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http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/ I'm a 25 year old college dropout, in debt with no job leeching of my physically impaired widowed single mom.
But I dont feel bad about it because her overbearing intrusive parenting is the reason why I'm miserable and a social outcast in the first place Be honest, could you be in a relationship with a trans girl? i dont know why i like playing with myself in the rear so much. im straight (i guess) but after im done fingering myself i feel like a fag. What happened to the self improve general? Glasgow City Centre edition I AM NOT GAY BUT I WILL BE UR BOYFRIEND edition Ketamine dripping down my esophagus edition.
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What function do the drugs you do serve in your life? Chen keeps bullying humans! Check-in Edition
Rules:
Ignore impolite moids
QUESTIONS:
>What have you been up to since the last edition?
>What games are you playing?
>Ate anything good lately?
>Any weekend plans?
FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender.
>I'm a tranny, can I post here?
No. Die in a car crash.
>What does nona mean?
Anon -> Nona
>I want a hole
This is not >>>/soc/
>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
This is not /ATOGA/
/biofem/ OP Copy+Paste:
https://rentry.org/biofem_OP You are not a Truecel if you would not fuck these fat old cellulite ridden bitches I will never have a girlfriend but I wish I had one
it's so over if you have the personality of a fish i am a chud but if i had a gf that would be supportive of me feminizing myself i would troon out I love men who want companionship, but none of them do. They all just want sex. I must keep feminizing myself
Keep going
Until I reach faggot nirvana
Fuck, why does it feel so good to feminize myself? Misogynistic incels the moment a girl shows them 0,1 milligrams of attention Where does this confidence come from? Staring at the sun sort of morning. I wish I could strangle to death that bratty bitch Asuka and then play with her lifeless body. I've known her for over a month now, we already had sex once, but it was awkward as we were drunk.
I met her last night unexpectedly but I got a bit too drunk again and nothing happened. I left and I didn't even hug her. I think this was a bit aspie of me but the mood just wasn't there.
I feel like she's taking longer to reply now and we're heading more towards friendship than what I want.
I asked her out for dinner and if she agrees, I want to let her know that I like her and basically would like to be in a relationship without it sounding autistic.
How can I express my feelings to her? 
Women have insane monetary value attached to their bodies. It doesn't matter if you feel that it's weird to view people this way. Want proof of this? Male escorts, especially for women, are virtually nonexistent. No woman is going to pay to have sex with you, even if you're Adonis himself. Meanwhile, there are AVERAGE-looking men who will pay to have sex with 2/10 hambeasts (see the online dating pig experiment). If you are a 10/10 Adonis, you do have an advantage, and tons of women will fantasize about you, but most of them still aren't going to be willing to put in any actual work to get you. If you give them the ick or you're broke, it's over.
Although there are virtually no male escorts, hypothetically, a 10/10 Adonis could potentially be able to charge something like $400. I'm pulling this number out of my ass, since I'm not familiar with male escorts; however, a typical 4/10 (meaning below-average but not yet ugly) woman would likely charge the same in 2025. So, if Adonis himself became an escort for women, at the very most, he would likely only be able to get away with charging $400 for sex, which would be the same as a below-average-looking woman, and I'm being generous. I doubt women would be willing to pay any more for sex, and this would be with ADONIS HIMSELF. Men have virtually no monetary value attached to their bodies to women. Even with gay men, men don't have much monetary value attached to their bodies, since non-ugly gay men can relatively easily find sex with decent-looking men. I always imagined myself with a really cute high genetic worth foid. The issue is every other guy wants those too. In reality I'd be lucky to get a low tier foid through a lifetime of effort. Is there any solution to the incel problem?
It seems technology and modernization is just making things worse. Do you think you'll ever lose your virginity or have you lost hope? I'm going to take a bath with ice, mmmmm.... Advice for getting a boyfriend that looks like him? What time of day are you most likely to meet a fembot at a book store? 
