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>>>/soc/ What's the worst gore you've ever seen Do you attend a church in your country anon? Do you think you would be happier if you were part of a community that supports each other? The End of Happenings Edition.
ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.
Non-happenings, habbenings, haqqenings, haddenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting/avatarfagging et al. belong in >>>/trash/happenings+thread
Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79446129/ im 4'9. and im not joking. life isn't good. why dont black girls wear socks with they shoes >browsing hentai manga
>filtering NTR
>still displays part 2/3 of a series while hiding part 1 with NTR
These people just need to be killed. Stop writing gross shit. Stop drawing gross shit.
The girl have a bf before isn't a huge deal, they don't all have to be virgins, but stop making these nasty scenarios where they have sex with another man while the MC watches, stop drawing flashbacks or mental images of him imagining her having sex with other men. Stop writing plots and dialogue centered around her having sex with other men before. Fuck off. It feels really awkward being friends with a female friend and that she has a boyfriend >Hybristophilia is the last blackpill. Future blackpillers won't just be misogynists, they'll be gynophobes. A woman could beg for their cock, and their response would be to recoil in disgust because the rape-and-sociopathy-fetishist said she wanted to touch them. This is what the future has in store. I want to troon out. How do I get femoid hormones? My smelly bits are horny again. I work a mind numbing wagie job in a warehouse.
I was on tiktok and an onlyfans slut was trying to argue that jobs like mine are no different to prostitution and that everyone "sells themselves".
Bullshit. Yes my job sucks but I'm paid for my labour, which produces something socially worthwhile (I pick orders for supermarkets and load the trucks with a forklift - without someone doing this job there would no food in the supermarket and people need food to live). The company pays me for my labour in doing this. So I'm not selling "myself", but rather the output of my labour.
What does prostitution produce? Nothing. Just the denigration of client and provider.
That analogy pissed me off I'm not a prostitute. Yes my job sucks shit but at least something good is produced. Prostitutes can go kick rocks. BITCH! I wish I was tall. At least 6'2". Create a 3x3 that represents you and others will judge how fucked in the head you are
https://gqgs.github.io/3x3-generator/ My coworkers are pressuring me to ask out a girl at work ever since they found out I'm a virgin with no dating experience. How can I get them off my back? I know you sleep in your underwear. Have some decency and wear some clothes. > solid 5
> not flat chested
> easy to talk to for under 2 minutes
> agoraphobic autistic and black
why must god nerf me in this way
> inb4 just get a robot boyfriend
they always leave for someone prettier
> inb4 attention whore
moids have done posts like this before im literally copying you guys
> inb4 its easy ur a girl
its not easy if I CANT LEAVE THE HOUSE OR TALK TO PEOPLE Do you think it would be nice being a girl and having guys get stiff for you? We need new e-girls, the year is soon over, post in this thread if you're interested in becoming an e-girl! Anybody else a virgin because you're waiting for a girl to approach you first? I'm still waiting at 32. I wish I had a bigger dick. My tiny 6 inch pecker couldnt even reach past those cheeks. Nobody told me that doggy is so hard when your dick is average. Wishing a thicc goth girl in New Rocks would strip my clothes off, tie me down, and tickle my peepee and make fun of me. 
Toys For Boys Only Edition
>How does it work?
People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions below. People who enter the thread may post their list, and it is your decision to gift who you want.
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===[FAQ:]===
READ THE FUCKING FAQ BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS
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>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.
>How will I know if something has been bought for me?
Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.
>Will the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient?
Your first name may be shown. Amazon by default doesn't share but third party items may.
>Why should I gift something? I'm not gonna get anything in return!
This is a different take on a Secret Santa, where anyone can gift or get from anyone. If you're feeling generous, please do consider giving back to others.
>Last year people bought stuff for others and then cancelled them to epic fucking troll us!
And they did that the previous year, and the year before that too. It happens when you have amazon wishlists, it's disappointing to lose out on a gift, but the item will just go back on your list like they never screwed with you at all.
>How often should I post my list?
Once a day or thread depending on the speed of the general
>Can I post multiple lists?
No. Only 1.
>The threads are too early!
