Board: /s4s/
"[s4s] - Shit 4chan Says" is 4chan's imageboard for posting dank memes :^)
Haha xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Q3YDezqcM >mom found my girl clothes Are you prepare?
Nows your only chance to surrender
Your fortune: Good Luck L3t's try t0 g3t 5 f0rtun3s in a r0ll!
(typ3 f0rtun3 in th3 0pti0ns fi3ld)
Y0ur f0rtun3: G00d Luck my're basement is flooding during lots of rain/snow
i am so f*cked now Could we beat it? I think we could the journey is underway.
Stopping would be easy, but we must continue for we have devoted ourselves.
Start total thread quotes: 1,688 (+296 from last thread >>12184966 )
Goal: 10,001
>>12171735
8,312 to go
Your fortune: Average Luck unlock the hot... dog
hehehe >There is no one that I can call to tell them anything
>what is private I want to share with just one
>The opposite gender is all I will, but I don’t try
>When it’s real doesn’t take much work to make
>Just have to be true unlike everyone else
>All lie but it must start with two to heal
>I’m not broken nor do I want a broke down one
>Be strong and nimble along with clean no makeup
>It truly doesn’t work and smells inhumane have fun https://voca.ro/1agmURFsfP3Z
I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL GANESHA AND IF YOU DON'T SUBMIT TO ME I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD WITH MY
MIGHTY
ELEPHANT
TRUNK This is me if you even care >Indian music starts playing
YOOOOOOHOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH playing with legos is fun Remember lads, Subscribe to PewDiePie e5fore5 ha5 never benn thi5 fa5t lole my waifu is using flying magic in the afternoon #1902 - Halo Demo edition
Halo Infinite's 22nd Operation, "Blue Team", is live until April 8th.
https://youtu.be/8A_SBMoeezc?si=dUR7Cm_Wwv93WQOg
Halo Info:
>Latest Infinite Update (3/11)
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/firefight-classic
>Latest Community Update (3/11)
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/blue-team-operation-launch
Halo News:
>Head of Xbox promises more Halo "TV and Movie" adaptations
-https://www.ign.com/articles/microsoft-gaming-boss-phil-spencer-says-xbox-fans-will-see-more-movie-and-tv-show-adaptations-despite-the-failure-of-halo-so-whats-next
>Joe Staten has hope for Halo's future in new interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-lDDLzWPtk
>Martin O'Donnell begins new podcast
https://youtu.be/Glz7Rqsucks
Previous >>>/vg/519774351 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=anw6cFmR9hM&pp=ygUKU3BhY2UgY3ViYQ%3D%3D today was a sad day... but what matters is that tomorrow is friday!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck anyone else here a fan of Barney and Friends? It's super nice and wholesome, with fun songs and lots of love and learning! holy glorpamole
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail Fake goysloppy McDonald's "cheese"
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck Kyoko Kirigiri (cia agent): "GET IN THE FUCKING CAR YOU NIGGER, YOU GOT QUITE A EASY SUSPICIOUS INFORMATION ON YA YOU NIGGER" "oh I AINT GONNA TALK ABOUT WHATS GOING ON, YOU EITHER SIT ON YOUR ASS ON MY CIA CAR OR ILL EXECUTE YOU... YOU'LL BE BROUGHT BACK TO OUR SECRET BASE WHERE WE DO OUR INTERROGATIONS YOU FAG" this board is kinda slow sooooooooooooooooo what are yall's favorite color(s?)
Your fortune: Excellent Luck I want to die in my sleep <3 its filthyfrank bitch!!!!!!!!!!! anyways heres the real polle
If you have any suggestions for new players that arent in the poll put it in the other field+also mention in thread so other people will vote for it too
forms.gle/aiPgvN7Z3XU96jex6
in search of comanager or testing or any sort of help
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger how do I go about messaging a fren first... I am $7000 CAD in debt for a year at a dorm that I couldn’t afford. Its like a year and a half outstanding so it’s probably like $9000 by now lole
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again cheescat !!! Yummy
Your fortune: Excellent Luck I'm putting a 70% tariff on every new thread Today Anon and the Gang imagine themselves having sex with Dexter's Mom. okay gn esfores hope you have comfy sleepy or comfy day depending on what time zone you are currently in c: C'mon n wiglel ur jiglel lole eets a parteh!!!! Share ur faev songz lole
https://youtu.be/Lrle0x_DHBM?si=AmW2X4w0YvLgCgE6
Your fortune: Bad Luck n1ce b0ard
c0uld use a marble well wich is it?? i can't telle if its nite or mornign I have never had interracial sxe.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck I wanna fuh her shi real gooh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_ypxINfoCc https://youtu.be/skd81Bml7ws?feature=shared This is the bucket thread.
