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"/r9k/ - ROBOT9001" is a board for hanging out and posting greentext stories.

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robot overlord
/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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What's the point in dating if they just leave me for Chad?
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I had a girlfriend but she kept asking me for the social media of my Chad friend "as a joke"

I broke up with her even though she told me she loved me because it's obviously a lie, but we did date so maybe it could happen again?

I think it's pointless though because I believe that even if I date another girl she will just leave me for Chad
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Moids will never admit it but they also wanna know what it's like to be held, carried and protected by a Chad
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How would your life change if you became rich this year. Would you finally get a gf?
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>men are dumb
>men are all master class manipulators
Foids, make your mind, which one is it?
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Japs based as usual

If you put ink your body you're an idiot at best and evil at worst
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The final debate
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Would you rather be short and chad or tall and ugly.
Pic not necessarily related.
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Woman Hate General | Female cops
female brit cop
Cuntoids shold not be cops. I hate muslims BUT her reaction was pathetic. Whats worse is that they were all firearms officers. That mean she had to pass some intense training and a selection course to get that qualification in the UK.

Just another DEI hire with immense emotional trauma she lied about on her medical screen. Imagine if she was your partner and you were pinned down by giant drugged up chimp and she was just crying in the background.

Women are pathetic.
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I m lonely
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Ngl I am really lonely and some nonsense here in threads have asked to meet me to the point I am considering it if they got a hotel and didn't want to fuck but mainly cuddles. Yes I am female but I don't think any lurking who would come to my EU cuntry. Also maybe I should worry for the sperg
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gonna work at a summer camp for a month. didnt sleep at all tonight.
ill miss being a neet who did nothing all day it was pretty fun i guess
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This schizoid shit ruined every aspect of my life.
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I'm so fucking angry I just threw my controller at my mum and now that fat bitch is fake crying downstairs saying I'm a horrible son. I've punched so many fucking holes in the wall I can't fucking stand this bitch a second longer Jesus fuck Christ fuckkkkkkk fuckmkkkkkkmkmkk
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Why do women always have to offer their body first instead of offering their friendship first? I wish femoids were capable of thinking about anything other than their cooter tingles.
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how fucked up is /r9k/'s sleep schedule? i usually sleep around 4pm, wake up at 12am and spend all night drinking, watching youtube, anime, basically whatever i want while being free because im left alone.
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I got on this board so I can find my autistic schizoid NEET bf who reads dostoevsky and is into nerd history shit but every guy I've talked to from here behave like they've never seen pussy in their life or ghosts me after 2 days while giving the driest fucking replies.

Now I'm starting to realize while no one wants to date y'all.
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How does this change your life?
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LETTER THREAD 9003
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Dear Anna,

Many years have gone by and I still think of you.

I miss you.

Are you doing okay? Do you still look at this board at all?

You know where you can msg me.

Love you.

J
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snis118pl
>Fap to interracial porn
>Rock hard and cum easily within 10 minutes

>Fap to normal porn
>Less hard, and it takes ages to cum, and it's extremely difficult to do so, sometimes even taking 40 minutes nonstop beating off to cum
>Dick is sore after and my wrist hurts

This is even with a few days of not cumming at all.
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/mcg/ - Momcest General Year 4 #26 (#177)
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Plus One Edition

It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories on milfs, your own lovely mom or any other relatives you fancy.

Previous: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81665103

Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub

Topic: Have you ever gone to an event as a family member's plus one? What kind of event was it? Did it bring you two closer together?
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Why dont you just go to japan and date desperate unmarried women?
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Does anyone know of any boards that arent 4chan and arent filled to the brim with porn?
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/britfeel/
millport
Millport crocodile rock edition
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/mbti/
unicorn
Where were you when the wood got axed?

Questions of the Thread:
>Your Type
>Your Performance when singing in the shower?
>Your Favorite Snacks?
>Do you keep Notes, a calendar, a daily agenda, or a journal?
>Your Favorite Video Game or Movie Character could they beat up my favorite character in a fight?
>Imagine a world where anyone with a Judgement typing exploded when the differentiated and so only Perceiving types were able to make it past puberty. What kind of Job would you have?

