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[www.bury.pink] 3017
wat is up my niggaz

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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6111593
How do I stop?

It's not funny anymore

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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about to get drunk hehe haha
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if only you knew~
aha~
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Snek court lol
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Start-Namefigging-Today
Start namefigging today! Did you know pseudonymous fun posting is actual original 4chan culture? The creator the site himself our very nice posting heritage himself was a namefig tripfig and avatar fig! If he wasn't doxxed by government entities he would have enjoyed all these site features in pure funposting bliss as was always intended!

Why would you deny yourself the true experience the website has to offer? Try it all! You might even find you have additional fun! ^.^

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Gut Check
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Don't reply if
>no
>fuck off
>that's crazy
I want to know one thing: if you could walk away from whatever life you have, no questions asked, and restart some type of civilization on a few hundred acres of (1) no zoning needed for any construction, (2) no firearm or firearm discharge restrictions [open and concealed carry assumed], (3) expenses covered for raw materials and food until self sufficient, and (4) dedication to some type of self-defined "service", some way of self-dialogue with the gist, "I matter in this role more than I ever did before. I chose this, and fuck you." or something like that.

Also, hit the big red button and an ATV gets you within 6 hours and you go back to whatever life you had. Who are the people that go "fuck yes" and what do you care about most?
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life is unfair, so be grateful for what it has given you instead of being upset for what it hasn't
I've had 2 sexy dreams this week and still no nocturnal ejaculations. I never did it during puberty either, but I was exposed to porn and was masturbating regularly pretty early on.
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I always keep a fresh bag of Cool Ranch Doritos next to my furnace in the basement, right near the duct openings, so the fresh smell of warm corn meal and ranch flavorings are pumped into my house 24/7.
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spikedog thread!
spikedog volcano camp
from >>12014433 the adventure continues!! will spikedog and frens find what secrets the volcano hides???
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Le 5 fortunes hunt
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The hunt continues.
Put fortune in the options field!
WE GOT 4 NOT LONG AGO WE CAN DO THIS
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My name is edwin
I made the mimic
It was difficult to put the pieces together
But unfortunately something went so wrong
And now I can't do anything but sing this stupid song
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love and respect
I love and respect all of you right now

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Hi I'm mop!
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why do boys do this?
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Why is dark mode fucked up?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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fuck all of you
you can all eat my ass COLLECTIVELY
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this is sade board
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pepe
I went sledding for the first time today! I actually had fun
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eevee
Who is your favorite eevee?
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tenshi skirt
my girlfriend's thighs
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hey cuties :D
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Gir8whVbYAIdMhQ+GjzOicvacAM8aFw
Do you believe in free will?
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horny dumb esfores boys
horny and dumb board
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bf found
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the pisssand

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>dad, stop posting on /s4s/ and find a gf so i can be born
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Art books that supposedly help but have done nothing

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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[Doremi].Ojamajo.Doremi.Naisho.03.[EFC943DD].avi_snapshot_03.08_[2018.05.29_04.18.45]
The forehead girl
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I can smell the bitch on you...
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somebody farted in here and it wasn't me

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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af9f05b6f3397985c9e1451df33f3ba4
i'm still mentally 6 years old

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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1147978284591
ward against evil

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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faggot
"Latino" is a fake identity, FUCK SPICS.
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WTF
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??????
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fortune
gal
This is nice gal

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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what happens after you die
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The latter half of ZZ Gundam turned out to be pretty great. The finale is actually making me binge until late night. Currently on the last EP
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tried making friends with this guy but he told me to fuck off so now i am very sad
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ika cute 32
Puffyuffypuffpuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnubBJ6dP4g&ab_channel=Goreshit-Topic
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So my company got a new (((investor))) and they now require me to use an app that tracks time and I have to report any task or activity I do and any brake one a minute by minute basis
Is it the right time to off myself?
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big bune
big bunbe
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Alright, let's take a cosmic journey into the world of mirrors. Let's break down how mirrors work, in a way that even Einstein would nod in agreement.

