Board: /s4s/
"[s4s] - Shit 4chan Says" is 4chan's imageboard for posting dank memes :^)
is this hote? yes or no? (me and chirunoFIG are having a discussion and we need to solve it NOW)
https://files.catbox.moe/6o99c3.png I've failed two of the main courses of my career twice by now, and I'm already failing both of them once again.
My uni is expensive as fuck, and I feel like a waste of money and time.
I'm tired of failing, and I'm tired of having no other "real" options. I just want to end it all.
I'm sorry if this is not the right place to post this. I've never used 4chan before. Why do zoomers love plush dolls well into adulthood? Millennials stopped caring about them the second they entered high-school. The only Millennial women that still liked them into adulthood were the severely mentally ill ones. It seems any game or thing with a large zoomer audience can release a plush doll version of their character and immediately make millions. Zoomers eat this shit up. Thank you for reading my random rant/seethe thread im awake but tha secret file of this whole mystery is that i shouldnt be the internet made me hypersexual I suppose thou gents hath not preparedeth for such as of yet, however, thy descendants shall adore it. i havent showered in 2 weeks yet my balls have a floral scent
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail When watching Seinfeld, I could finally Seinfeel again. gugugu
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again hi! im ika poster, and after some (not so) serious consideration i decided to host an esfores oc album! (under a new name because im not le original host lole) i present to you... fantastic intellectual grooves!!
go ahead and submit what you think is worth submitting to le albume!
submit to [email protected] or this thread with the audio file, track name, and artist name (the last one is optional)
submissions are accepted until this thread is archived
:^) With fierce determination, Kagami Hiiragi wins the bread race (パン食い競走) isaBELL the deflated dawg esfores railways are currently on construction, esfores will be industrialized and connected to everywhere
where would you like to go?
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン u now realize that hibachi spelled backwards is ihcabih.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck dr. ses
Your fortune: Excellent Luck go talk to the cheese man why are the (((jews))) so evil bros? DAS ist nicht NAS
DAS ist DAS! >I’m not sure know how no one understands this
>Economy on how it’s to suppose to go on and on
>Millionaires are okay billionaires ruin it for all
>Once apple hit a trillion, things started to waver
>No one can put this together it’s just worse to be
>Do you know how to fix so all can prosper in wave
>This is what made the U.S.A, we all made a living
>Now it’s just for a select few, this can’t go on & on
>People ruin everything they touch, I don’t wonder Doodl every day (even if it sucks)
Your fortune: Godly Luck Eating gas stations candy
They are hard, maybe a little spicy let's contain our gooning here please :^) the food you eat looks nasty >jerking off
>trying to edge
>get close
>stop myself
>end up spurting a little cum anyways
>clean up
>it's like glue
>get disgusted and stop fapping
>blue balls
>i blue balled myself for no reason
>mfw who am i quot
Your fortune: Excellent Luck I noticed my tastes in porn have gotten really extreme like Real vile shit. I didn't like that so before it fully consumes me, I need to fully turn.
I finally got the courage and deleted 50 GB of porn on my phone and the 25 GB on Mega.
I have been busting 7-10 nuts a day consistently for the past 10 years (I'm only 20 btw).
Time to stop being a Gooner and make a change.
Now I only have to delete the 100 GB of porn games on my PC, but it's hard to let them go.
Now to find all the others I have downloaded and kinda lost like those on my Google Photos, Cloud, old SD cards, 3DS, and the Anals of my hard drive
There was probably some ancient goon relics there that I must destroy like ones from old goated artist that quit or got banned
The only ones I'll keep is my main waifu's folders /ck/ is having multiple meetups, why doesn't esfores ever have meetups?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck The year is already half over, have you reached your ideal weight yet?
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!! I'll admit it. Everytime my thread dies, I start crying. lived to waste another day extremely low effort posts until I find it in me to give anything again Having sex in public restrooms causes AIDS and gonorrhea
ଘ( ˊωˋ )ଓ Wojaks are just the zoomer's trollface Would you date her [s4s]? papercraft time!! today i bring you the twins from pokemon gold, silver, and crystal! I was having a chat with some other creative types and one of them said something along the lines of "gen alpha art sucks" and then i revealed that I had added a skibidi refrence into one of the projects they liked that I made 8 months ago and someone replied "finally someone added culture to thing" and then I posted an image of a test anime doll thing I had made in one of the projects and never showed anyone because it was just a test and now they probably think im a weirdo since they think anime is weird probably and the room has been quiet ever since....