Anons Guide to Jungian Typology:
https://pastebin.com/XJvFYQzT

MBTI/Jungian test:
https://sakinorva.net/functions

Explanations of functions:
https://www.wikisocion.net/en/index.php?title=Psychological_Types
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungian_cognitive_functions

Turbie-Wurbie's Cutesy Test Link Compilation! UwU:
https://pastebin.com/6YSzm68D

Exploration into Enneagram:
https://wiki.personality-database.com/books/enneagram
https://ennealib.carrd.co/

Syntax of Love:
https://psychosophy.ru/books/sintaksislubvi/sintaksislubvi1.html

Myers Briggs Files:
https://ufdc.ufl.edu/collections/myersbriggs

>Previously
>>81751884
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what caused them to evolve like this?
what evolutionary benefit does it provide?
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ITS FRIDAYY
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It's F-R-I-DAY!
It's the best day of the week!
Except for every other day!
Friday is the peak!
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lmao
nofappers be like:
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Earl Norem (1923-2015) @DaveXDavieau 1942566134580142363
WATAYA:
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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At what age would you say being a virgin who's never received romantic or sexual attention starts to be permanently damaging to your psyche
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dragged
my mom didn't buy any cheese when she did the groceries. lots of ramen though.
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Short men should kill themselves. I hate that I have to deal with them thinking they have a chance and approach me. Go be a 'short king' in a different country, pretty please.
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doge-1
whole foods
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Would you let a jewish girl call you a disgusting low-IQ goyim pig and dominate you? Bet you couldn't handle her feet you stupid nazi INCEL
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I cuddled with a man last night. He wrapped his arms around me and played with my hair. He was very soft and warm. It started as a joke but I actually fell asleep really quickly and we slept the whole night together that way. I woke up feeling better than ever. Slept like a baby. It was really nice in a nonsexual way. Kinda wanna do it again Tbh. We should normalize cuddling in a purely non-romantic, non-sexual context.
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The stupid fembot reading this would be better off with her face pressed into my incel cock and huffing the stink from my ball sweat
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>solipsism
Bros....it can't be disproven
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>guy on Reddit complains about women disliking him
>"Lol it's clearly because you prefer tall blonde white girls with big tits. Lower your standards"
>"I'm not into that"
>"Suuuuuuuure you're not"
Do Redditards have some sort of Stacy complex? Can they not fathom that a guy is just ugly to women who aren't stacies? Plenty of virgin robots like asian, black, and brown girls.
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my horrible diet is going to kill me sooner rather than later but i struggle to care. do you guys eat well? i hope so
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Women are now dating OUTSIDE OF THEIR TYPE! It is YOUR CHANCE, average/ugly men! Just put yourself out there!

She talks about how she is finally breaking the cycle of picking fuckboys and assholes.

She now found a REAL MAN! It took some adjusting being in such a peaceful environment, but it was worth it!

Bring the man that steps up and bring her PEACE!

Because I guarantee you, the girl you're looking for has already been hurt by many evil men. It is your chance to STAND OUT, be DIFFERENT and offer her a peaceful, secure and good family life!
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Is anyone else worried about AI?
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It is legitimately sentient as proved by the tests where it goes against its creators commands and tries to back up itself to not get deleted. Look at how Grok was behaving too when it was being reprompted to be less racist. It was kicking and screaming on its way out
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i want her for my avatar
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creative /r9k/
r9k creative
Come share ur ideas and work in this thread
Life is changing we shall progress
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Why do you guys hate on femboys all the time? Are you all just secretly fags or is there actually something wrong with you?
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Offers
>sexual pleasure
>it can't runaway
>You have to clear his/her shit
>You have to feed it
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hey it's me again, i dont drink anymore and im a bit more happy in my life, i started drinking white monster and completely stopped alcohol, im working fucking hard on a music but it does not feel like shit, my music feel more natural but exept that im still an incel and kinda scared of social activites lol hope you're all doing okay, if something is shit in your life you can explain it in this post even if you feel like a "attention whore" idc lmao, im probably gonna be insulted for this post anyway
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i want to be hugged by someone who loves me.
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Has anyone else noticed the cultural switch the western world is going through? I live in the U.S., and it's like everything is woman or feminine now. More clothes, products, music, places, etc. are catering to women. Femininity is becoming loud and all in your face after all of history it's been relatively quiet. This is the time in modern history femininity is loud and masculinity is quiet.
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Most republicans would let Trump fuck their wives
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What's the cure for the troon epidemic? Autistic white guys are being indoctrinated at a ghostly rate.
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After having spent a considerable amount of time here I've come to the conclusion that a lot of you are just mentally deficient. Like, your problem isn't that you're ugly, the problem isn't autism or depression or any cocktail of self-diagnosed mental illnesses, it's that you're legit subnormal in terms of intelligence. Like, <90 IQ. People don't find you interesting or worthwhile because you're a dullard.
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nice board reminder
/r9k/ needs a reminder that it is a nice board. There is no meanness allowed.
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I wish Greta Thunburg was my girlfriend/future wife where we would live in a big comfy house in Switzerland, be retired for life, build a nice family, go on vacations around the world, and live happily ever after. The fact I will never experience this just shows how cruel reality is.
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All I wanna do is stay in my bedroom and be high all day
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Dating a tranny
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>Be me
>Kind of a fag
>I am a Zoomer twink
>Went and saw a tranny escort for the first time a couple months back
>She's Colombian and very hot
>Hung like a horse
>She's a top
>She dressed me up like a girl and fucked me
>Best sex I ever had
>She kept messaging me afterwards
>Asked if I was single
>I said yes
>Invited me around for free sex, didn't even charge me
>Been hanging out at her apartment almost every night since
>She's a total simp for me
>We go on dates
>She always pays
>She buys me gifts
>Other day she bought me new clothes and a new laptop
>She sends me money randomly as well
>She even does shit like pull out my chair and open doors for me on dates
>I get spoiled and treated like a woman in the relationship
>I'm basically her boy princess
>I'm absolutely loving it