SS 2024: Nov 20
SS 2023: Nov 23
SS 2022: Nov 23
SS 2021: Nov 24
SS 2020: Nov 21
SS 2019: Nov 23
SS 2018: Nov 22
SS 2017: Nov 26
Shut the fuck up you gangrenous cunts
>I am a Woman/Faggot/Tranny
GTFO to /soc/
>But I want stuff!!!! I'm a human too!
GTFO to /soc/ it's Christmas every week for you useless holes dream thread because i havent seen one in a while
what did you dream about last night 'nons
dreamt i went to mcdonalds drive thru and asked for a Q burger, after a bit of back and forth the guy on the other end asked if i wanted a cuck burger and i said yeah, pulled up to the window and they handed me a sandwich with nothing but 1 patty in it and "cuck" branded on the top bun and i drove away and ate it Decent looking tannies and femboys are actually harder to get than women. On top of that they're all crazy porn stars. They're not a viable alternative to real women Is a 23 year old virgin male fucking an 18 year old female frowned upon? Is it immoral? I hate seeing people's hope be crushed like this. It makes me extremely upset >Make friends
>Learn cool stuff
>Become respected
>Gain purpose in your life by fighting for something thats noble Men desire an intense twin-flame soul bond that transcends lust and perversion
but women just want to play games and transactional behavior (and they don't even realize it) >mom and her friends used me as a footstool again i fapped and i feel the exact same. why do epoeple do this again? did you fail god or did god fail you? so dead it's desecration edition
Previous : >>79472045
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79472045
Rules:
Ignore impolite moids
QUESTIONS:
>thread was gone for like, a day or so. did you miss it?
>have you ever hung out in a graveyard?
>do you believe in ghosts?
FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender.
>I'm a tranny, can I post here?
No. Fuck yourself with a rusty handsaw, survive the experience, and subsequently die of tetanus.
>What does nona mean?
Anon -> Nona
>I want a hole
This is not >>>/soc/
>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
This is not /ATOGA/
/biofem/ OP Copy+Paste:
https://rentry.org/biofem_OP if humans go extinct do you guys think another animal would become sentient? ill put money down on octopuses waiting for snow and taking it easy How do you feel about women that take for granted and throw away their advantages in life? I wanted to post something last thread but it died too fast edition >go to supermarket with mum
>cashier hands me a pack of chewing gum after putting all of our groceries in bags
>say thanks thinking that mum bought it without me knowing
>ask her coming out of supermarket
>she says no
>read ticket
>there is no chewing gum
what does that mean?
>inb4 bad breath
it wasn't mint, but a fruity flavor i just ate ice cream
it was strawberry flavor Porn is not real.
It's AI
Webm related Is JBW (Just Be White) real? Do white incels really exist? How many jobs have you applied to in your life?
For me maybe 80? What kind of a memecel am I if I never approached a girl before and I know I would reject a girl if a miracle happened and she approached me instead?
Fakecel? Incel? Volcel?
[lust provoking picture] unrelated The police should be defunded desu. How can women be so retarded?
>le youth
Fuck off, unless you're younger than 12-13 you're a subhuman retard if you fall for that Okay....Any REAL white Europeans on this board?
>IM WHIT-
I'm not talking about Hispanic mutts amigo.
>Well I technically count as Euro-
NO MEDITERRANEANS. Why are some discord users so unhinged? Why do goth girls only like broke thugs and criminals now? >ideal gf
also yes a tranny call me a faggot i dont care >tfw my cat was alive again in my dream
>jump out of it and start feeling very heart broken
>fall back asleep
>other dreams included mass poisoning humans and physically hurting them
>I just wanna fall back asleep again but stupid body won't let meeeeee
>why didn't I just die while I was asleep
>please just let it happen im double vaxxed https://thevarsity.ca/2023/02/12/do-we-get-fetishes-from-our-parents/
Wait a second. Our FETISHES are carried down through genes? That's fucked up. added extra boards
stay rad homie
(meeting when?) This is one of the most depressing things I've ever seen, it's a still-active Instagram account set up when a girl was 8 mostly to show off her snowboarding, and has documented the progression from little girl with a cool hobby to literal OnlyFans whore.
