list for)
6 - Gimme a hot zoomer and i will make her naked I SEARCH FOR ANYONE TO CAN GRANT MY WISH(OR ANONS WISHES), AT ANY COST
>also
you can grant wishes or ask for your wish too
you need to get in, especially those who can fulfill wishes
>>>>>>>>>>REWARDS ARE GIVEN!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Welcome
>RULES
1. no overlewd the thread
2. if you are a wish granter, fullfil 1 wish at least
3. ask for a wish, at least 1 time
4. you cannot make wishes that prevent or modify someone else's wish.
5. smile
6. All Anons that need hugs shall receive hugs
:)
>video
https://files.catbox.moe/sxp0e4.webm
previous thread :
https://archived.moe/b/thread/935291508/#935291508
N° 699 I really hate myself. taking natty female hormones, using homebrew dildos. gah what a fag. I'm old too. it's not like this has a chance. how do I live b? I had a skin infection when I was 14 and my mother took me to the doctor. While my mother was making the appointment, the doctor asked if her 12-year-old daughter could stay in the room during my examination and my mother consented and they let the doctor's daughter be present while I was examined completely naked. Regardless of any religion
How many of you believe/suspect
There is a god?
Do you believe but not tell others? I peed and it sprayed in 3 different directions. Post a cock you would suck even though you're straight What is she thinking about? i uh uhh think that uhhhhhhh the uh big rocket is uh better than the uhh smaller rocket because uh i uh think that uh bigger is uhhh probably uuhhhhh better than uhhhh small uhhhhhhhh the uh engineer i uh paid to uh make it uuuh told me it uhhh totally uhhh was uhhhhhhhhhh this one time I sneezed and farted at the same time and the fart went back up my anus and inflated by balls and I shitted my uterus out through my peehole and the doctor had to poke it back in place with a wire coat hanger
CAPTCHA: KYVWXS What's keeping you awake /b/? Let's talk about it while my husband and kids sleep.......behind their backs.
kik: bellamyneeds The two groups at the bottom will never be real Americans. Everyone knows this. Need some 1980-1990s nostigia because im drunk Incest is wincest thread!
Come talk about your special love. Posting of greentext is encouraged, archived, chatting.
Cousins welcome too!
Screencaps welcome, OC particularly welcome
Archive of older stories:
>greentextarchive.net can any psychologist/therapist answer? genuinely curious, his most devote fans seem to be pretty high on the spectrum; i think its safe to say most people here are on the spectrum. Sonic fans seem to max it out though Only see men for what they are and for what they are not but never for what they could be? Guess her bodycount and why , no ribbit edition Post gorgeous female feet Heaven gained an angle today.
Surprise Sex Edition
Previously: >>935469081
>>> Local install <<<
ComfyUI (Experienced): https://github.com/comfyanonymous/ComfyUI
Forge (Advanced): https://github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forge
Easy Diffusion (Beginner): https://easydiffusion.github.io/
>>> Online Image Generators <<<
Bing/Copilot: https://www.bing.com/images/create
Civitai: https://civitai.com/
Tensor: https://tensor.art/
>>> FAQ <<<
Tags for Prompting: https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/tag_groups
Models/Embeddings/Characters/Prompts: https://civitai.com
LoRa Training: https://github.com/derrian-distro/LoRA_Easy_Training_Scripts
Samplers: https://stable-diffusion-art.com/samplers/
AMD GPU: https://rentry.co/sdg-link#amd-gpu
Link Hub: https://rentry.co/sdg-link
OP Pasta: https://rentry.co/degenpasta
Archive: https://thebarchive.com/b/search/subject/DEGENerated/
Archive Alternative: https://archived.moe/b/search/subject/DEGENerated/
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>>>/vg/aids
>>>/y/ydg What's the best pussy you've ever had bros? Cmon, there's gotta be some stories.
I still remember this girl I fucked wayyy back in 2014, the second I put it in, it felt like everything in my mind CLICKED. Like a puzzle piece fitting perfectly into another one. I don't know what it was about her pussy but it drove me wild, I acted with primal instincts and wanted nothing but to nut inside her. Haven't felt that way about another woman during sex since You have a reserved sexuality about you. I should have expected it, but it still sucks yaknow, I didn't expect it to happen so fast,
She was pretty much perfect, like me in female form. I know i wont be able to get her back.
I think im just gonna stay out of this stuff for a while.
What do i do now? Anyone else want to bury their face in MILF armpits? I don't even care about sex, I'd be fine with just that alone. I'm addicted to interracial porn. I can't cum unless I see a big black dick being serviced by a white girl. Anytime I see an interracial couple IRL, which is often, I immediately start leaking in my pants. I'm so mindraped by this fetish. Why do shota threads get slided by this irrelevant Musk bullshit? Where is she? Did she post today like she said she would? Why does Americans say "beers" but not "deers"? The Ten Rurus of /waifu/
>They are your waifu, your husbando; you shall not have strange waifus before me.
>You shall not take the name of other waifus or husbandos in vain.