Your fortune: Bad Luck i rly like transgirls because I find it really hot they used to be a cute boy but not anymore, they're locked into their force fem fetish for life and I wish I was them tbh
I don't like when they start wearing long ass claws on their hands they look gross
also I'm pretty sure clio from phase connect is a transgirl
Your fortune: Outlook good i want to fuck all my friends OOOOOYOOOOOOOOOHHHH
(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
(user was unwarned and given another thread for this post)
(>""""unwarning"""" a user by warning them | Tip top lel)
(user was unwarned again by warning them)
(The iron-knee) does anyone know the name of this hair in roblox? i wanna be the serial killer
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again im scared of disturbing holly Speak up!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger I can't draw! And I'm not funny! But I still want to make people laugh, so I will become a professional tickler ^w^ people of the [s4s]..... i am...... i am goldman
Your fortune: Godly Luck is it true that short shorts on dudes are making a comeback? i have seen the dudes are rocking. HERRO ESU FORU ESU I AMU TOURISTO
YOUR BOARD IS VERY VERY BIGGU
HOW TO GET TO NICE THREAD?
I DO NOT UNDERSTANDO
YOU HERUPU ME LEARN ESU FORU ESU CULTURE? I have a little prediction or morsoe a premonition about our niceboard here, its going to be split between 2 factions: one group will believe that you need atleast 2 people in the creation process of the pencil, the second faction will believe hegel is an alien, the first group makes the board unbearable for the second group, which is sad since both groups have foundations in being neets, eventually the first group will push away the second group so much that [s4s] will become a shadow of itself since many [s4s]ers were in the second group but as the first group is the majority and most new users will side with the first group, the second group never had a chance
Your fortune: Outlook good Fqmboys and Tr0nnies are the exact same thing Every day of my life I go out of the house looking like I'm Nic Cage in Con Air Huh, what do you think Anon meant by this? why does 4chan have yellow fever, or is it just certain boards? This autistic, careless jap that follows me on xitter sent me a spam link and gave me the cutest apology and messages ever after the fact
Autism is so cute <<333
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!! what attracts zombies?
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!! https://youtube.com/shorts/UO2yKl3RBLQ?si=lb7vxt2yoe1Oh3oN
furry con panels are lame for the most part except shit like this
Your fortune: Excellent Luck i couldn't save a nice thread in time...but now steve is back! amazing!
Your fortune: Bad Luck I __love__ the astonishing freedom that allow me to be the __God of All__!!!!
*More names: HeartGod AwesomeGod FreeGod I'm down to my last can.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck just ate 1000 calories of sushi in 10 minutes D: oooooooo my stomac
Your fortune: Good Luck Heyllo guyz, I'm getting into visual novels recently, its overwhelming but im okay. whats your favorite visual novel? this place is just faggot reddit now just like theother number board its trash ever since those girls arrived its been suffering and i cant post because they turn on the electrocution dog collar dso theres nothing entertaining here im being tortured as i write this
good work girls from a different website
now you have turned this place into a chatroom for autistic girls
why didnt you got ot the other board if you dont like STUPID MEME and REPETITION Found this because of Pol. Flabby retard gets confronted by his neighbor for listening to AI Hitler speeches.
https://x.com/AnalThunder01/status/1939437150610579690 nobody gives a fuck about us
might as well get drunk and high fuck it man
In the future, technological progress will have made it possible to prevent puberty through genetic engineering, and thus, begins the era of boykind.
The impetus for the cessation of puberty will be the prevention of all the negatives concomitant, such as aggression, and not being cute, as our technological progress will have rendered manhood a pointless and harmful atavism. Although you may find the prospect of losing your manhood insulting, as challenges to one's manhood are generally perceived, it will be for the better. Everybody will have a cute little cocklet and we will all be closer to the platonic ideal of beauty, and of the Good.
Gradually, women will be phased out of existence, as their necessity will be negated by technological advancements. Although at first, they will be kept around for reproduction, cooking, and house-making, these tasks will inevitably be automated by robots. Eventually, boykind will reproduce solely through the use of artificial wombs.
Niggers, browns, chinks, all variants of non-White including southern Europeans will be eradicated fairly early during the boyvolution, as unlike women, they serve absolutely no purpose, apart from, perhaps, their bodies being utile as a comestible product for domestic pets, or as fertilizer.
Menial wage labour will be completed by machines, and boykind will spend their time playing video games like Roblox, philosophizing, and being gay with each other. Instead of making war, we will make our penises get hard when we rub them together, and sometimes we will kiss each other, although this won't be "practice" for girls, as girls will no longer exist.
We will exist in this warless, foidless, utopian state until eventually, the discovery to the question of "why anything exists at all" will be made, and upon the realization of what it's all about, we will all collectively commit suicide, and return to the divine mind.
This is the future, and it's beautiful. What would you do if you had the ass burger sun drone?
Your fortune: Good Luck And be honest for once in your failed life.
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン Can someone give me permission to commit suicide please? dunno, but would be nice whats going on I LIKE MIKE edition
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Your fortune: Outlook good red rover red rover, I call female Rover over i wanted to make le oc drawing since i saw many of them on le catalog, its not as good but im proud of it! enjoy lole some of u
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン i need to replace the batteries in my remote does anyone know the name of this song i heard on twitch.tv
https://youtu.be/5Rk8u2FTaG0 Road trip has been delayed by a day or 2, I have some north korean lore and philosophy downloaded but not much else other than an album, Im open to listening to podcast so recommend me some, this is a sequel to another thread i made on the topic of audio forms of media to listen to on a road trip
Your fortune: Excellent Luck 85.867680411147° N 105.867721496290° W What type of pasta is made in a black household?
