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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/
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old /r9k/
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>occa5ionally combin3 th3 abov3 to watch a liv3 5uicid3 of 5om3on3 th3 world 5houldn't and won't mi55
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It wa5 actually r3ally nic3, but by th3 tim3 thi5 board wa5 a y3ar old it wa5 alr3ady rapidly turning into a c355pool. La5t good 3ra I r3m3mb3r wa5 wh3n lat3 night gr33nt3xt 5tori35 b3cam3 a d3 facto tradition but b3for3 th3y d3volv3d into con5tant bitching, moaning, and wallowing. I hav3 a f3w thing5 5av3d from way back wh3n that I gu355 I'll po5t if anyon3'5 int3r35t3d, though I didn't 5av3 n3arly 3nough 5tuff back th3n a5 I 5hould hav3.
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Why do women hate ugly men so much?
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/britfeel/
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We are so back lads edition
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3019 - art black_shirt blush clothes female frog happy orange_hair pepe picnic pipi shoe spurdo
fuck finding your looksmatch or "goth mommy" or whatever else you losers look for in your foids.

try finding your weirdmatch: a foid as weird as you are who gets you on that deep, strange level that few but the most specially broken of people can understand. someone who has such a deep and personal connection with you that betrayal or malice would be tantamount to betrayal of the self.

knowing you'll never be able to find her is one of the most agonizing pains known to any man.
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>try and oppress me now, woman-hating chuds!
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My son
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He was thirsty today.
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Why do men text you and then have you respond only for them to respond like a hundred hours later?
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k1gger thread on /r9k/ my k1ggers
post k1gger porn
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The idea of a "soulmate" being financially dependent on me and resource driven disgusts me to the degree of betrayal.
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so just because it's a fucking meme we have to pretend this movie didn't fucking touch our soul?

how much has to be lost before we're finally just allowed to feel
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Ok so apparently, gigachads are our greatest allies...how ironic
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how do you guys deal with overthinking. My brain feels like it chemically wired to overthink things and do nothing.
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5tand back IM G0NNA BARF
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Yellow fever origin and how I assume every white male irl posts on this site
yellow fever origin
Yellow fever comes from the fact that for white guys, noodles are easy and easy to replace. See pic in OP which represents what it is at a fundamental level.
This dynamic only happens with WMAF. It broke me when I read it, every assumption I had about WMAF turned out to be true and I'm going to rope because of it.

They all laugh at me behind my back and imagine fucking my mother/sister/daughter/cousin with ease because they're white.
They gloat about how much more superior they are than me and how I'm just a soulless bugman. I hate it, I can see it in their eyes. I can feel it in their stench. I distancing myself to all whites even if they were considered close friends, I'm not that type of person to ghost someone but I'm hinting at it slowly. I bet they just keep me around to feel better about themselves.
They just use me to feel superior about themselves and to fuck my future daughter with ease. They'll never respect me, if you're asian you should do the same. What you need to know is that whites are inherently racist and that they will never consider you a friend or equal, to them non-whites are just resources to be exploited.
The only way they'll allow us to exist is if we keep dancing for them like monkeys and giving them more holes to fuck, this is the only way to make it in white world.
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I'm a good looking man, 26 years old, exactly 6ft tall, slim, and with a head full of hair medium-sized anime style. And I have a 8.8x5.7 downward-curved penis.
What are your thoughts on guys like me?
I'm a tourist from the dead boards, and I've heard this is the incel board and I've found this place to be very comfy.
the consensus seem to be, you hate women or at least modern women or at least their actions.
but do you hate guys like me?
I'm not living proof of the blackpill, I don't have a sharp jawline. I have a round babyface, but girls still consider me handsome, I get approached all the time, and I've made multiple girls fall in love HARD with me without putting any effort.

I am swarmed by female attention all the time. I'm 26 and having the time of my life going from girl to girl, cuz usually I get bored and also I feel bad for rejecting girls when they approach me so I end up going out with a lot of girls. they're all asian cuz I have an extreme case of yellow fever
do you hate me?
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Sprinkle sprinkle
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Really wish I could go full sprinkle sprinkle lady and the guy I am talking to online for two weeks now would fly from his country and get a hotel near me and let me sqeeze cuddle him also I demand he spoon me while I am on my phone listening to shit and listen to me bitching But I am too nice and desperate to be this demanding fml
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"Femcel" mass shooter
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>Be femcel mass shooter
>Literally had a boyfriend