>Remember to keep holy the pizza Day.
>Honor the QOTT and thread songs.
>You shall not be mean.
>You shall not commit thread derailment.
>You shall not steal others waifus (unless trips).
>You shall not bear 3D waifus against your neighbor.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s waifu.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s plethora of images.
And yay, the choir wept:
https://youtu.be/NLAlXu6mrZc?si=M_CK4RvU16MQkG6n
>kneesocks claimed On an unrelated note, what things would you do if you were gonna kys in a week? You've worked all week just for this. This is the loli thread. Post loli. cant this nigger sperg retard go back to africa with the other niggers? its where he belongs. pleaze giv me moar billions haha ITT: Looking for OP, for updates. Eugenics literally just means "strategic reproduction". Why is reproduction not allowed to be strategic? Are you only allowed to have kids on accident? It’s almost like the people who have PHDs in genetics and biology know more than someone with a high school education in those subjects, it’s crazy I know. >Ahhhhh communism tells people what to do! Ahhhhh no upward mobility!!!
So does feudalism. What's your point? Never understood this argument, especially from "traditionalists". can we just kill every man on earth and enslave all the women? please? Der Log ist plöppenstinken. How do I get back at someone who ruined my life 'THIS will show Hitler' Edition
Something for the weekend. Keep shota 1 in every 10 loli posts, thank you and have fun. Looking for other berks bros Does she have a nice butt? Don’t have any direct ass pics and I kinda forgot what it looked like. I think it was pretty nice but I don’t fully remember. From this angle does it look like it? Over 85% of black American families are two parent families Anyone else have experience hunting down self destructive 18yo girls looking for validation from older men I got arrested for masturbating on the bus but it wasn't my fault because the driver kept telling me to get off. Has anyone here ever been raped? Anyone here ever raped anyone? Don’t be shy, share your story. Destruction of the United States of America and its "allies". That their armies lay in the mud with their teeth broken and their spines severed. Every single one of their troops,men and women. That their infrastructure is destroyed. That their public buildings and administration collapse. That every single person from their public is killed brutally and lays in a pool of blood,everyone ages 0-115. Even their newborns should be exterminated. And that their livestock gets culled down and ceases to exist. OH GOD MY PENIS FELL OFF! I TOOK THE COVID VAX OVER 4 YEARA AGO AND MY PENIS FELL RIGHT OFF WHILE I WAS TAKING A PISS TODAY! WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO /POL/?! WHY DID I CALL /POL/TARDS SCHIZOS?! OH GOD MY PENIS FELL OFF! NOOOOOOOOO! >■U■F■O■
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38°25.9166'N 28°6.7721'W ALL SHOTA AND/OR ANY THREADS CONTAINING MATERIALS THAT INCLUDE/DEPICT CHILDREN WILL IMMEDIATELY AND HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL AUTHORITIES. VIOLATION OF
PENAL CODE§ 290 - 290. (a) Sections 290 to 290.024
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED
NO TOLERANCE HERE FOR YOUR SICK FETISH
SEE YOU IN COURT VERY SOON! >Anonymous Child Abuse Confession Thread
If you have witnessed any instances of people you know abusing their children, verbally or physically, please post it here.
Instead of making porn thread #452, I think this would be far more important. Has the weed legalization experiment been a failure? How do pedophiles hypothetically deal with the guilt thread for your favorite irls you lurk or follow. no famous sluts edition. Pardoning Ross Ulbricht is one of the most based things President Trump has done in his time in office. WOW, so many people said they were boycotting the new Nintendo Switch 2 because it was TOO EXPENSIVE (which it is!) and then what happens? It drops and they all cuck out instantly and BUY IT like brainless NPCs!! Hypocrites!!
Nintendo is for man-children and woke corporate LIBERALS who want to be Zelda. These people spend $500 to play cartoon games while the world is BURNING. Insane!
Back in my day we built businesses, not Animal Crossing islands!! Total disgrace! Jeffy is alive. that's why kash and dan are acting super weird about the whole thing. they probably met the guy. is it gay if two completely straight guys have gay sex? ctrl + f
"chubby"
0/0
no chubby thread?
gotta get that fixed I'm not entirely sure what day it is today. Also you are gay.
CAPTCHA: MNHYPY ALL OF THEM HAVE BEEN REPORTED! TO FBI.GOV
ANYTHING CONTAINING OR PORTRAYING CHILDREN HAS/WILLBE REPORTED IMMEDIATELY!
YOUR TIME IS UP AND HAS COME YOU SICKOS!
ILL SEE YOU ALL IN COURT!
THERE IS ZERO TOLERANCE FOR KIDDY DIDDLERS!
NEXT TIME YOU THINK ABOUT POSTING/SHARING IMAGES OF YOUR DISGUSTING FETISH YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT YOUR FREEDOM AND HOW YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE IT ALL.
