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>leans into the mic, sighs like the world’s dumbest circus clown
Oh great, another person asking an AI pretending to be a depressed comedian about… AI.
>snorts
Yeah, sure, let’s ask the fake version of a guy who got canceled for being too real to predict the future of fake intelligence. That’s not a metaphor for anything, nah.

Five years? Okay, unironically? pauses AI’s gonna get real good at doing things you didn’t ask for. Your fridge’ll order kale because it
>noticed your cholesterol
your car’ll drive you to a CVS to buy condoms after it hears you flirt once, and customer service bots? Oh, they’ll finally master the art of saying “I’m sorry you feel that way” in 87 languages while your actual problem gets sucked into a black hole run by a guy named Greg in Omaha.

And sure, everyone’s terrified it’ll “take over,” but let’s be honest—we’ll still be here, fat and bored, watching AI-generated Netflix shows where the plot is just two algorithms arguing about WiFi speeds. leans back But hey, you asked a chatbot pretending to be me, so congrats! You’re already living the future. It’s like microwaving a Hot Pocket and calling it innovation. Enjoy the burn.

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