Fucking grim, imagine having a daughter in modern society.
https://imginn.com/jackydejo Which character personality do you LARP as? Me personally, I switch between Vincent from Catherine and Johnny from JTHM. Can you swallow your pride and admit you need a woman in your life? A man going his own way is a man going nowhere. anon what would you do if you had 5 months to live how would you spend your time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVHTpldsgRo Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support
Heyoo everybody
Good evenin
>How are you doing today?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now? >wake up with bf by me
>snuggle/fuck
>he goes to work
>doomscroll and cry and rot in bed for 8 hours
>he comes back
>take walk together
>go to the grocery store together
>come home and make food together
>shower together
>get ready for bed together
>snuggle/fuck then watch anime
>sleep together
this works for now but what if he turns abusive? Do you guys think there could ever be a woman who actually prefers a shy nerdy guy over Chad? Or is that just a silly childish fairy tale? Is it truly the case that even if I do get married, I will never be the one she wanted, just the one that stayed? If you're not Chad Thundercock, what is even the point? You can get any girl you want, the perfect girl for you... but you know she's still thinking of the Chad who got away... you're just the broke chore boy version that she had to settle for.
Idk man. Hurts. HURTS! >your age
>have you ever touched a girls boob
>have you ever eaten pussy
>have you ever had PIV sex Thoughts on teenage girls with huge udders?
https://youtu.be/Dao2S3EN4N4 focalin edition
>erowid
>psychonautwiki
>shroomery Is there anything that moids don't ruin? Made a good CV and have been applying to Junior level roles for twelve days. 15 rejections, 20+ being ghosted by, 0 interviews. I hate this. My room is a mess I hate myself. Would sex actually fix you nerds? It must be odd being black and seeing all the blacked spamming and thinking to yourself "damn they are obsessed with me" but then you enter the discord to find your gf only to realize it is just a bunch of mentally ill left leaning men that have been completely tormented and brainwashed by the k-12 system into self hate and playing dress up. It is time for another vocaroo thread. Play a song, share a story, tell us your insecurities, faults and traumas, perhaps a joke or whatever the fuck you want.
https://voca.ro/1f2Rc4riU97u Women will ruin your life and make you unable to function and make you depressed for months and make you unable to talk to your friends, and they won't have a second thought about it, they don't care, you're just disposable to them. Why does 4chan hate tattoos? What's your favorite 50 cent song? I don't want to be a stupid baby faggot asexual impotent cuck beta bitch anymore If a woman treats you decently as a person, she almost always finds you at least somewhat attractive. What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as an enormous musclebear powerlifter? How can a 18 year old robot get a gf that looks like this? i love being a ghetto ratchet hoe It's because of people like me that the world is hell. could i get a vocaroo thread of moids saying goodnight and i love you mayhaps... What would you do if you were in Mexico and a girl said this to you? what happened to mbti threads? i miss bullying fagtaur I fucking love the first 5 seconds after waking up when you don't remember or understand anything. Nancy grace sexually molested a two year old in 2017. fresh bread edition
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https://app.prodia.com/#/art-ai
https://stablediffusion.fr/webui
https://stablediffusionweb.com/DeepFloyd-IF#demo
https://pixai.art/
https://leonardo.ai/
https://bing.com/create
https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generator
https://huggingface.co/spaces/black-forest-labs/FLUX.1-schnell
https://hailuoai.video/
previous >>79463949 does anyone here listen to Slavic music? or can give me any recommendations? it's my favorite thing to listen to. Fembots are all short, flat and infertile.
Sucks that no titcows browse this board like in the old days. Idk what else to say besides dry shit like "how was your day".
If it's not sex related, our convos can be hit or miss a lot Seducing Mom Edition.
It's Momcest Monday.
You guys know what it is all about, share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom.
Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79351935/
Thread questions: Have you tried seducing your mom? Or conveying your sexual interest in her? Share stories or tips. Would you guys talk to a fembot with self-inflicted cuts on her thighs? This is NOT me My leg muscles started to hurt when i got angry and tense. Is this normal? 
>The chart shows that one of Mr. Leppard clients received $4025.27 and the other $3500. It does not show the dates of the payments. Those amounts appear to be figures that combine several payments the women received from Mr. Gaetz; Mr. Leppard said that the women were typically paid $200 to $500 for each encounter with Mr. Gaetz.
>Mr. Leppard said that along with Venmo payments, his clients had received money from Mr. Gaetz on PayPal. He said that he initially thought that his clients had received the amounts listed in the chart but said that when his clients were interviewed by the House committee, it turned out that the panel had obtained other evidence that showed additional payments.