>be me, 23yo theaterfag
>came out sophomore year during production of RENT
>all-boys school, drama club was basically grindr premium
>always been a little bit femme
lots of gay friends and shit, my whole social life, basically everyone I know is gay
>ffw
>engaged to bf, getting married next summer
>gaybourhood apartment, rainbow everything
>know every word to wicked
>life is good
>start wagecucking at accounting firm
>girl keeps talking to me
>bends over one day
>'what are you looking at, anon?'
>dick getting hard
>fuck.jpg
>go home, shower, think about spreadsheets
>doesn't work
>that night have dream about her
>wake up, covered in jizz
>bf cuddling me: "mmm babe you were moaning"
>panic_pepe.png
>"y-yeah had dream about... jonathan groff"
>flashback to "gay awakening"
>drama teacher cast me as romeo opposite male juliet
>made out at cast party
>felt nothing but assumed that's just how kissing works
>theater friends say we're perfect together
>guess I'm gay now
>dreams getting worse
>her in my old high school theater costume room
>wake up nutting like peter north
>bf: "having those jonathan groff dreams again?"
>"y-yes all about his frozen 2 performance"
>he buys me frozen 2 cd
>want to kms
>try to pretend it's just a phase
>double down on gay activities
>start watching more hardcore gay porn, initiating sex
>drag brunch every sunday
>join gay dodgeball league even though i throw like a bitch
>nothing works
>google "am i still gay quiz"
>find reddit post about "compulsory homosexuality"
>realize i've never enjoyed gay sex
>realize I've never actually enjoyed getting railed
>can't come out as straight now
>bf talking about adopting next year
>his parents finally accepting us
>my mom has pride flag on her facebook
>typing this from bf's company pride event
>nutted thinking about her in the bathroom
>trying to clean up with single ply corporate toilet paper
>bf winning drag contest outside
>mfw still reflexively do jazz hands when excited >tfw no russian goth girl sucking you in a nightclub toilet
It's over. Imagine how much happier you'd be if you had a small, cute and quirky streamer gf who enjoyed sucking your dick as her love language. You think short guys have it rough? Wait till you find out how hard is for tall girls to find someone I was doom from the start most men I will try to talk to feel emasculated because I livid in a harsh environment and they didn't, or that I have own things they don't I hate this I this so much i wish I was a normal person I'm starting to seriously think about moving out of my parent's place. I'm getting tired of their constant shit.
This means I'll have to do my own groceries...do my own laundry... cook my own meals.
What else do I have to consider? Should I rent in my town or closer to where I work? I have enough savings for a down payment on my own home but houses are super expensive.
I'm 20 and I don't know any of this shit.. *Hits Pipe* Edition
It's Momcest Monday. You guys know what it is all about, share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom.
Previous: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81365577
It's nice to have the /mcg/ up, so here you go. Well femcels, I am thinking that I am ready to settle down now. So you should consider yourself lucky if you are looking for an antipodean lonk white bf.
You are welcome 88w88 Having a small penis isn't all that bad. I have a 4 inch penis and in most aspects of my life I'd say I'm pretty happy with it.
The only aspect in which it becomes a problem, however, is mating with women. And this problem eclipses all other issues. Having a small penis is absolutely fatal for anyone who wants to have relationships with women.
1. They find it physically unattractive.
2. They cannot feel pleasure from it during sex, which prevents them from pair bonding.
3. The act of impregnation becomes more difficult as the ejaculation is very far from the womb.
You might think that if I found a genie in a bottle and it gave me a wish, that I would wish for a bigger penis. But my penis shouldn't be a problem. Instead, I would wish that every woman in the world, from all of history and forever, would have their bodies and minds changed so that they can love every penis regardless of size. I am not the odd one! Its the rest of the world which is crazy. I refuse to accept that its me thats the problem. Talking to peers wants me to stab a pencil through my eardrum Is there ANYTHING women cannot turn into sluttism? Vid related, George floyd riots
>Nigger gets killed
>Better walk around naked in public
Farout. Women need to be forced to admit that they are all sluts at heart so we can force them to wear veils and beat them in public. so westoids really think that it's more normal that 300 lbs men fist each others hairy assholes using shit as their lube than it is for a man to want to have a stable and loving relationship with a girl that is of the age of consent? > thousand year old ancient vampire hunter
> is a vampire
many such cases i want a gf to love and cherish so bad
.ampie. Post depressing music.