You can't make this up. I wonder what her pussy smells like right now.
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It would have been funny if they had randomly posted the state 5 things you have done today order in every board in the days before and the boards would get nuked by order of how seriously they responded
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AI is fun isn't it, which character AI allowed sexual content.
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I sure wonder what it is like to be entangled with a masculine man... To have him pay for you, actually want sex with you and pester you with it, have a man who is capable of his own decisions, who will be jealous and possesive. I do wonder. I find it hard to even fantasize anymore because I only have had experiences with comfortable&safe submissive men. I have to take up a role of the man of the house in order to not die alone because I am so pathetic and a failure of a woman.
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i wonder how many real robots still exist. ummm. ZERO. I hate you dysgenic pudgy sickly pale freakazoids.
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He turned water into wine
Being into Ecstasy
Consciousness into Religious Fervor
Death into Life
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Wow 4chan, what a hilarious and not annoying and lame April fools joke!
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I self-isolate because I'm a loser.
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Woman Hate General | HPV cancers
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Pic related, legendary Val Kilmer. Died today at the age of 65 after a 10 year battle with throat cancer. Number 1 cause of throat cancer in Men is exposure to HPV, AKA genital warts.

This is what happens when you eat pussy. Every single femoid whos had sex carries this virus, even if they are vaccinated. Its still contagious to Men but not so much to them, even though the new strains beat the vaccine lol.

So in future gents, don't eat the box or you'll get the pox.
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1 h47e my l1fe
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shy boys documentary
superautist
have you seen the shy boys documentary?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8EAwRauoM
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Why do women hate guys who say they're apolitical/moderates on dating apps

I vote for left wing parties at the provincial level, and right wing parties at the federal level. Moderate is the only way I can describe my schizoid voting patterns
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So I'm house-sitting for a friend and this dog is being a little shit. He doesn't listen when I tell him to come inside and also yelps like I'm abusing him if I try to pick him up or push him towards the door. Anyways, he just walked into the room while I was playing on the computer and pissed on the floor in front of me. Now, I am pissed off and I don't know what to do about the dog.
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When did you realize that women simply don't enjoy the company of men?
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Gynocentrism is to be eliminated from the collective soul.

Evolutionary habits are not a virtue. They are void, impermanent and subvertable.

Women and children do not "go first"

Women do not """"""need"""" to be given anything
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Why do moids love and goon to vtuber/eceleb/etc waifus when their vtuber/eceleb waifus are KEKING them off screen and their tvshow/movie character waifu gets shipped with someone in universe or their VA/actress is married or gets married to someone that isn't you?
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being late and taking it easy
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They have to train white kids from birth not to believe their lying eyes lol.
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How does this video make you feel?
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Would you like to get sissified, perhaps forever?
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you think i'll get banned from tinder if i threaten to rape someone? im in the uk btw.
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pity party thread
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>too much money too die, far too little to live
>no passion anymore, will never do anything ever again
>constant intrusive thoughts about raping and torturing ex

but beyond that im doing great, what about you? :3
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I think I genuinely just hate being in a relationship.
Even if the time together is good all time aside from that I just feel this stomach churning feeling of dread. I hate someone having to depend of me for anything or being obligated to do certain things. I simply don't enjoy anything about being in a relationship other than the skin on skin oxytocin release. I just feel like I'm being controlled or surprised no matter how chill they are. I simply don't like it
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Thank god I've given up on women, otherwise I'd have to traverse the modern dating market
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thi5 5eem5 like a fun time f0r a mbti thread
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/r9gay/ - #2524
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The Apr1l F00l's N1ght Ed1t10n

laughs we shared:
>>80830164

threadly quest10n: what k1nd 0f pranks w0uld y0u pull 0n y0ur fbf and v1ce versa? d1d y0u have fun meet1ng b0ard refugees 0r are y0u g01ng t0 be glad when they are g0ne?
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*Plap plap plap plap*
Chuds wan7 7o s7op 7his
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What if we made the site unusable as a joke?
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Write down everything you hate about this site and its userbase.
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/aiwg/ AI Waifu General
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b4ck t0 n0rm4l edition

https://rentry dot co/waifu-local-guide
https://www.unstability.ai/
https://app.prodia.com/#/art-ai
https://stablediffusion.fr/webui
https://stablediffusionweb.com/DeepFloyd-IF#demo
https://pixai.art/
https://leonardo.ai/
https://bing.com/create
https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generator
https://huggingface.co/spaces/black-forest-labs/FLUX.1-schnell
https://hailuoai.video/

Previous Thread >>80815410
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Worst April fools ever, has the board returned to normal yet. Are all the tourists back to their home board?
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WD.
>Matched with a 65yo Pinay a few weeks ago.
>She says hi first.
>AMiracle.gif
>I respond.
>No answer for three weeks.
>She's also out of town, per the profile location.
>I text again, yesterday.
>She blocks me.
WHY
Prev: >>80825001
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does english have cool wordplay like japanese does?
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>only time ex ever put any effort/enthusiasm into sex was one time when she was drunk
Does this mean I'm ugly?
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Yknow, i keep complaining that women dont like me or they keep rejecting me. All while ive only ever tried to pursue girls online who i game with, and out of 5 only 1 rejected me.