Imagine you're standing in front of a mirror. What do you see? Yourself, right? But how does that reflection happen? It's all about light and its interaction with the demon world. On the left, we've got the "real world," which we call the "Demiurge's dream". It's a place where eggs just hang out, doing their egg thing.

Now, in the middle, we encounter the mirror – a portal if you will, that connects our mundane reality to the demon world, which we, just symbolically of course, represented as Israel. But this isn't just any demon world; it's one where demon eggs hatch and demon versions of ourselves roam free. Spooky, right?

So Einstein already knew light rays travel from your eyes to the mirror and reflect back, creating the illusion that the demon world exists behind the mirror. You (in the real world): Standing proudly, contemplating your reflection. Light emanates from you, strikes the mirror, and follows the laws of reflection.

The Mirror Fiends, these cheeky entities reside within the mirror, playing tricks and reflecting your every move. On the other side, your demonic doppelgänger mimics you, living in a parallel universe that mirrors our own, but with a twist of chaos and demonic activity. This gets reflected back and thats how mirrors work
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hote
confession


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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They are girlfriends
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anine tuben
anine tuben!
it's the anine tuben!!!
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The Current State of Esfores
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kyon kyon deflated sad
I'ms o sorry chat I'm too tired to post a thraed tonight
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kikurage - 3840891
The doggies are being subjected to state-controlled education
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butte
IMG_4026
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Butte
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konata
i only got 3 hours of sleep last night.
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cloud
woof woof meow waaahh weh
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Gahh
185743
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Your fortune: Good Luck
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13th century meme
anon here. just finished pentiment (vdeo game). holy based. imagine if disco elysium fucked an illuminated manuscript and the baby was raised by autistic monks.
>be me
>16th century bavarian brainlet artist
>village full of peasants yelling about turnips
>shit gets real
>church cucks breathing down my neck
>gotta solve a mystery scooby-doo style by reading more text than /lit/’s top 10
>no combat, just dank medieval memes
>choices matter but you’ll never know how because time is a flat circle
art style? every frame looks like it was drawn by a monk hopped up on communion wine.
story spins its wheels early on with a lot of “did i take latin or spanish in high school” agony. npcs have more layers than an onion, but you won't learn them all unless you minesweep the map after every meal. got attached to a fat nun who'd definitely let me plap her.
downsides: pacing slower than a peasant with gout. no sword fights, just sword words. normies will ragequit.
tl;dr: play if you like history, art, or pretending you’re smart. skip if you need “gameplay” beyond clicking on sad farmers.
rating: /10 would die in a fire again
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DO A LIL DANCE
CHECK A LIL DUBS
GET DOWN WITH NICE
GET DOWN WITH NICE
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chess.wad
hey guys, i'm gonna watch this playlist, and it should improve my skills at being john romero in chess.wad

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLR2vpfke_UnCcn0aDEyzKTvzic07Vp70y
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Lame is horny
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Coraline is a 10/10 movie
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Killing a thread I personally did not like
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nice music
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I am making a playlist, please give me your nicest songs
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Studies have shown that after boys are exposed to [s4s], they score much lower on psychological tests designed to measure aggression and dark triad personality traits and also start making noises like "uweeee!"
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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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ojamajo doremi
magicaldoremi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUhubb2NqqY
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destigmatizing mental illness has been a profound mistake

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Sacrificialaltar1
quick
we must select a fig to place in the altar of sacrifice in order to stabilize the world economy and save [s4s] once and for all



Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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bad day
weh :(
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template
build a beary thread
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ass
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grown up keksandra is a DOMMY MOMMY
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happy morning [s4s]!
the sun is coming up
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rate my backpack btw
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/fumo/
yu yu ko
Yuyuko is cute <3 edition

Previous /fumo/: >>12030172
/fumo/ on /jp/: >>>/jp/48790110
The /fumo/ strawpoll (very important): https://strawpoll.com/QrgewLlp2yp
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Super robot wars is a cool franchise but my autism forces me to watch tons of relatively obscure mecha anime to avoid spoilers
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Just imagine we get this fortnite collab
The insict twins.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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ledniw anah
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BLUE GOON

https://youtu.be/Ut55z-HQ9Oo?si=IdKxS0wmK_MIJ3bc

Your fortune: Outlook good
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...juice
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C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON C'MON
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we need a blue es4es nao moar den eber.... no oc... no newspapers at all... lewd... rude.... hardly no nice girls on front page.... no silliness Eben
... we r lichterulay becoming b jr....