God bros just can't take it tonight. It's all too much.
"Lover why do you leave ?"
https://youtu.be/wWGTM-0CzFM?si=Zhvfpi3BfQBzaqr1 Why don't men propose to women sooner after dating begins? gf wants to get boob job because she has naturally bigish tits and doesnt want them to sag
i hate this sm i told her idc if they sag if anything its sexy but she still wants it Why do you guys still go to church? I have a feeling that you will achieve a lot more today than yesterday.
So if you feel bummed about about yesterday then be no more! And if yesterday was fine, today will be even better. You're not a wristlet, right? Look at the size of this ropeworm of mine.
It just came out right now. >tfw no gf who strictly only wears latex as clothing >your type
>would you fuck Rxy
>would you marry Rxy
>what are your favorite Rxy moments I was a 21 year old hiki neet back then, I'm still alive, doing better, not perfect, but better, I have an alright job and okay future prospects.
just know that it can and does get better, I know the demographics of this site and this board in particular changed a lot and that most of you guys are failed normies and that there are very few real robots still kicking around, but just know that it'll get better eventually. >tfw a girl will never cry because of you Have you ever fantasized about having your first kiss be with a girl from this board? Can someone tell me whats wrong with this redditards legs?
I cant quite put my sausage finger on it. Would fembots want a younger bf? i wish i had big breasts
why did i have to be born a flatso whats the point of being female if i dont have big boobies
they dont even make a crease or fill out regular bras. why live What's the plan, wageslaves? 
>be me
>24 year old
>dropped out of community college cause I was lazy, didnt care and only went cause my parents made me
>make 19 an hour as a security guard at Home Depot full time
>parents hate me cause I didnt finish college and soft kicked me out so I had to move
>get my own place, $700 a month in a run down part of town
>seeing this girl (21 years old) for a couple months, hook up a couple times
>get her pregnant (her idea to have me nut in her and have sex with no condom)
>she kept it for some reason even though me and her own family said it wasnt smart to do that
>son was born June 1st, was present for this birth
>I would like to be present in my sons life
>kid has my last name despite the mom of my son not really liking me, only puts up with me because of our son
>her family gives me a cold shoulder when I visit
>dad might be racist towards since I am black, 75% to be exact, but im not sure
>been nothing but nice to these people since ive meet them despite their daughter making romantic advances towards me first
>took up a second job working nights, to bring in more money to support my son
>dont smoke, drink, party or do any non sense, literally just go to the gym, work and hang out with friends sometimes
What does one do in a situation like this? Like im not a deadbeat, nor am I a jobless bum. Im supportive of my son. Will her and her family warm up as time settles in? they act like I ruined her life or something. Anyone else here have a parent that just overlooks them/doesn't take them seriously. I do lol. It's like everything my siblings do is more important than me. THIS IS A THREAD FOR WRITING LETTERS AND LEAVING INITALS ONLY NOT YOUR PERSONAL BOXING RING FAGGOTS edition Im currently in my 2nd 'munch' and im just surrounded by 40 or so people talking to each other. Not just in this weird kinkster munch, i don't interact with people anywhere i go...may it be in school, in bars, in sports clubs. Pretty much a true loner ig. I don't have any mental conditions afaik. Just naturally an 'other' ig lol. Any other with similar experience?
Being a loner male is so fucked in this society. Any generals you like overtaken by any spammers or nutcases lately? Most (let's face it, all) of these are by the same guy posting in /mu/'s metal thread. He has done this for years, YEARS, spamming music that isn't metal, making completely off-topic posts, reposting other shit, and posting drivel in general. He spammed /bleep/ (electronic music general) so hard it died. Fucking died. Nobody makes /bleep/ threads anymore. He spammed /int/'s /cum/ general for a while, but they once managed to scare him off.