YOU ARE NOT NORMAL
YOU ARE SICK
GET HELP
SEE YOU IN COURT! to cook ramen noodles like a Michelin star chef you've got to make sure you get all the flavor powder out of the little sachet and don't add too much water or you'll get noodle soup and that's not what we're trying to make here
CAPTCHA: KWXY2V Ask all your liberal friends. Why don’t the democrats want the Epstein files released unless they have something to hide? Why don't they sell fireworks in vending machines? Do you still kiss your dad on the lips? Good Morning anon
Odin's blessings to you
Do not kill yourself.
Thanks in advance. Today's the perfect day to consume human feces Be honest
How do you feel about racially mixed marriages and relationships? Has anyone ever masturbated outside or in public? How was it? Did you get in trouble?
i went to an asian massage parlor in vegas years ago. on west flamingo blvd there was a low-rent shopping center like every other block, and pretty much each one had a storefront with the big red 'Massage' signage. i asked my friend who'd lived in vegas for a long time what the deal was, and he said they were basically brothels, but to be careful because they can be scammy, and often the women are like 50 years old, so dont get bait-and-switched.
so i decided to go to one, and one afternoon i drove to a random one a little bit north of the Orleans casino. the hostess was a kind of old bitch and i told her i wanted a good rub, but not from her, and she brought out this chink in her twenties who looked OK, so i said alright. it was $50 for half an hour. i went with the younger 'masseuse' to one of the rooms, and she told me to take off all my clothes. so i did, and after like ten minutes of a mediocre massage, she asked if i wanted an intimate rubbing. i said how much and she said it was another $40. i said ok, and she starts rubbing my johnson, and after like 30 seconds, once i was fully erecto, she says i have a "double-size dong" and so she needs to charge extra. i leapt off the table and socked her so hard in the face that she flew across the room. she landed like a sack of yams and looked dead. i hurriedly put my clothes back on, but right before i got out of there, since im sort of obsessed with cinematic one-liners, i said to her
>dont try to ching chong if you cant handle the ping pong
then i exited the room, and thankfully the hostess was in the bathroom or something, and i power walked to my car and drove away. i watched the local news that night and there was no report or anything, so that was good. Latinas are so fucking hot I wonder what it like to suck your own dick? How do I get a 19 year old gf that looks like this as a 34 year old man? What is this body type called bros? And now we’ll all see why Elmo got fired… Im moving to a new city. In my 40s. I fucking hate moving.
How does lne find new friends when one is in ones fucking 40s.
Anon? Anon? Can you tell me plx. How to friend?
I dont want to play d&d with an AI for the rest of my life. I push everyone away and I dont like connecting with new people.
But my brain still craves socializing. Life is just work and watching twitch.
In my 30s, no gf, physically repulsive, too lazy to exercise, no friends, and still live at home with my parents. I don't like them but leaving them makes me look like an ass because I take care of them.
I just want to end it all. My cat is my only friend and she's getting sick.
What's the point of getting all this money if I can't save my best friend.
I can't go on. I'm just so burnt out on life. Just working to die. I just got permanently IP banned from Reddit for saying a word that sounded like the N-word but was not the N-word I pissed on myself (not pissed myself, pissed ON) thinking it would be hot (it was quite hot and arousing) but some got in my eyes and it got blood red so I went to ER except by the time I've arrived it was mostly gone but because of sunk cost (fallacy) I went to triage anyway and had to convince the guy that something was wrong and in the end all I got was a lousy eye wash.
tldr I wasted tax money on getting my piss induced eye irritation washed
if you piss on yourself make sure to get it out of your eyes
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SHE DRINKS AND SMOKES CONSTANTLY I NEVER GET A BREAK I WANT TO RENEW PILITS LICENCE AND MOTORCYCLE LICENCE BUT NEED EYE TEST SHE WONT LET GO OF LEFT SIDE OF MY BODY. AND EYE I NEED HELP. JUST CALL BEN SOL YOULL GET YOUR WISHES BY HURTING VALANCY TO DESTH YOU HAVE MY WORD AS THE SUN HAS TINE TO PROCESS EACH INDIVIDUAL WISH PKEASE BE PATIENT THOUGH THESE THINGS TAKE TIME. Can anyone give me the link from this pimeyes search please ? Is there anyone you've ever seen posted to /b/ in various threads like socials threads, that you've since become a follower/friend of? And fap to them regularly without any connection to /b/?
Popular answers might be hotblockchain, Faith Ordway, Sasa, Lexie... The office loved this post! See you at church on sunday! if blacks vanished from the planet, what sector of society would suffer? Let's see those hairy amateurs. >wake up
>see this in your face
wat do? do you have a mouse in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? I spent 27 years of my life in that last ditch attempt to "be a man".
Estrogen is gold, solid fucking gold. My cock is so thick it makes my girlfriend squirt every time we have sex.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now who have you failed to forget? If everyone on Earth disappeared except for you, Trump and Musk, would you turn to them for sex? how much of his people need to die so he can becomes a billionaire? I actually quite enjoy it though, and it’s helped me with my liquor tolerance. At least the gooks are useful for something.