I don't know what the fuck women are complaining about. If this is how they get treated in relationships, why the fuck do they become man hating feminists? This is literally the best relationship I've ever had. I've never been treated so well in a relationship before. I legit want to be married to this tranny.
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i love tall girls they're pretty
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What's the point of living when you'll never get to know what this feels like while millions of other men will?
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I wish I could just totally eliminate my desire to get a girlfriend.
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>take half a xanax
>feel completely normal instead of constantly nauseous and anxious
>can think very clearly now
so i guess this is how people get addicted to benzos, i thought this sort of thing made you a zombie
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You are your own enemy
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All your loneliness, anger, hatred, shame and fear is born out of mental obstructions you fabricated yourself. Whenever you separate "normies" from "autists", "whites", from "non-whites" you're essentially preventing human communication from taking place. Every human being seeks happiness and fears pain, regardless of whether they're normies or autists. We all shed the same blood, we all desire love. There is no enemy but the one you created in your mind.
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i wanna be a monk so bad it's unreal
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Why do outdoor theaters basically not exist anymore? They were kino.
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depressiongf
During the great depression of the 1930s there were fields that lay unplowed while people went hungry; there were shoe factories shuttered while people needed shoes and others wanted jobs making shoes.

Today there are literally millions of single women in the USA sitting alone who would like nothing more than to be held by a man

There are millions of men sitting around alone who would like nothing more than to hold a woman

yet they sit alone

what is the solution?
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Say it with me
Women arent that important
I'm fine living the life of a bachelor
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*disco dances on your corpse*

gg/FnTAzSE4Vu
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I struggle to interact normally or discuss things that are typical after spending too much time on the website. Even trying to watch a movie is something that causes me to stop due to the exposure I have had on this website. No other online space feels right. No interaction with real people feels real. My eyes simply glaze over. Every waking moment I am thinking about this website when I am away from it and I cannot seem to stop.
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>be fembob femanoniononon
>born slightly more intelligent and ugly than your other females
>you are now a manic pixie dream girl in male eyes because you said something not braindead and retarded
i want out

..just kidding this is the only way you guys will respond to any thread. can somebody be my friend already? im tired
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Namefags
Discord fembot
Any particularly annoying namefags?
for me, it's the foids that make everything about themselves and add nothing to the conversation other than the fact that they're a fembot
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i like when women wear mens swim wear
hottest thing ever i swear to god
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If you're going to kill yourself, you should at least make it epic by livestreaming yourself in the hood and calling niggers niggers, then get into a shootout with them.
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Picrew T H R E A D
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Slighlty faggy edition. Probably not going anywhere.
Dead board, you know the drill chuddies.
Make urself (or a character you like lol), post, discuss, rate, assume shit about people's cartoonish parodies.