He lives to talk to himself, post random links and images, argue with people calling him out, until everyone gets exhausted and lets him have his way, over and over until a general inevitably dies.
This man is a no-life if not severely mentally ill, and he's allowed to do it. It's fucking stupefying. It was nice having a steady income these past 15 years but maybe the office worker to doordash paradigm shift won't be that bad once we get used to it. I GOT THE EBST MUSIC TAST ON THIS WHOLE WEBISTEI IM THE KING OM THE MUSIC KING I GT O THE BEST MSUIC TASTE ON THIS APP IM WIN IWN WIN IM THE MUSIC KING AND NO ONE CAN COME CLOSE TO ME IN MUSIC IM THE MUSIC KING AND NO ONE CAN SAY OTHERWISE I HAVE THE BEST MSUISC TSTE IN THE WORLD AND NO ONE CAN SAY OTHERWISE UR A LOSER AND WISH TO HAVE A MUSIC TAST E LIKE MINES AND YUO CANT SAY OTHERWISE BECAUSE IM THE KING YOURE A LOSER MUSIC LSTENER UR A NOOB AND IM THE PRO TASTE AND IF YOU WANT MORE PROOF GOT OT MY TWIITER/X @registeredincel >Spent the last 15 dollars in my bank card, current balance is practically zero dollars now
>At least 17 days have passed without electricity in the house
>Recently got rejected from a wageslave job despite having work experience at the same company at a different location
No money, no electricity, and nobody is hiring me. I'm also a 24 year old KHHV. This is the life of a truecel. Did you get the switch 2, r9k? Recently a dove has decided to live near my front door, this is a picture of her. What should I name her? /r9k/ is Stacysexual only. They never even try to date their looksmaxx. It's why /r9k/ heavily identifies with Elliot since he was Stacy-only. Romans Saluting Edition
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Previously >>81378702 >be a sperg
>wanted to make some friends at school
>keep getting put in special ed classes (even though I don't really need it) that are mostly filled with non-functioning retards that are ugly as hell
>now 25 years old
>my only two friends are a metalhead and a mixed nigga
Anyone else here that got fucked by the school system? Is a time loop situation something you would wish for?
If you spend one cycle studying the market or the results of sports games you could make a lot money gambling on a sure thing during your true ending. >go on anon, don't you want to lose your virginity? 
What is it with 4chan anons, particularly Americans, and their weird, obsessive relationship with cuckoldry? Where did it come from.
I'm not also going to try and draw a conjecture to this argument by linking it up with reddit or lack of nationalism or alt-subcultures helping keep whites in check. But "why" is it that we've grown to develop nearly a neurotic over-fascination of philandering women and linking that with a BBC fetish for ourselves? It doesn't make sense.
I mean, I'm American, too. And autistic (though the two are not mutually exclusive). Not once has cuckoldry gone through my brain as frequently as other Americans, particularly liberals, go through in their heads 24/7 because most of the problems with our society and dating culture is that we lack critical thinking.
Sure, you can argue on behalf of gender and sexual dimorphisms and trying to "cold approach" because of lulz instead of trying to build a general attraction about yourself. Sure, you can argue with me on behalf of the master key shitty lock. But why would I want to bring myself to the attention of caring about attention whores and what other deadweight paper tigresses think? It doesn't make sense. Kevin losing to Lucas proves that you can't overcome size. Tinder slut data doesn't lie Holy shit. All this fucking time, the secret to mot coming across like a sperg was to just do everything slowly. I added pauses and uhms to my sentences, and suddenly I never ever stutter again, or get extremely nervous during presentations.
