>>96126889
aight, fuck it, imma feed the fucking board trawler.

>Be me, playing D&D circa 2016, 5e is the newest hottest shit on the block
>get into a game with randoms on Roll20 (big fucking mistake in hindsight, obviously)
>make a Rogue because skill monkeys are cool
>rest of the party is Cleric, Fighter and the Paladin
>me and fighter buddy up real fast since neither of us are casters
>Cleric is chummey enough, but very, very blatantly a democratic-socialist kind of guy
>Paladin is straight up a Stormfront type
>barely capable of supressing his power level
>GM is a wallflower, doesn't want to have to go through the process of getting a new fourth player
>typical spinelessness
>game goes through two session without much issues, minus the occasional times where the Paladin calls goblins "Kikes".
>mind you, I didn't care then, still don't, but clearly the Fighter is getting kinda frustrated over it, Cleric was sniggering the whole time. i wonder why.
>third game rolls around, GM decided our adventure was now going to take us to the Dwarven Kingdom, can't recall the name, didn't matter. the main city was built into the base of a mountain. big surprise: its a trade hub for that side of the continent
>a lot of merchants, hand rubbing, money changers, lots of wandering peddlers and thieves gallore. I was already gunning towards findng the Thieves Guild since the GM had planned for us to use the city as our hub
>Stormfront Paladin was audibly fidgetting through his mic, he is barely able to contain himself and the session ends when we get summoned to the palace on invitation of the minister of finance and trade.
>fourth session starts, we get introduced to the minister
>the minister's name?
>GOLDBERG SHEKELSTEIN.
>Stormfront Paladin fucking loses his shit, goes on a fucking tirade that would make the whole 3rd Reich applaud him with pride, I'm also losing my shit because, well, this is comedy gold. Cleric is also losing his shit but also hyping Stormfront Paladin

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