You can ignore it...
Your fortune: Excellent Luck new bavi technology
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck oh wow, the impersonator was going sicko mode
i didn't even see last night. i guess bc i fell asleep so early
i am a little annoyed at how many of you seem to have fallen for it -_- Y00y00 editi0n
Let's p0st fum0 n0w th4t /jp/ c4n 0nly p0st with us!
L4st /fum0/: >>12094649
/fum0/ 0n /jp/: DE4D
The /fum0/ str4wp0ll (very imp0rt4nt): https://str4wp0ll.c0m/QrgewLlp2yp henlo to all of my adoring fans
i just got home from work
i somehow managed to pass out at like 8pm last night before i even showered and i slept for 12 fucking hours so i was a bit late for work since i had to shower and stuff in the morning
i hope i stop being sick soon. this is really miserable
it's literally been like two weeks at this point and i haven't even taken any days off lole Dear /s4s/, I'm bored, AMA please Should Minecrafts have round or square boobs? venice thinks you look venice today Welcome back to Slop Live...
https://youtu.be/LgrFkNK8EFE?si=ek-1LTUwfXe6JvX8 my evil plan is to make ika musume esfores culture, is it working? Have any of you ever... you know...
Your fortune: Better not tell you now I made the first pics of /s4s/-tan 12 years ago, I'll repost them there
i'm just happy it actually caught on hold on tight, the volcano adventure from >>12039366 isn't over yet!! >literally can predict before something happens
>no godlike shit, it's not a miracle
>you can learn it in normal books or just with your life, no monk bs
>99% you are true, 1% it's normal because you already knew there is 1% chance that it's not going to happen
so, anon, why you dont live your life to fullest and most optimizable way with statistics? Throw out 95% of your shit vanilla maniac
i <3 vanilla
vanilla doesn’t deserve to be what you guys turnt it into today… Happy Birthday esfores! But it's not only our birthday, it's also the birthday of my 31 year old queen, Kasane Teto! And not only that, it's also Teto-Tuesday!!!
Post Tetos, post your favorite songs, anything related to Teto to celebrate this beautiful day, and help the board's efficiency!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dVxBvyESe8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h292Y5XKk4U
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again i am the of the s4s
Your fortune: Good Luck wa wa aba ba wa ba aba babawawa happy morning [s4s]!
the sun is coming up How will today be?
Your fortune: Outlook good "I can't believe this - 35 bucks for a movie! who's making these prices?"
"no need to be concerned - try therapy"
Your fortune: Excellent Luck Should I take my returnable bottles and buy alcohol again? inching my way to page 10
Your fortune: Excellent Luck Video will be up 4pproxim47ely 4round 8 PM ES7 no l47er 7h4n 10
do wh47 you guys would norm4lly do.
Repos7ed from /mu/ before 7hey were 74ken down I for one LOVED S4S's birthday!
What a fun time and how nice to have a speedy board and fun L3375P34K Whatcha think of my new dress? don’t i look pretty? I'm nicer than you but I would never say this became that's not humble or nice (you did not see this post)
kinda bored so here you go
we just had a few beers and you are sitting in my lap
"uwu what this anone"
i rip off your shirt then
i let you kneel in front of me then I take out my cock and let you sniff it, smearing some precum in your nose
then I grab the back of your head and let you suck it deep into your throat
plap plap plap
my balls slap on your face as I relentlessly push it deeper down
plap plap PLAP!
a load of warm cum washes down your throat as I slowly pull it out
you cough a few times because your small mouth pussy couldn't handle the large amount of sticky and rich semen
then i start to tease you by rubbing the tip of my penis against your nipples and you start begging me to put it in
i turn you around so that your ass is facing me and I start licking your anus my tongue goes in and swirls around after a while I grab both your hands and push my cock deep into your asspussy with one strong thrust
plap plap plap
before I cum I ask you where you want it and you beg me to cum inside you
but i will pull out and put my penis in your thighhighsocks
warm cum drips down your leg
and then i start doing you again
plap plap plap
your legs tremble and you have no strength left to stand up, my cock slides even deeper inside you
you are almost unconsciouness because of the pleasure and right before you lose your mind i cum deep inside you
Your fortune: Better not tell you now RED TSUN.