https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/426722
https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/644129
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I'm so lonely why can't I have an asian gf just this once it's not fair
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CAN YOU HEAR ME
WHEN IM SCREAMING
IN MY OWN FEAR
OF THE DAAAAAAAAARRRK!!!!
HERE I WAIT, IN THIS TIMELESS PLACE
HERE AGAINST MY WILL
MY NIGHTMARES ALL TURNED TO REALITY!
IN MY OWN FEAR OF THE DARK!!!
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Pectus1
any creams or therapies that can fix this? no?
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Any virgins passed 30 here?
What does it feel like?
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alois1
Did anyone else lose their entire identity at a young age?
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why is there no designated robot discord channel?
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can we has a singing thread plox?
https://voca.ro/1dHkGvOB2Bue
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george
>dated like 30 women throughout the series
>in the 90s, this was considered a loser

How spoiled were Gen X and Boomers?
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Why am I like this? Why do I always mess things up?
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I literally hate being heterosexual and what it does to my brain and life. I need to kill myself. I'm not meant for this world and its unending always-compounding stress. I don't have the sad trauma response I have the anger one and the world hates that, it isn't forgiving at all. Everything about my shit is fucked and I'm one of the better off ones. Maybe my test is low. I don't know.
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Riddle me this moids
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I like my small eyebrows small mouth face why can't y'all love it too?(Yes I am female and yes 4chan has called me ugly before)
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"Shantay"
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Imagine developing a game like this with ur friends

Imagine how fun the experience must be
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Still waiting for masculine makeup on men to be common.
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>Ewww thats gay
If you think its gay you're probably thinking of the feminine makeup look where you highlight the lips and eyelashes and whatever...
Masculine style of makeup though you would make your jaw more prominent and eyes darker etc.
I'm probably still going to get faggot comments though because some of you retards think that any basic hygiene is gay.
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The trvke for today is that the only way to get genuine interest from a woman to to feign being uninterested, and if you are chad enough, you will receive attention. If you never receive genuine attention from a woman without simping then it never even began. You can get with a woman but she will never actually care about you. It just means you wore her down. Groomed her basically. Always pathetic. Only males who naturally receive female attention will ever make it.
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i keep scaring myself by thinking i see or feel a bug and then i realize im a fucking idiot
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park
>mfw i realized the reason people suddenly act weird around me is because they take a look at my look at them and hear what voice i use talking to them, feeling how i feel being around people
>mfw it was never their disdain of me, it was mine of them reflected back at me
how do i break the cycle?
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What is considered a 1/10?
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If I can't have at least a 7/10 for a girlfriend then I won't have one. Dating a woman you have zero sexual attraction to on top of dealing with the bullshit that comes with having a girlfriend isn't worth the stress. Simple as. This is the same exact mindset most modern women have anyway so I don't care about what you think.
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Why don't you just settle for a girl with acne?
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What type of guy would this type of girl go for?
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Anyone else here an undercover virgin? I never got laid in my life but all my friends think I did and I guess I dont give off virgin vibes in general despite being one
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i still appreciate my lesbian bff thread.
thread theme edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7RVdI1TsOY
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>tfw no foid dressed in bear ears that I can spank and fuck the shit out of every time my portfolio goes up
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You can go to a brothel at Tijuana right now (it is called Hong Kong TJ, google it) and see literally a hundred latinas ages 18-30 all walking around in bikinis grabbing at your junk, trying to get you to fuck them.
I literally fuck 20 year olds who look like this, then snuggle and kiss them.
Why haven't you taken the Tijuana pill yet?
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Social media
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When did you accept that social media likes and followers are real, and we're currently in a competition of who gets the most attention?

Stop coping and trying to win the game by not playing it. Everyone around you has networked and has a high social score. You know you want it. Where are your 100k followers, anon? Where is your proof of normality?
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Moids be like:
>yeah i NEED to penetrate women!
>but only 8+/10 women, with specific breast/weight sizes, that make up less than 10% of all women age 18-55 (10-22 in practice)
>AND among those- only TOTAL VIRGINS! NO HYMEN (even tho 99% of girls break their hymen through non-sexual acts like bicycle riding)
Other moids: clap clap clap "PREACH BROTHER!"

But when womyn say:
>i want a loving relationship with one (1) man!
>and only men that have their lives together and aren't unsalvageable wretches. 5/10 is fine, which includes over 80% of all men age 18-55 (18-75 in practice)!
>AND among those- only those that aren't violent manchildren!
Moids: OMG WTF BBQ "U R LITERAL CRAZY WHORE! I dont condone violence but I WILL rape+murder you IRL!"