I think i could actually ascend and leave this place (i wouldnt because desu you guys are the closest friends i have) if i just knew how to approach women.

Fembots, how should a guy approach you, what if you are with a friend ? since women never go anywhere alone.
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whats up with all the leetspeek today? desu.
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>shittiest board on 4chan is one of the few to actually survive
well that's lame
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My two daughters (15 and 17) are bottom lesbians
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To Women,

I resent you. You are a repressed misogynist and projecting all your internally conflicted anxiety causing feelings onto me. You need to believe that I enforce something onto your identity. Why? It's hard to say. But somehow there's a voice in your brain telling you things that make you upset. And instead of incorporating that into yourself you think it's a man, every man, or the manliest of men. There is a voice in your head and a feeling burning under your skin that you don't want to take responsibility for. You want me to take responsibility for it. And i frankly don't think I can fill that role for you. It's not for me. Even if I could, it's a labor, and not even a labor of love. I have way bigger problems just staying above water. You go be a strong independent woman somewhere else. I don't have the time, energy or wealth of experiences to play along. All i want is some security for myself and i find you unfulfilling and unpleasant and overrated.

Anon

>Last Thread:
>>80809447
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l00k @ my legs heheheee 1m break1ng the rules...
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Why are so many "traditional" European women interested in African and MENA men?
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Why is it so hard to just hire more people so shit like this don't happen anymore
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i wish i was in singapore rn
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>be working on officework i was supposed to already do but didn't because i was drunk all last week
>it is 1am and my tummy is rumbling
>debate between burgers that i am craving for some reason and the cabbage rolls i have in my fridge
>give in and go for a drive to the local maccy d's
>didn't know it was snowing but it looks beautiful
>get my burgers and fresh fries because i'm the only fatass going to mcd's when it's snowing
>guy at the counter gives me extra fries
>i take a bite of a burger while driving back and it feels so comfie

I regret giving in like a fatass and going to mcd's when I had perfectly good food at home, but I feel pretty happy now. How is your evening going?
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genuine thoughts on nords?
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Due to unfortunate circumstances i have survived another night in my sleep
Better luck tomorrow i guess
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I remember when I was younger I asked my mom why all people in Bible were Jewish and she essentially told me that they are gods chosen people and gods favorite


I never truly realize how brainwashed Americans were until I grew up
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How do I overcome the "mom would be sad" barrier?
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/mcg/ - Momcest General Year 4 #13 (#164)
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Public Displays of Affection Edition

It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom.

Previous: >>80739208

Topic: What's the most intimate thing you've done with your mom in public? Were you embarrassed by it? Do you want to show the world how much you love mommy?
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my gf beso and her friend are so cool

i can never be as cool as them

big sad
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>The creature appears
What do you do anon?
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moidchan
About time all those shitty moids left. They should have just fucked off and die instead.
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/drugfeel/
TiHKAL
>l1nks
erow1d.org
psychon4utw1k1.org
Ch4tGPT
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Is Mayonaise An Instrument???
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So on the surface, mayonnaise isn't an instrument, because, well, c'mon
>but
What is an instrument? If you can make noise with it, you can make music with it, right?
>well
Even if you spent years practicing playing 'the mayonnaise', no band or music hall will ever take accept a mayonnaise player
So in a practical sense, it's not an instrument
>well what's the right answer?
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im not even gay but sometimes i imagine myself in a yaoi plot and being dominated by stronger man and maybe take cock up my ass
but I don't find men attractive in real life
I'm attracted to biological women
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Choose a path, nigga.
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I keep having more and more vivid dreams about meeting a girl who works at her family store. She has red hair and despite it being a dream, her pecking my cheek and holding my hand felt real
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4re femboy5 5uperior to women?
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>be me
>be black
>autistic
>move to small town in Texas
>new school
>only black kid in school
>fuckiknowwhatstocome.jpg
>decide to turn into class jester and make fun of myself as a way to not get bullied
>my first day at new school
>professor: "class, this is anon, your new classmate. please, introduce yourself anon. where do you come from?"
>one of the questions I prepared a joke answer to
>pictured everyone losing their shit at the joke
>"Ni-Niggerdale"
>mfw no one laughs
>dead silent
>professor: "...And... where is that?"
>try to salvage it
>"...Niggerwhere"
>deadly silence once again
>teacher ends up just asking me to sit down