>The chart also helps to solidify the testimony of Mr. Gaetz's chief accuser, Mr. Greenberg, a former local tax collector from Florida. He cooperated with the Justice Department in the federal investigation, telling the authorities about how he and Mr. Gaetz both had sex with the 17-year-old, although he said they believed she was over 18. Mr. Greenberg pleaded guilty in 2021 to an array of charges including sex trafficking and agreed to cooperate against Mr. Gaetz. He was later sentenced to 11 years in prison.
>The chart shows that Mr. Greenberg paid the 17-year-old girl $450.
Aside from this being ridiculous, how did he get away with paying escorts below market rates in America? An encounter with an attractive US citizen woman in most US cities is around 700+, yet he is paying 200-500? Did this Greenberg guy basically subsidize them to get future favors from Gaetz and potential blackmail? The fuck? KEK hiding a landmine under moids doormat What will you do once porn gets banned? What are boys like this good for? Is it my fault that I'm a failure if I was born brown, poor and ugly? It's so unfair... Seeing beautiful people only reminds me that I'm ugly, seeing rich people reminds me that I'm poor. What's the point of living like this, anyway? I feel like I've the right to be selfish just because I'm ugly. I see no reason to be a good person, study or do anything. I don't respect any honor system anymore or whatever it's called, and it's bc I'm not the way I'd like to be and I think most ppl hate me or make fun of me
I'll be whatever bad thing people call me If god wished he could make ur life easier but he wants u to suffer
As for why ? Who knows loneliness has warped my brain >wake up on bed
>sit on floor (pc is there)
>listen to music
>go crazy thinking about my face
>sit in sun
>chill out
>study
>music
>eat boiled bchicken bvbreast and broccoli
>watch sopranos
>lay on floor
>music Growing up every girl in college was bi and every girl was down to try a threesome so long as both people were attractive enough and cool.
Now the gen Zers I know have never had even one. Even a Gen Z chad who has 2 girlfriends has never had one.
Do girls not off this anymore? When are you going to stop being selfish and give your mother some grandchildren? Can people mature without hardening their hearts?
How? How old are you, anon? How big is the time you wasted?Porn, anime, video games, conspiracy theories... The clock is ticking and you're ignoring it. You're wasting resources, swallow a fucking bullet. Is Gen Z shaping to be the most chudpilled generation?
Millennials are shaking in anger at this rly want to cuddle ami and not let anyone rape us Loose Edition
Hard requirements to post here:
>virgin
>not dating
Rules:
>be nice
>ignore bait
>no normalfag discussion
Robot test (optional):
>https://robot-general.neocities.org/quiz
FAQ:
>Why do we need a robot general?
To provide robots with a shelter from the normalfags that ruined this place
>Okay, but what do I post?
Talk about any topics that aren't overly discussed on the board, blog about yourself, ask other robots questions, etc.
>I'm not a robot, can I still post here?
Yes, as long as you meet the hard requirements and respect the rules
Previous thread: >>79335598 I don't like the idea this clearly human character is covered in fur and that if i touch it's belly it will be covered in disgusting dog hair.
Otherwise i try not to look at the dog snout wich is just ugly I genuinely can't think of a bigger group of cucks.
Thank you for your wife's cervix. Has seeing an escort helped you in anyway? Did it give you more confidence? Im thinking of spending some good money on one like $1000 and up On the Athabasca Delta
We retraced our tracks
All through the woods where we found
A compass and a prospector's mound
And I pushed off in my boat
With the gold prospector's ghost
Search forever
But you won't ever find your gold
The river swallowed it whole >favorite artist posted cuck porn
>disgusted, shocked, super not into it
>now having intrusive thoughts
Will this stop eventually? It's really hurting me. I basically have little rp's in my mind and this is really messing me up. It's not my first time having intrusive thoughts, I've dealt with them my entire life basically, but I'm just really hurting right now. Anybody else experience this or something like this? You're actually in my basement being butt raped by me while hooked up to my virtual reality machine. So you have no idea about it.