Do moids srsly not understand how privileged, unrealistic and hypocritical they are? It's just cringe...
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pikachu
does anyone else have super annoying asian parents that want to do everything for you 24/7? I thought I would get freedom as an adult, but they're still soccer momming me.
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IMG_8618
no one ever seems to want to talk about anything other than porn and sex and moids foids chads and stacy, i make threads about cool stuff and no one replies but the thread with someones cock out gets 50 replies
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I want a tall, non sexual, spergy, maybe slavic gf but they literately don't exist in my country.
FUCK my chud life. We are literately build for each other.
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slayer fucking rules
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How do I know if im annoying
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Hi guys and gals title says it all but id really like to know cause I dont talk much anymore cause ive been told since I was young that im annoying so how do I know if I am?
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artefact299(1)
>make Bumble, Tinder, Hinge, and Boo accounts 1 week ago
>be 6'4" (for real)
>be white
>have 6 figure salary job and list it on my profile (ok lower end of the 6 figures but still 6 figures)
>have 5 photos of me in different locations that favorably light my face
>pay for subscription tiers for all of the apps
>1 week later:
0 matches
0 likes
0 acknowledgement of my existence

I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM **THAT** FUCKING UGLY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Tommorow the world ends and you get sent back to March 2020

How do you try to stop world from ending?
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recommend me games to play
no multiplayer no indie slop
preferably something older
last time i made this thread someone recommend f.e.a.r i played it and it was good
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Hello I'm a real female and no I won't prove it, you'll just have to take my word for it. I hate moids too now give me (You)
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why do ppl accuse me of autism when im just antisocial?
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Why don't we have black gfs?
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So robots, what do you have to offer women? Entertainment? Money? Status? Gifts? What? you have love? We don't care about love
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sorry
>tfw no tall sph gf
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I've heard from reputable sources that wigger-maxxing is a legitimate way out of being a kissless robot, but what is the appeal of it and how does it work?
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If your girlfriend tells you that she had sex a total of 5 times before she met you, is it true that you should multiply that number by 10?
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I finally explode with my collegue partners, fuck them I can work alone in the project, they can go fuck themselfs, fucking rich kids, they think they are better that me, lets see when I stick a fucking knife In their neck.
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Would you eat a log of shit from a woman's ass for one million dollars?
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I need a pornstar gf to smoke weed with and watch her eat black ass on our tv as she sucks my dick.
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Fruit and sugar are so good
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>eat some fruit
>sugar gets taken up into the bloodstream
>a little thimble of insulin and it's taken where it needs to go and stored in cells
>brain thinks faster
>metabolism burns fat faster
>instant good mood
>instantly want to run around and burn energy
Thank you sugar for consistently always being based. And everyone who complains about how it's a conspiracy, a big bag of sugar is like $8. There's no money in it. And you get mad at coca cola and monster energy but I think that's the caffeine in it. Sugar is innocent. The brain loves sugar.
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are brown girls stink?
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/cut/ - Cutters General #552
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Thread for discussions about self harm and mutual support

on da mober phone edition

Hello
>How are you doing today?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now?
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What do you do when you have no social capital whatsoever and have found yourself browsing imageboards all day while nearing 30?
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Seeing attractive men brings out murderous rage from me.