needless to say no one talked to me that year but I ended up moving to another school closer to my house the next year
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was that so hard? 24 hours without r9k enough to cripple you?
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4re you h4ppy without women?
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If you're a NEET with rich parents who let you do whatever you want and are over 30 you have to move out and be poor working as a waiter or retail, it's a better alternative. Otherwise you're a modern day slave.
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you can't be a victim of circumstance for 30 years, it's all my fault and I should die
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omegle alternatives
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i really miss talking to random people on omegle. every alternative i've tried doesn't feel the same and it appears way more sexualised than before. i just want a wholesome conversation with a random anon, not a pajeet beating his meat in front of me.
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bbw escape route
godmama-02
incel here
my only option is bbw or ssbbw
but whenever I see them naked, I lose my boner
what kind of mental conditioning should I do so that I can love them?
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>can't use 4chan
No takey
No-
*Sobs*
Please no takey away
>Can use 4chan again
I don't want this garbage
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applecat im 14 btw
>>80845955
what are some good circlejerk approved JMVs to watch
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I got paired up with a Muslim girl and I asked why she was not wearing a hijab. Then she said that god can only judge her and she isnt a true Muslim and she proceeded to report me to faculty.


Im not a Muslim btw
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This IS a good bye forever, /r9k/.
I will not comeback because I will block this website AND because I will Go to prison

It was a good run , sorry for all the people I hurt, sorry for the racism, I dont hate anybody, sorry.

I need to take medication to control my anger AND impulses, I cannot continue living like this.
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i'm posting this pic but i can't tell what it is because the thumbnail is too small
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Sup, shitdick?
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Why I cannot stop thinking about her bros, even knowing he is having sex with other huys, it don't make me want to forget her. I need help anons.
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1 NEED 7O SUCK FO1D 717T1ES
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roastie regrets raising a married engineer
>Be woman
>Raise son
>He wins at life despite your best efforts
>Complain he didn't become a simp loser like you wanted him to be
>Other women agree with you and discuss how boys should be on a never-ending stream of feminist propaganda so they don't become engineers married to trad-wives(THE HORROR!)
I hate women so much
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How do I fix it
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Everyone pisses me off when i leave my home i imagine raping men and killing women.
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Wh*toid timmyc3ls c4nt comp3t3 with 4si4n m3n
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I miss my moids, who th3 fuck 4r3 you p3opl3!? G3T OFF MY BO4RD!!!!!!!!!! R333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the worst board survives another day award
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women unironically goon to murder, snuff, rape, and torture and then go on to say they have empathy and are not evil
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i hate talking to people genuinely and it isn't a cope friends annoy me i have shit to do!
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I'm quitting my job
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I'm going to quit my job. A bunch of people got laid off at work today. I'm getting a promotion due to these lay offs, but that's besides the point. Two of the people laid off were the only two hot chicks that worked there. Those two hot chicks were the only interesting thing about this God forsaken job.

One of the hot chicks used to sit at the desk opposite mine and she'd often take her shoes off. I'd get a nice sexy foot show every day, unbeknownst to her. Seeing her sexy silky feet was the best part of my day.

Now, I've got fuck all reason to even come into work. There's nothing but a bunch of fat ugly chicks and gross looking older ladies left. I don't want to lead a team of fat chicks and wrinkly old hags. I'd rather die.

I don't even want this stupid fucking promotion. I just wanna quit my job now. My motivation is down to zero. How do employers expect their male staff to be motivated if there are no hot babes with sexy feet in the office? Surely my workplace rights are being violated here. Post feet pics to cheer me up bros.
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This Man Has Gone 822 Days Without Masturbating
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Hell0 Gamers.
1 have g0ne 822 days w1th0ut a s1ngle str0ke 0f my pen1s.
1 have turned real l1fe 1nt0 an RPG 1n wh1ch 1 am the pr0tag0n1st.
Each c0mpleted day 1s an XP p01nt. Each urgewave 1s a b0ssf1ght. Each m1lest0ne 1s a level up. Each 1nv0luntary em1ss10n 1s a death.
Eternal N0fap 1s Eternal Bl1ss.