>your thoughts? i dropped everything thats pleasurable besides occasionally fapping and realized that theres nothing to live for.
i can make it and get a degree in hopes of getting the perfect qt but if i have no sex drive then everything than i could care less about grades/money/accolades.
there's no purpose in life if you cant have sex. yes video games can be fun but theyre just cope.
if i have no sex drive theres literally nothing left to live for and once that goes away as i get older i think im gonna rope seriously. God if you're listening please keep the devil's influence away from me and let my brothers live a long happy life. I really like saying 'welcome to r9k' now as if you get a goodie bag when you show up Where does my future wife live anon? I don't know where to find her and that makes me very sad. Do not smoke.
Do not drink.
Do not eat meat and/or eggs.
Live healthy.
Honor the body you received from your parents. >wipe slightly too hard
>smell like absolute shit for days
What did my body mean by this? What is it that when we get older as man we start to appreciate ass more? I had different phases growing up about what I found attractive but during all those years one attribute stayed consistent and that is a big round butt. When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there What can you even do at 30 with no college degree and no job experience and no romantic or friendship experience? Seems like it's donzo? >been a virgin for 28 years
>always masturbated to anime, vidya, VNs, WEGS, gacha girls, ERP, AI chat bots, h-doujins, etc...
>recently got a gf through a dating app
>finally had sex
>but my dick lacks sensitivity to pussy because it got used from the sensation of my death grip and I can only cum by jerking it
>now I gotta go no-fap to fix my fried pleasure receptors
Bros... it's true, being a coombrain fucks up your sex life. Should I go to a psychiatrist and take meds at this rate? Say what you want about trump, biden, obama, hell even kamala, but how the shit did this guy become president? Lmao WHY THE FUCK DO I WANT TO SLEEP? IM NOT EVEN TIRED! SLEEPING IS FOR FAGS! I WANT TO PLAY VIDYA BUT I ALSO DONT FEEL LIKE PLAYING VIDYA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You have to drink all the tea
(they want to watch you pee) >be me
>I no longer care about dating
>A girl destroys my intestines and gives me that hope
>Fall for that hope
>She disappears forever
I'm not even fucking kidding, She literally disappeared out of the blue, It's literally a cycle with all girl i knew Ex members of One Direction, all of them, attend Liam Payne's Funeral, in London, England, in November, 20, 2024.
https://expresso.pt/blitz/2024-11-20-antigos-companheiros-dos-one-direction-amigos-e-familia-despedem-se-de-liam-payne-em-funeral-privado-4ef714b4 You have taken your B-Complex Plus, right anon? The end of No Nut November is approaching. I decided to go the extra mile and not fap ever again until i finally lose my virginity. Join me brothers, we can make it she doesnt fucking get it Make plans for this Friday. I don't care. Just do it. if i cannot be with her again or get over this somehow in six months i am going to disappear and die in the summer of 2025
i have nothing to live for without you. i cant fucking move without you. i cant get out of bed. i cant fucking think of anything other than you. i cant live without you all i fucking think of is you, all i fucking think of is you do you even fucking think of me? you dont fucking get it, you dont fucking get it, you dont fucking get it, you dont fucking get it you dont fucking get it I found a money glitch using fags
U set up a fake dating profile
Use AI generated content
Seek old gay guys
Drain their wallets by sending nudes
These guys are lonely and desperate anons . >boomer parents actually think I'll 'meet a nice girl' one day
Anytime I talk about dating with them they always say this exact line its really funny. They unironically think dating has changed minimally since 1973. "Just be funny and nice lol, it worked for me!" newfags won't even know this picture anymore, so sad I have weird feeling in my head and shoulders and I am in pain and nauseous all the time and don't know why :(
what do i do just lost my virginity to this AMA so i can brutalize my enemies without facing any repercussions. Trump doesn't want cops to face repercussions too so maybe it might be worth it. neets how has it been working out for you? i disregarded my education and now work in retail. i have lost all ambition and motivation for anything and dont see the point anymore so i just want to live with my parents and do nothing but play games and watch movies all day for the foreseeable future. anything i should be aware of before taking the plunge? >ww3 starts any day now
you will miss slavic people after it's all done, won't you? Since I was such a CUNT last night tonight I will be nice i post and talk to you anons here because you anons are the only ones who truly gets me and this might be the most miserable thing about me ![1125px-No_selfies.svg[1]](https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1497964663055s.jpg)
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