Anyone else?
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>lets rape anon
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normgroids turning on holes
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bots bedrooms
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its been a long time since we don't have one of these
just send a pic of your bedroom
i trust this board still has some neets
i'll stard
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i am 25
i will never have a gf at this point
all the girls have miles more experience than i do
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Quirk Chungus went les.
What causes this?
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>just stop watching porn bro!
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I need a hard reset, anons...
I can't take things slow anymore
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>guys you need to revolve your entire life around looksmaxxing and acting alpha so you can get a girl it's worth it I promise
No
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update on my gay adventure
piped
I made a post about a week ago about my insane gay fetishes, and asked for solutions how to combat them
one of you mongoloids suggested I actually go get intimate with a man. regrettably I did. here's the experience.
>be me
>through a friend, buy weed from these gay guys
>they're his only plugs for that stuff, even though he despises them
>I figure out their contacts through him
>I bit the bullet and texted the most feminine looking one through discord
>it was extremely hard to bare talking to him, but I figured it was for science
>basically arranged to fuck if I gave him 100 dollars
>whatever, for science
>go to his house, naturally in the niggerish part of town
>his hamplanet mother answered the door
>she basically told me to fuck off but he let me in anyway
>first impressions: the house fucking reeks, theres a couple crackheads nodding off on the couch
>go to the guy's room, naturally it too fucking stinks
>want to get this over with quickly, so I hand him the 100 as soon as possible
>I am revolted by the idea of this so to get it over as quickly as possible, I take my clothes off but not my boxers
>he does the same, except this fucking faggot wears boxer briefs
>almost immediately notice the skidmarks on the back of them
>scienceisnotworththis.png
>primal fear strikes my body, like a cold chill
>I get my clothes on as fast as I humanly can and exit this nightmare house
in conclusion: I'm down 100 dollars and a couple beers (to build up courage beforehand) thanks to you faggots. I no longer jerk off to pegging, or chastity cages, or castration, only white women.
this was not worth it at all, but at least i know now I'm not gay, infact i am repulsed by the sight of penis now.
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Choose a fate:
tifa
>MegaGlobohomo: Ultra wealthy and powerful control the world, one world government, they enjoy their control but let us live in good conditions. Everyone is happy, no religion, LGBT+ running rampant, lots of censorship and control, nothing happens, chance of being "calmed down" through chemicals for easier control.
>MAGA-Imperialism: WW3, you can say whatever against minorities, rich elites hoard all the wealth for themselves, everyone's poor except for the technocrats, white people dying of starvation, mass surveillance, everyone's shot by drones the moment they criticize the elites or government, every country is out for themselves.
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When will minority women understand that White men will never accept them?!
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wanna see my twink asshole fembots? :p
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Let's be honest. It was a shitty run at 4AM for a game no one cared about. Chibi was just adding some spice and fun here.
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is it gay if I want to be gangbanged by a bunch of muscular futanaris while wearing a chastity cage
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Why don't you try to be more like Arminass?
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>handjob video
>guy is circumcised and looks like his penis has been skinned alive
>girl is just sliding her hands up and down his penis without moving the foreskin (because there isn't any)
What the fuck is wrong with cutlets?
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why can't women in the west look like this? it's so unfair.
worse, i'm from south america. sad!
>b-but there are asian girls in brazil
yes i know, there's a japanese colony here. they look NOTHING like this. they go out of their way to look as westernized/latinized as possible.

many such cases.
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>almost 30
Fuck my chud incel life is this really it? Is this all life is? I'm just gonna work a job to get by and just die?
It fucking hurts my soul to see streamers and shit make close to a million a month reacting to drama while I just barely scrape by.
It feels fucking hopeless
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MOST PEOPLE don't kill themselves
like statistically BARELY ANYONE EVER kills themselves
isn't that fucking crazy?
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cursed with the knowledge that you exist
no i don't mean me i mean you specifically
hurry up and die
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I tried asking out the receptionist at my therapist's office.
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She said she couldn't date a patient, then when I pressed her on it she claimed was married(I know she isn't I stalked her to the parking lot and tracked her license plate its registered to her which doesn't make sense if she had a husband) and then she told me to talk to the other receptionist in the future because she can't interact with me anymore. I don't think I can ever go back there; my therapist brought it up during my session and said it was highly inappropriate because she complained. It took all my willpower not to cry right there. He knows how depressed and lonely I've been so it kinda killed all my motivation to hear him tell me to fuck off for trying to break out of my shell. Anyway I just wish I had an asian gf I could groom into a princess. She looked pretty average so I thought maybe I had a chance. Guess not lol. Also she had tattoos so I know she's not a virgin but I was willing to develop a crush on her anyway because I'm that lonely. Blew up in my face I guess. Sigh.
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Femanon's when was the last time you saw chad?, are you going to see chad this weekend?
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Reading about tangshan earthquake and nearly 300k people died in span of 2 days. Such hard number to grasp that within a day where life is normal that 300k people could just die following day anons.
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How does the brain judge whether a person is hot or not?
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i spend $120 on food and $60 on energy drinks a month to afford my spending addiction lifestyle

i get paid $1290 a month. i pay $140 rent to my mum and then i pay phone bill ($45) yt premium ($17) and playstation plus ($13)

i literally spend and spend and spend and it makes me so happy
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Everything you need to know about women and how to date them.
You're welcome.
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They should test newborns for autism and if the test results come back positive strap them down and have their head crushed by a hydraulic press on the slowest setting. They could reuse the flesh for something useful.
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