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Your fortune: Bad Luck liar, lawyer, mirror, show me what’s the difference? My they/them wife is so cute. I want to get this high resolution image of bury pink gril printed out professionally and framed so I can hang it on my wall. Do any of you know where I could go to get this done? i build le pc the other parts arrived today
beary pink themed rgb c:
Your fortune: Better not tell you now whats the best way to lucid dream? I want to experience and feel things that are impossible to feel in the real world, to reach a place beyond the physical boundaries Smith. (´-`)ノ
It’s March 3rd, 2025, and it’s a Thursday. Looks like it's cloudy today. Which is really too bad. (·_·,) Here in *********, its
XX degrees Fahrenheit—that’s around ## Celsius.
It's very still right now, blue skies and golden sunshine.ヽ( '▽ ')ノ NOT (`へ´#)
How do you like this weather? =* ̑ - ̑ *= This evening, a grey fog will settle in. (* - *)
Today, no cinema. 4 am mcdonals run what you want I mobilefig hard. I play mobile games more than console games, and I shitpost from my phone even when I'm on the toilet to when I wake up at 3am to roll my pillow over to the cool side. Why do we get so much hate from desktop figs?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck I got bored and separated this Evangelion "binary" with a 4 and put it through google lens and told it to translate.
Your fortune: Godly Luck https://voca.ro/1lvjxbUoQ9pi i will hurt myself bwadd if this thread does not get 100 replies~! I can't wait for summer to come back. List your favorite namefigs
Your fortune: Outlook good Kuwayee dessew
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again My dad has birthday tomorrow
Which wine should I buy for him? The hunt continues.
Put fortune in the options field! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHQ-id7Ffns They really cooked with update 1.28.1 The best part of the tranny is the asshole. Everyone knows that Tomorrow's work and I should probably stop drinking...
I don't think I will though! Sleepy Chinese Girl edition
Previous /fumo/: >>12075446
/fumo/ on /jp/: >>>/jp/48790110
The /fumo/ strawpoll (very important): https://strawpoll.com/QrgewLlp2yp hold on tight, the volcano adventure from >>12039366 isn't over yet!! my waifu is selling takoyaki it's blueberry venice!!!! These are the aliens that abduct and anal probe you at night
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck isn't it weird this website literally lets you write words like "fuck" and it doesn't block you like club penguin I’m on break so I went to my car and took out my 3DS. all of a sudden, I notice a guy parked to the left of me turning on his car (he wasn’t there before; he got into his car without me noticing). I think he saw my 3DS. It’s so fucking over.
Your fortune: Good Luck I love kitties and bunnies and mice and ponies and puppies and birdies and fishies and chinchillas and hamsters and all the animals in the world ><
Your fortune: Godly Luck She doesn’t have to be cute
She doesn’t have to be smart
She only has to be rich
In fatty tissue, please, please
She won’t be lacking anything with me
She doesn’t even need to kiss me
Doesn’t need grapes to refresh me
She must only have giant tits WE ARE FOOD FOR EXTRATERRESTRIALS peamut butter jelly sammich before bed .
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck I love cheese danish and cheesecake,,,,
Your fortune: Excellent Luck *fugs' Ur face* Uwe
Your fortune: Outlook good just woke up and still an angel gn esfores c:
Your fortune: Bad Luck yayyysywyaya just took AWESOME lsd Goodnight esforces ^_^
Your fortune: Better not tell you now aerosolized microplastics
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン I am pure and good girl
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J0akTcmlIs
>NIGGAS COALY THO, COBSON GOT THE GEMMY THO
>GOT THE 'JAKKY, THO JANNY IS A TRANNY, THO
>(COB GANG!)