Why did nobody tell me this? If musk got deported or locked up what would happen anons? Would you protest for him They are going to do this to all gay twinks on pride month
I hope you're happy you monsters Femanon, why do you search for big bIack dick on pornsites? Social media turned all women into whores, specifically tiktok and instagram.
omen still want to feel oppressed so that they can whinge about men, which is their favorite thing to do, and feel victimized so that they can justify bashing and victimizing men. And so they complain about the male gaze, even though they're intentionally trying to look hot at the gym, and getting hit on by men, even though they also want men to make the first move. It's also a humble brag. They want to show off how attractive they are by complaining about men constantly ogling them and hitting on them wherever they go. And on top of that women are hypergamous. And so it's only creepy and harassment if you're below a 10/10. If you're 6'5"+, have a 9"+ dick, broad shouldered, ripped, handsome, rich, and an asshole, then you can ogle them and hit on them as much as you want. That's who they're trying to attract. Not some 9/10 subhuman beta. >one type of brown men are bottom of the barrel in dating
>another type of brown men is second highest behind whites
why are they like this? Why haven't you just settled for a an abusive/sadistic girlfriend, anon? Do any of you play porn in the background while doing something else? 
Hey incels.
I bet you never noticed that only attractive, good-natured people read books. Maybe if you fucking read a book every now and then, women could see that you aren't an illiterate neanderthal and would actually consider you to be somebody of value.
The kind of books you read says a lot about you by the way. Read classic shit like Homer's Iliad or Catcher in the Rye or Dostoevsky or something. Just no fucking anime fantasy shit like you're trying to tell the world you're a fucking loser.
Also, go to a bar and drink some fucking beer. Not scotch and coke like you're trying to be classy but are too pussy for the taste of real scotch. No mixed drinks. No straight spirits or liqueur. Quit with the pretentious shit. Stay the fuck away from craft beer and shit that tastes fruity. Drink the cheap shit that's on tap, it will save you money and you won't be a fucking transgender hipster.
Beer will ease you the fuck up, you'll stop being such an egotistical tight-ass, you'll discover that you have a sense of humour for the dumb shit you thought you were too fucking sophisticated for (which you're not).
Beer will help you realise how easy and entertaining women really are. You won't have the time for viewing them from the lens of your biases because when you drink beer you want to have fun, and being an uptight little bitch who can't get along with women isn't fun. Go have fun.
Once you actually evolve into an attractive male. THEN you can fuck around by drinking fancy shit and reading what ever the fuck you want. But after becoming gigachad you won't have time for fancy drinks and gay ass books because of the pussy you'll be slaying. Get a job, move out of your parents basement, learn a skill, and eat the damn rice and beans instead of using door dash. 
I remember our first date. I lied to my parents because I didn't want them to know about our online relationship until she moved out with me. I went to her city 30kms away to see her, I waited for her to come to me, my anxiety was over the top. Then all of a sudden I felt someone hugging me tightly, I was helplessly caught in her embrace but felt stiff like a tree log, frozen by social anxiety. I needed some time to process the interaction, but she held my hand and we walked to the ourskirts of the city. I didn't even know how to hold a girl's hand, I was that much of a klutz. It was warm, and it spread throughout my body, I think I was blushing but I'm not sure. When we were alone she suddenly faced me and kissed me. It was brutal and unexpected, her lips clashed against mine and made me feel anxious. But I enjoyed it, I didn't know how to kiss back girls so I just stuck my lips on hers like a retard. She told me you should take many kisses and match her rhythm, sometimes we kissed with our tongues. I caressed her ass and held her tight, by that time I became confident enough to touch her everywhere. We kept walking away from people because she was too shy to kiss when others saw us. who is up these hours + the next 8? 
Being overweight doesnt make you undateable. But overweight, dirty, bitter, and entitled? Thats different. And lets be honest, overweight men are usually the worst.
Ive seen it firsthand. The worst hygiene, most neglected bodies, and awful smells? Almost always overweight guys. They skip showers, spray cheap cologne, and wonder why people back away.
Plus size women? Total opposite. They show up clean, styled, confident, often way more attractive than men their size.
And heres what really breaks fat guys minds plus size women date fit men. Yes, men who lift, eat clean, and want partners with curves and energy. Why? Because these women bring effort, care, and real presence. It shows.