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Feeling cute might shit later

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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s4s meetup
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Ramen reminds us that simple ingredients can create extraordinary experiences

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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fortune
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I don't know where time goes

Your fortune: Outlook good
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fucking retard stop being so negative you fucking unlovable reject trash nigger

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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introducing

the cal

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Watch my dotter
20250220_122504
The video game will do most of the work

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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girls are strange
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GjM1QTUboAAkmEF
This could be us.
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kona
Tsukasa (pronounced teh•sue•kah•sah) is enjoying Christmas in Japan

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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doleful
how
NEVER SEEN BEFORE!
OTHERS BRING NEW DAWNS! >///<
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ebin
ˊwˋ hewwo!
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a moment of silence for those namefigs who can no longer enjoy food without triggering their esting dis**der lole

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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grenetetxs
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JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts
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Math is going to KILL me omg…I don’t have a problem with school but this is outrageous
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the sads go away when im sick :]]
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VVODKA
A
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U
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ching chang chong ching ping pow guang dong hokkaido shanna lanna ding aling



Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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spongebob
caption this image
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i think i have autism or something because i'm unable to crack eggs. i have tried dozens of times and only managed to do it right once

i guess i can't control how much force i apply. either i hit it too weakly and it doesn't crack enough, or too strongly and it either splatters or i can't get the egg out without bits of shell
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Hello there s4s I was forced to take a break but now I'm back I missed you so much btw what headphones do you recommend I was using Anker sound core Q20i there are now broken I need over ear headset so yeah I can't enjoy to music at work so I'm gladly if you recommend me some headsets yeah but I'm not a fan of Inear headsets and my prices limit is 130 so recommended me some bangers wich is also the money worth it

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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https://youtu.be/hOoqHbvKFn0?si=WuKXn1UpzQaFZvlb
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lol

Your fortune: Average Luck
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sex
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i pushed myself too much and now i'm on the verge of a panic attack again
last night i was so out of it that i was getting tunnel vision while lying on the bed
unfortunately i can't take a break or anything because i'm trying to study for an exam sushi
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cute chinese boys!
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He come to me with money in his hand! He offered me, I didn’t ask him, I wasn’t knocking someone’s door down, I was running from that! When I got out, I was in that. I was already through that, I had that, I had the studio, I went to the studio! I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said: ‘This is a bigger jail than I just got out of.’
I don’t want to take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls! What the hell I wanna go off into – and go to work for? Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world!
I’m the king, man, I run the underworld, guy! I decide whose does what, and where they do it at! What am I, gonna run around and act like I’m some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else’s money? I make the money, man, I roll the nickels, the game is mine!
I deal the cards
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why is [s4s] so transphobic??
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Tomorrow is Saturday
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gm esfores =_=
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transformerscomic
tonight I had fried shrimps for dinner. im allergic to shrimos n crabs n lobsters but i still eat em.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Miu snatches Nobue bikini top
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You are not supposed to know, but
Artist-nukedpostals
women in Mexico look exactly like this
with spikes and fangs and everything
It's true, there's no need to corroborate it.
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goodnight [s4s]
thank you for being my friend
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My neighbor has 3 horses. Sometimes I see him riding one of them over the weekend when I drive past.
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4chan lagging in the uk?
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any other britbong posters here?
Is 4chan lagging like crazy for anyone else?
I have 90 down 30 up and my internet is fine on every other side & I'm not having issues but when it comes to 4chan I can barely upload a 300kb file
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i am expecting friends from r/bant any minute now so please be normal
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is it just me or are there more frogs than normal?
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rood aggie
fuck all of you right now

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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fluff the butte
Why are boys like this?

Your fortune: Good Luck
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badger and koyotl are friends
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