Niggatoni Why do trans girls love kids so much? fuckin PISSSSSSSSSSSS
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck This guy I work with called and asked me to help him move some shit so I'm sitting here for an hour all dressed and he texts me "nvm found someone" like what the fuck why are people so gay
Your fortune: Excellent Luck the car dog got a new ride
he's going street racing soon keksandra would be a really cool touhou character
sandara kēki - the memetic duplicator
power - object duplication and switching
spell cards:
1. double card - paul allen's bullets (subtle off-white bullets in tastefully thick patterns, she even watermarks it with her name)
2. double card - hip to be square (a side to side shimmering wave of 87 bullets followed by FORE! swinging lines)
3. meme card - spiked canine (spiky up and down patterns that come from the spikes - the dog howl from touhou 14 is in there)
3. meme card - nice ruse (pink and blue bullets that come in slow, but then the bullets turn RED AND EBIL and come in fast!) But I have nobody to go to about it.
My family is pretty judgmental and likes to brush stuff off a lot so I feel like I really can't tell them shit ever.
Last time I saw a psychologist he overlooked so much shit and the result diagnosis was a whole lot of nothing that could help me. I mean maybe it really is true that theres nothing wrong with me, and I am a person that listens to logic over emotion, but I just find it extremely hard to believe what he told me.
I need to find more resources and tips. Should I try to get another assessment with someone else? Should I opt for therapy first so they can really grasp the big picture? During the assessment should I explain first what I think I might have or should I just mention nothing?
I don't like people that are fans of things
I don't like people that are overly sociable
I don't like people that constantly try to appear cool
I would think [s4s] would be a good place for likewise losers to bond and engage in
But a lot of [s4s] has the abovementioned problems which makes me feel alienated from it.
I like it for making and seeing brainfart posts. But there's no active attempt to make elaborate, incoherent, and extravagant, exaggerated posts like /qa/ used to have because everything here is cooled down by casual irony and trying to be too cool for everything. there's no genuine dislike to bond over. like on /pol/ there would be more comradery to bond over hatred of different societal things. Here, if you show genuine passion or interest in anything, you get anons trying to undergird you because you're not being casually ironic like the rest of everybody else. People will probably reply to this defending the board and telling me to go to a different one, but like I said, I like brainfart threads (the poop ones being spammed I like). But the overall culture of the board of what it is today I don't like. I imagine since most people have left, the ones that post here still mainly do so out of habit and don't really like the interaction they get here that much.
I'd say this though. It did seem like there was more of an active attempt to be passionate and more-engaged with higher effort in posting like 5+ years ago. It's what led me to staying on the board. But at this point I can easily detect a difference. The board is active, but the posters express a deadening, like there's not much going on except loosely trying to goad people for attention and posting crude mspaint drawings, congratulating anons on them. I suspect peoples' lives just aren't doing all that well. It figures though for the type of person this board would attract. haiii welcome welcome welcome welcome so muchh to my thread! i luv u do u luv me too? do u love me? like.. love love me, u know, the type of love where u wanna.. hand me over some cold water,,, >~< AHHHHHH !!!!!! just thinking about it makws me sneeze @///@ fufufurhfuh~~~ Bad news gang I got my pee pee skin caught in my zipper and it hurts so much Good night esfores
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger If you don't workout, your BMI should never be over 20 tbh
Your fortune: Godly Luck My back hurts, what abt u? happy morning [s4s]!
the sun is coming up every ass4ass fxlks deserves this Why was Gimly the best character in Lord of Rangs? recriminalise homosexuality Im over here chilling eating chips while listening to music at 12 am shit feels good to have no responsibilities for a moment how do you personally cut ur fingernails? i dont like nail clippers, so i just use my other fingernails to trim the long ones. https://youtu.be/P7vIT6ri8dM?feature=shared Dear bullies,
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, plus you're probably a douchebag. I wonder if what I'm feeling right now is what moot felt when he finally walked away from 4chan. It really hurts to see something you built up turn into something you hate. fox woman mercilessly riding her human bf until he is sore and worn-out normally I stay awake while I’m asleep so I can tell what’s going on just a reminder; if you didn’t post something, then you didn’t post anything здpaвcтвyйтe, кaк дyмaeтe, y гyмaнoидoв ecть пoлoвыe opгaны и кaк oни paзмнoжaютcя. тaкжe пpoшy oтвeтить кaк пpoиcхoдит(и пpoиcхoдит ли вooбщe) пoлoвaя близocть мeждy двyмя ocoбями. first i teto then i teto! reblog if the teto is teto when the teto we all got that one teto that teto too much praise God for ice cream on hot days, every blessing hes given us, and all the grace/mercy hes given us
Your fortune: Excellent Luck Torture me please daddy! Beat me black and blue, break my bones, pierce me with searing hot needles, anything you want! Make me scweeeeem!~