Most overweight men? They dont try. No hygiene, bad diet, zero discipline. Yet they think women especially non-thin ones owe them attention. The entitlement is wild.
Many are also angry and emotionally stunted. And short? Even louder about their bitterness. It is always someone elses fault: women are shallow, dating is rigged, no one gives nice guys a chance. But the truth is, they gave up and expect rewards anyway.
If this hits a nerve, good. That means it is true. Plus-size women arent settling. And no one else is, either.
Want better? Try harder. Or stay bitter while women choose men who actually make the effort. Hey guys I made a post about murderbot yesterday saying how I liked it and how it was incel coded. But in the recent episode a bitch falls for his dick literally instantly without him even trying. Normies will never try to relate to us i fucked up robots, i beat the shit out of my boss im a white collar nigga and he has talking shit during a non work gathering so i hit him fuck, i think im fired Do you feel bad for pornstars who are really beautiful but end up in the sex industry? They could have been someone's wife, but instead, they decide to be used objects Can you be a security guard if you have a beta face like this guy? Why aren't you poonermaxxing, anon?
>low self esteem, low standards
>almost no competition, nobody wants to date them
>usually autistic, chance you will share interests
>find ones that look the least like men
>once you get one, convince her that she isn't a dude, steal her test, make her more female
Is there any reason why this wouldn't work? Seems like a cheat code to getting a gf as an ugly dude. if someone doesn't date me rn i'll kill myself Homosexuality, cuckoldry, femdom and sissification are all trauma responses. https://www.economist.com/leaders/2025/06/05/the-stunning-decline-of-the-preference-for-having-boys
How do you feel about male genocide actually becoming real, /r9k/? God damn imagine a world without dogs
>no barking
>no being charged
>no shit on the sidewalk
>no annoying neighbors I failed half my courses this semester and i honestly dont even care anymore
I feel like a failure
Im not even gonna try to pass them as exams ill just ignore it
I was also applying for an exchange next semester but i dont know if it still will be possible now
I dont want to tell my parents because for the first time in a long while they are proud of me for being so helpful and responsible
Im just gonna pretend everything is ok I tried to go to a big nightclub. the security guard bullied me, kept looking at me, obsessively, very angry. then refused to let me go inside. people are so horrible, when not 10 out of 10 good looking. you're always gonna be alone >JUNE 2025
>PRIDE
It's my birthday month and girls are trying to get me gay as fuck via mindcontrol wat do? serious question, why don't incels kill themselves? shouldn't the suicide rate be 100%? speaking from my own experience i am definately not going to continue living as a incel, i simply refuse to exist this way. >talk to girl
>ask her body count
>she is a virgin
>later she tells me that she has sent her nudes to hundreds of men
I hate this fucking nigger life Do you want a white female girlfriend? Asking theoretically i nearly vomited when reading this disgusting stuff. absolutely vile if not fake I'm in bed a little earlier than usual tonight, but I'll probably be up for an hour or two.
Also I'll probably be going to the store in the morning too, but idk what to get... any ideas? Talking about meal ideas of course (landwhale moment) I wish I were Jewish. It's such a cool religion with great people. I wish I knew more about them. I want to convert to Judaism and join them someday. do you suck your own penis? Call me a virgin but good god these pictures weird me out.. I know women's cunts are meant to be relatively small compared to having a willy but I always mentally kinda pictured it as them having a labial fleshy hole around where our balls are.
When I see pictures like these where her entire crotch is showing and there's no signs of pubes or genitals poking out I genuinely struggle to imagine how they'd get through their day.
Imagine peeing and having no groin!! Pooping and you can feel a little bit of shit rubbing against your labia. Trying to stick a finger up your cunny and accidently violating your bum.
How the fuck do women exist and why am I supposed to treat them as equals or as potential partners when everything under the skirt is truly the stuff of guro comics.