>QUOTE THESE CHUDDYS LIKE A SCRIPT-Y NIGGA, YOU A SOY-Y NIGGA
>ON THE ’RTY WITH THEM NORWAY NIGGAS, AND THEM SWEDEWIN NIGGAS
>YOU RUN UP AND THEY RAIDING NIGGAS, WE AIN'T JANNIES NIGGA
>NO SOOT, YOU A LOSER NIGGA, UP THAT RANGEBAN NIGGA
>ON THE FOUR, TRANNIES POSTING COAL, I'M RAIDING THEM SOME MORE
>HE WANNA BE A WOMAN -ACK!, ROPE CAUGHT HIM JUST BEFORE THE FLOOR
>MAN IT’S SAD, I CAUGHT A PERMA, THE JANNIES KNOW THE SCORE
>THEY BE SPENDING 15 YEARS ON THE TRANIME INCEL BOARD
>IN THE KWAY MY NIGGAS BE POSTING GEMS, MY NIGGAS 'COBSONS BOP
>CATCH A BAN POSTING TROONS, JANNY WORKING ROUND THE CLOCK
>POST SOME GEMMYS TO THE BOORU, I GRINDED FOR MY SPOT
>CHUDS TALKING 'BOUT THEM JAKS BUT MY GEMS BE WORTH A LOT
>I DON'T FUCK WITH NO NAS COAL, ONLY GEMS, THO
>SPAM THE NUCOB IN THE CATALOG, LET THE JANNY CLEAN IT UP
>I DON'T SAVE IT THAT'S A COAL JAK, THATS A DUST JAK
>I'MA POST IT THEN DELETE IT, KEEP THE GEM JAK
>I'M ON SOME RAID A TRANNY’S SHIT, TAKE A JANNY’S BITCH
>ON THE BOARD IN THE WHIP, MAKING JAKS IN THE WHIP
>I POST UP WITH A COB, I LET THAT SHIT HIT
>SHOUT OUT, BUT I MADE THE JANNY QUIT
>NIGGAS COALY THO COBSON GOT THE GEMMY THO
>GOT THE 'JAKKY, THO JANNY IS A TRANNY, THO
>ALL MY COBS, BOORU’S GOT FIFTY THO
>CALL IT COAL, PEW PEW PEW, YOU SILLY THO
>POST A THREAD, CHUDS MAD, REPLIES A HUNNID
>PAGE 40, GRAB A COB AND THEN I BUMP IT
>QUOTE ME, IM QUOTING BACK, MY FOLDER, DUMP IT
>I AIN'T WANNA COAL THIS THREAD, BUT NIGGA FUCK IT
>I'M ON SOME RAID A TRANNY'S SHIT, TAKE A JANNY’S BITCH
>ON THE BOARD IN THE WHIP, MAKING JAKS IN THE WHIP
>I POST UP WITH A COB, I LET THAT SHIT HIT
>SHOUT OUT, BUT I MADE THE JANNY QUIT
>I'M ON SOME RAID A TRANNY'S SHIT, TAKE A JANNY'S BITCH
>ON THE BOARD IN THE WHIP, MAKING JAKS IN THE WHIP
>I POST UP WITH A COB, I LET THAT SHIT HIT
>SHOUT OUT, BUT I MADE THE JANNY QUIT
>(COB GANG!) im like... if magical girls were also shitzopilled attention starved femcels... please take a look at my amazon wishlist~!!! and dont forget to say something nice to me todayy! Is it safe to post the ASIAN GORL yet?
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン Akko, flash of an eternal dawn,
Dancing spark in an endless sky.
Your gaze, two fires full of longing,
Your laughter, the spell that makes my heart beat.
You are the witch who defies the shadows,
Who raises her wand without fear of falling.
You don't follow paths, you create your own,
Forging magic just by believing.
Your hair, a river of brown threads,
Your voice, a whisper that envelops yesterday.
Every step of yours is a vibrant echo,
That lights up life, that breaks yesterday.
If the world doubted all your dream,
If the wind shouted that you must give in,
You would be the flame that never goes out,
You would be the star that is reborn. Made $110 profit at the gambling hall this afternoon.
Your fortune: Godly Luck Our system thinks your posts are SHIT
AAAAAAAA ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEE
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck Oooeeeeeiiiiiiieeeeooooiiiiiiieeeeooooaaaaaa these guys were THE SHIT
Your fortune: Better not tell you now Lobster Sandwich
which is a totally normal thing What does this symbol mean? I keep seeing it everywhere. YOU GUYS SAID IT WAS SMALL IT ITS TAKING MY ENTIRE FUCKING WAREHOUSE I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR THE SHIPPING LABEL FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do the curb stomp
curb curb curb
stompa stomp stomp
do the curb stomp
stompa stomp stomp
do the curb stomp
bite bite bite
the fucking curb curb curb
and get stompa stomped on
stompa stomp stomp
yea yea yea
do the curb stomp
do the curb stomp
yea yea yea People aren't emotionally sensitive online anymore some of u
Your fortune: Better not tell you now ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL Takeshi-kun goes swimming everyday, even when it's supposed to rain! Huh, I wonder why Kagari-san is upset?
