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Honestly, if you were a woman or legal council with the avengers during that era YOU'D start chainsmoking as well.

>"So... let me get this straight. The guy, who is the son of Immortus, AKA Kang the Conqueror... brainwashed Carol Danvers, fucked her, she gave birth in less than a day to a person who turned to be the guy in question, and then he aged up in another day, was STILL fucking Carol, and then had to leave back to the Limbo dimension (or whatever) because Hawkeye accidentally blew up the machine he needed to exist here... except taking Carol, still brainwashed, with him? Is... is that right? And.... you guys just, waved them off happily?"
>"Yeah, sure was nice to see Carol finally settle down."
>"Cap. I'm booking you in to another sensitivity in the workplace course again."
"Awww man. Another one?"

or

>"Look, this has been a rough week for me, I just tore Vision in half for some reason, Jack of Hearts blew up Scott Lang and Hawkeye is dead. But let me see if I've got this straight. You guys all decided the best way to help Wanda get over LOSING HER KIDS was to... erase her memory of them ever existing? THAT was your best options? REALLY? You couldn't see any problems, like, even ethically with this? No? REALLY? Because I can't help but notice you all very carefully DIDN'T tell Janet you did this, which is how all this happened."
>"...Jesus, I'm amazed I stopped at just Vision."

>"Uh... no, I don't know if the Avengers are liable for not noticing that you'd been replaced with a Skrull for almost a decade Jess, I'll look into it, but in the meantime we have a support group for this. Janet is chairing it."

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