These girls look so cute but have the gates to hell between their legs!! I just realized that Canadian women are misandrists by default. Why should I bother dating them? Literally every Canadian woman shits on men and says they're all losers/trash when they're in a room together. This is hilarious because most Canadian women are fat or have tattoos if they're not Asian. i don't care what you (pretend) to believe. e-celeb drama is FUN and ENTERTAINING. are you ready to secure your spot in the history books? guys.. theres too much porn on s4s.. o-oh theres porn here too.. Like usual, men show yet once again they're the terrible human beings by doing the horrible things they do while at the same exact time claiming they do not do at all. Men deserve to be hated. Can someone fuck the personality of a fish guy and the 4 inch dick guy already? I'm tired of seeing their spam. Oh, and someone also fuck this larping tranny >>81416799
Please and thank you. >what you listening to? Favorite song NOW!
>drinking anything?
>COOMing to anything? Share it? I can't be the only one feeling pleasure today!
>Any crazy thoughts?
>doing anything fun?
I personally got drunk way too early and am drinking again. So, please do not hate me for what I may say or not say. I promise to go back to work and be productive on Monday. Lets do this and have fun today. I heard agatha started a band or something? I'm happy for her, I wanted to hear some of her music, but it might be better to leave her alone. In other news, I made a friend a few months ago. I feel happy. Fish-kun are you there too?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDbCvQnL10Q should i kill myself today? So when Ai does inevitably replace us will they just give free money to vast majority of people who dont contribute anything to the society? Is no one afraid what it could spell for us say something nice!
rules: no ebil... Quit being mean. /r9k/ is a nice board. 
> be me
> have sudden onset of severe neurological symptoms
> go from normal to barely functional in one day
> get MRI, EGG, psych eval, doctors can't figure out what's wrong
> six months of trying different meds and running tests, no improvement
> no end in sight
> stuck in bed, random bouts of confusion and extreme terror
> in between just watch youtube videos
> youtube recs me lawrence of arabia clip, never seen the movie but watch video because it's there
> next day youtube recs me same video. click and watch it because it's there
> keeps recommedning me same lawrence of arabia clip
> keep watching it
> watch it dozens of times because it keeps showing up and I don't have the energy to pick something else
> we can't supply you here
> you could supply us through aqaba
> aqaba? you can't get a hold of aqaba
> yes, but you can
> do you mean the navy? the turks have 12 inch guns at aqaba does that mean anything to you
> yes it does
> put that out of your mind sir the navy has other things to do
> yes protecting the suez canal
> the suez canal is an essential interest on this front
> an essential britith interest maybe
> sir, arab and british interests are one and the same!
> maybe...
> (guy in background) HA HA
> fall back on yenbo and we'll give you everything, guns, training
> gun?
> a modern rifle for every man
> no, guns! artillery! guns like the turks have at madena
> (background guy again) yes, give us guns and keep the training
> your men need training far more than guns
> the english will teach the bedu to fight?
> we will teach them, sharif ali, to fight a modern mechanized army
> (lawrence) uh
> yes lieutenant? what do you think about yenbo?
> (extremely gay sounding ) I think it is far from dmascus
> have you been in damascus?
> (literally so fucking gay sounding like he wants to straight up fuck this guy) yes my lord Thougts? https://unsee cc/album#mUDzsJSKyjNt 
Three perfectly logical prisoners, Alice, Bob, and Carol are selected for a test by a warden.
The warden presents them with a box containing 5 hats: 3 red hats and 2 blue hats.
The prisoners close their eyes. The warden places one hat on each of their heads, chosen from the 5 available hats. The two leftover hats are hidden away. The prisoners are arranged in a line, single file, all facing the same direction.
Carol is at the back. She can see the hats on both Alice and Bob.
Bob is in the middle. He can see the hat on Alice.
Alice is at the front. She can see no one's hat.
All three prisoners know this setup. They all know that there are 3 red and 2 blue hats in total. And most importantly, they all know that everyone else is a perfect logician.
The warden addresses them all:
>If you can deduce the color of your own hat with 100% certainty, you may announce it and you will be freed. If you are wrong, you will be punished.
The warden first asks Carol (at the back): "Do you know the color of your hat?"
Carol looks at Bob's and Alice's hats and, after a moment, says: "I don't know."