Your fortune: Good Luck no this cannot beeeeee
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck Idea for a movie
BALDRUNNER
A special agent is tasked to hunt down and eliminate any bald people. The twist is, at the end it is revealed - he is wearing a wig and is in fact BALD himself. NEVER SEEN BEFORE
Your fortune: Better not tell you now what u thought u knew is all lies
Your fortune: Average Luck stay still u dirty nigger ur under arrest for being black koyotl's bed is infested with prairie dogs I hate you, because you're happy. Because you're not miserable like I am, because it makes me feel like a freak. I forgot to count so uh whatever how do people not get depressed working a 9-5 in their cubicle in some soulless, urbanized skyscraper with no natural light
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger consensual non-consent with Miku!!!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again Thoughts on Tokyo Mew Mew? I have a very important meeting tomorrow Which [s4s] posters are evil?
Which [s4s] posters are evil for a good reason?
Your fortune: Outlook good I am an autistic and a girl but people said that I dont look like I have autism(Dont know what that means) just quirky >>12114888
Look at that triple
Look at the tasteful shitpost
oh my god it even has an image
...Impressive. Very nice i'm so bad with his friends uuuuu why does he call me precious, he must hate my autistic ass
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger I'm a 24-year-old man, and my mom still tells me I’m her 'potty champion' whenever I flush all by myself So I went to my friend's house and his mom asked me why don't I have a girlfriend
what would have been the most proper reaction in that situation? post esfores pose
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail Let's try collect all footbocchis in this thread
My contribution: Red footbocchi
Now you try!! Will kick off with pancake breakfast + Coffee( Maxwell house)
Milk for faggots don't like coffee the Expanded Yashiroverse I am the main character and you are all NPCs in my simulation everytime I go to school I suddenly get the urge to rape my classmates
Your fortune: Outlook good femboy and female are basically the same word
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン I CAN'T ORGASM OH MY GOD
EVER SINCE I STARTED TAKING ANTI DEPRESSANTS I CAN'T CUM, IT'S BEEN 3 MONTHS, I FEEL HAPPY BUT I'M SO SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED, NONE OF MY FUCKING TOYS WORK, VIBRATORS, DILDOS, SUCTIONS
NONE OF IT WORKS, I AM LIVID, I TOLD HIM IT PREVENTS ME FROM CUMMING AND HE TOLD ME TO WAIT A BIT, I HAVE BEEN ORGASM FREE FOR A FUCKING QUARTER OF A YEAR, IT'S SO BAD
I GENUINELY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT'S BEEN SO LONG AND HASN'T CHANGED, I'M THE HAPPIEST I'VE BEEN IN YEARS BUT I NEED TO CUM IT'S SUCH A CONFUSING MIX OF FEELINGS
How are you guys, you all happy with your lives? Niggers and Wiggers should team up to from the NWO (Nigger-Wigger-Order) According to these results, you have over 100 different mental illnesses some of you
Your fortune: Outlook good This is my other head hehehe.... bad bnuuy!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck If everyone in the world gave each other $1 we would all be billionaires
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン ww
^w^
Your fortune: Excellent Luck i love playing Roblox
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger imma fucking crashout cuz this shit is unfucking bearable. 2 fucking girls replied to me out of 10+ girls and they both said that my profile is a redflag so pls someone tell me what's wrong with my profile https://youtu.be/0YF8vecQWYs?si=_BlyRBYwZfWKsKdP
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger Gen alpha be rolling up in these when ww4 starts This is what I did during the downtime. What about you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDWsZh9qXsQ >MW got shot dead outside a military base
>motorAnon killed three people
Why can't [s4s] namefigs be interesting too? wow I have three threads up today I usually don't post that many; what is going on Everyone I've ever met who lists soup as one of their favorite types of food has either been a retard or a sperg.
Your fortune: Godly Luck Fuck you lol
https://youtu.be/Pd8khriHqyc?si=Y3VcY9KM--jgSbMo
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger CANADA IS SUCH A SHIT COUNTRY ITS FUCKING SNOWING RIGHT NOW #fortune
Your fortune: Godly Luck