RED TSUN OVER PARADISE japanese gorl will do her best do some of you ever tried HOLY energy drink does it taste good?, i tried to get it in le store but they did not have the flavours im interested in, and these are uhhh Wildberry Wolf, Cactus Camel and uhhh Fruity Frog
does anyone has experience with it i dont wanna buy the stuff for 100€ and then it taste like crap... be honest did you call on his show? MINECRAFT MOVIE IN UNDER 2 HOURS!!!!!! *takes a peek at esfores*
Hmmmm I think this is the board I'll conquer next. I'll plant my flag here and make this mine. (you) belong to me now :heart: There is no cure for my schizophrenia Hi chat
This is a drama board for the day. Say something mean This years April Fools joke proves what we already know, that TDS and EDS leftists have been infiltrating the management of 4chan. Despite all the waste and fraud that the DOGE has cleaned up, the minds (that likely have large parts missing) that created the prank are trying to claim that it's cutting things that shouldn't be cut. If the moderation wasn't infiltrated, then the boards that get cut would only be the degenerate boards like /lgbt/, /u/, /y/, /mlp/ etc. with the cut possibly being permanent. These Companies Test on Animals well this pretty much sums up [s4s]...
Your fortune: Average Luck sucking on haruhi's bepis under the table while she rants about food to her friends Good morning s4s I just got back from school
Good night s4s I will drink myself to sleep now A person who loves pedophiles is a pedophilephile? Is there a better word for it? imagine being a demon and you know you have to go to hell forever eventually Time is running
I feel you drowning
I see you drowning
You're slipping away I'm hungry as FUCK
Your fortune: Average Luck i just could just be on my 50th replay of my life on earth and be hooked up to a heavenly vr set, i don’t even know if this real
or maybe time repeats itself infinitely and im just reliving this life over and over again against my will
Stup1d Sexy Squ Ed1t1on
>Wh4t 1s /l1g/?
/l1g/ 1s 4 thre4d for v1ewers to f1nd, sh4re, 4nd d1scuss 1nd1e vtubers who h4ve on 4ver4ge 500 v1ewers or more.
>Why /l1g/?
L4rge 1nd1e vtubers h4ve more net f4ns, but they 4re outnumbered by 2v1ews by the thous4nds. Th1s 1s 4 thre4d for the V1P, reg4rdless of wh4t l4ngu4ge they stre4m on.
>C4n 1 sh1ll my 499v1ew osh1 here?
Cons1der1ng 4ver4ges fluctu4te w1dely, 4ll the w4y down to 100 1s re4son4ble. The m1n1m4l requ1rement however 1s be1ng Tw1tch p4rtner or the YouTube equ1v4lent 1n numbers.
>Ducks
(embed) (embed) https://www.tw1tch.tv/d4shducks (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
Numbers for 3/31:
1: https://tw1tch.tv/f1l14n (4,925)
2: https://tw1tch.tv/4nny (4,271)
3: https://tw1tch.tv/dok1b1rd (3,539)
4: https://tw1tch.tv/Buffpup (3,119)
5: https://tw1tch.tv/Ol1v14Monroe (3,050)
6: https://tw1tch.tv/Kenj1 (2,958)
7: https://tw1tch.tv/not_4nny (2,364)
8: https://tw1tch.tv/4r1elle (2,253)
9: https://tw1tch.tv/ch1b1dok1 (2,049)
10: https://tw1tch.tv/ny4nners (1,856) *T1e
10: https://tw1tch.tv/Yuzu (1,832) *T1e
Non-Engl1sh:
1: https://tw1tch.tv/4k4m1k4rub1 (4,367) *J4p4nese
2: https://tw1tch.tv/orkpod (3,691) *Russ14n
3: https://tw1tch.tv/KSPKSP (3,451) *Ch1nese This story sucks, don't read it, I wrote it high off my gourd, also had to cut and paste later because wifi is shit rn
Work got cancleled because of a tornado, didn't know till after i got there since i didn't check their gay app before leaving. I live like 5 minutes from work, so no big deal. Check the app and they said they might have a plan for later today. Shift normally would've ended about an hour ago, so i decided to smoke some weed. Check the gay app since I'm tired of /v/ again, they want people in 3 hours early tomorrow, lmao. Not gonna do it, I feel bad for those suckas Me summoning and encouraging niceposts and niceness in my community I am back. there will be a shota and Loli ver don't worry guys humanoid Venice is back when did people start making her belly white? dont they know thats wrong? hey esfores, check out my manga shelf !!! I want to get raped by James so bad I think this is a bury nice board and all but doesn't anyone find it weird that you have to record yourself impregnating your sister and send it to the janitors for berification I occaisionally think about this thread
>>10390220
I loved this thread so much, I love the way the words sound and the beautiful sentence made and you can feel that the OP had so much fun making that cute sentence and pairing it with a snacken draggen but the thread was inexplicably deleted, and to this day I don't know why
This amazing thread has everything
Cuteness, funniness, yummy tastiness and enduring mystery I had an argument with CFO today ;_;