The warden then asks Bob (in the middle): "Do you know the color of your hat?"
Bob, who has heard Carol's answer and can see Alice's hat, thinks for a moment and says: "I don't know."
Finally, the warden asks Alice (at the front): "Do you know the color of your hat?"
Alice, who has heard both previous answers but can see no hats, smiles and says: "Yes, I know my color. My hat is..."
>What color is Alice's hat, and what is the logical deduction that allows her to be 100% certain? People today are so much younger looking than the generations of the past. What's their secret! why dont you just learn an asian language and go there to marry a fat woman? its so easy Is 45 too old to become a girl? <take socks off
>massive edemas
I'm old motherfuckers >BARK BARK BARK BORK BARK WOOF BARK BARK
How do you respond without sounding mad? I am addicted to alcohol and I want to have segs with lolys we are upping your meds because you won't take the meds I will never forgive myself for allowing my parents to normiepill my little brother. They kept asking him to be a normie so bad he ended up getting a girlfriend, moving out, and getting having his first kid. Now he hates his girlfriend, they're about to separate, and his life will be spent paying child support and depressed. He's only 27, it's my parents fault, I tried my best to show him the best way of living like focusing on himself, his health, his hobbies, and the pursuit of knowledge, but no, my parents brainwashed into believing a vagina would make him happy and now his life is ruined. :( I don't think living a civilized lifestyle is for me. Post institutionalization. I think I just prefer that shit. I just wish YOU could be there with me. I wasn't super lonely though it was kinda of nice. But I'll accept 104 weeks of labour in exchange for my unconditional paid freedom. It just sucks because circumstances make me more turtle shelled than open when I'm back in the free world >#FUCKTHEFREEWORLD
https://voca.ro/16ERzwhzFIyW
Quickie vocaroo
I missed you r9k. Have you ever been incarcerated or arrested ? Every time I go I keep my jail uniform. I want a roygbiv.
My vocaroo was cut short :(
And they made me wait 289 seconds before posting :(
These fucking faggots Nippris made me wait again :( How has your week been, anon? Tell me all about it. Whatever's on your mind.
I don't quite see the value in working. You can work full time, 40 hours a week, and still not make enough to even pay rent. What's the point? We work to live, but work doesn't help us live. It seems pointless. Foids be like
>We don't want superman we just want a provider
I can't even do that >main character syndrome
I just realized when normies say this they dont mean that youre not a character in a story, but that youre a background character and not the main one. Their brains literally understand things as stories like a child. I always thought they were just saying life isnt a story and youre not at the center of any sort of story The bare minimum height difference in 2025, chuds Why do women look so rough without makeup, while men look fine?
>Hair extensions
>Hair dye can make it thinner and wirey
>Eyebrow tattoos
>Fake eyelashes
>Foundation
>Lip fillers
>Breast implants
>Fake nails
>BBL
>Tattoos and piercings If you explained to this woman that she in fact did choose her baby father. You're a "hateful incel". Why is that? How do you cope with having abysmally embarrassing dirt leaked on you that overshadows any interaction with somebody that knows of it? Is redeeming myself possible or should I just kill myself? Do people really care that much? What was 'the incident' that occurred at your school? ONLY HEIGHT MATTERS you can be a fat bald retard and get pussy as long as you're tall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68X8o0S7vJc the house i live in has been turned upside down ad remodeled over the last two years. Pure agony.
Anyways, i was forced to move all my filth into boxes while they chnaged the floor an did some work on the walls. I found an old air purifyier that I ran for a good 200 hours and found out that I never took off the bag on the filter
I think the mold from the waterdamged wooden tile floor killed some of my low-iq brain cells over the last two decades >be me
>Met guy
> We talks because why liked the same visual novel
> 3 weeks pass and I ask about a certain part in the story
> He doesn't know
> He never read it actually just wanted to have something in common with me
> We have nothing in common now
Why, he could have just told me we have really different interests and that was the only thing we share, he doesn't even read visual novels 
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