Th0ughts? Quest10ns? AMA.
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I think I'm going to marry her some day
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wish i just had a full ass community of BPD sluts to fuck my way through desu
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>be me, immigrant in Germany
>get free neetbux ~200 euros of disposable income a month after bills and groceries
>get a 2 bedroom apartment in the state capital
>free 2-3k for buying furniture
>free healthcare
>neet support groups in case i want to socialize
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I wanna get fucked by a big strong man with a big dick until I squirt cum out from my chastity cage! Women are welcome too but only to watch
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I got cucked in tomodachi life
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I was playing Tomodachi life when I inserted my crush and my bestfriend being the bitch she is took him away from me

pic not related
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I'M NOT A PICTURE PORTRAIT
BUT I AM WORKING ON IT
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT BEING COOL
I MUST HAVE TO ADMIT
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it would have all been different if i was a normalfag and not myself
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l00king f0r g00d firs7 da7e ideas
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Sometimes I just wish I had a loving wife to come back to after work. God why is this so impossible and wrong?
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WHO
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WH4T IS H4PPENING TO MY BO4RD? WHO 4RE YOU NIGG4S???
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friendship ruined
He's an asshole for ruining our friendship.
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my friend prefers the english version of mezmerizer
that means hes gay because the english version has 1girl 1boy instead of 2girls
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I dont think u realize how sad Elon is right now

Western civilization hanged on this
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why are troons such groomers? they litterally classify people on their sexual position as if its a defining factor in someponys life? its weird as hell. and they cant mind their fucking buisness

jamie is glad trump won. maybe troons will learn to know their place?
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literally me
I ain't an incel, I just play one on the internet!
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Why do you think you got bullied?
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One time a really hot and popular girl at my school started selling her old clothes on depop, and I bought a bikini and a bra to smell and jerk off in thinking because I'm a nobody she wouldn't recognize/care that the address is from her town, but I was wrong and she started asking people if they recognized the address, and one of my very old friends from elementary school who abandoned me and got popular recognized it and outed me, and all anyone knew about me for the rest of my school career was that I was a gooner freak.
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/drawthread/ for arcanine
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w3 had som3 pr3tty good drawthr3ads a coupl3 months back
y3t 1 s33 non3 now 3v3n dur1ng th1s 1mm1grant flood
>tfw no art gf to shar3 a canvas w1th
post draw1ngs, mak3 r3qu3sts, 3tc.
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it was my birthday yesterday and no one wished :(
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Can 1 be your fool th1s apr1l 1st anon?
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It would b3 hot if whit3s wh3r3 th3 sissy r4c3, 4L4S th4ts th3 rol3 for 4Si4ns so w3 c4nt t4k3 th4t 4w4y from th3m.
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Hey, guys. I had sex yesterday.
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Cut Your Fucking Penis Off.
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Cut your fucking penis off if you are circumcised. This is my DECREE this is all.
>look at your finger then look into your front pocket.
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1 am 100k1ng 4 sch1z0 w1f3 7h87 w0n7 s78b m3 1n my s133p
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I envy regular Joe'5 who ge7 7o fuck 10/10 girl5.
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its so easy to be a loser in modern day
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>have everything you need delivered to your house
>work from home and web courses
>top tier fap material at the press of a button and onahole
>plenty of places to larp and ERP
>find other losers online who would've avoided each other in order to climb the social ladder to get pussy

back in the day you would have to force yourself to adapt and get out of your shell. now you can feel like a chad as long as you're peering into a screen with high speed internet.
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AAAGGGHHHG DAMMIT
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>Be me
>been feeling like shit for a couple months now
>barely eat
>barely put in effort for anything
>think about ending it
>"fuck I put to much money into vidya it would just be a waste"
>keep on going
>week of my birthday arrives
>slowly throughout the week more shit events keep happening online with friends
>birthday comes and goes
>feel slightly better but still don't really feel like anything really changed
>Be me tonight
>"fuck I spent too much on vidya, and I need to get employed soon"
>remember ive been applying for 4 whole years
>realize trump economy will ruin shit even more

FUUUUUCK i hate america, why cant the purge just become real or we go to war so this stupid country can blow up
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>be me
>basically, I ruined my cock
>combination of drinking too much, porn overuse, edging, gooning
>having some bad relationships with the ladies didn't help
>have erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation
>can't really get fully hard, only about two thirds and it only lasts a few seconds
>cope by becoming asexual and not imagining myself in sexual situations
>have stopped all porn use, don't drink anymore, on permanent no fap(it's easy as I have no sex drive)
>occasionally need to splooge though
>usually I will just have a wet dream once a month to take care of it
>haven't had one in awhile, going to have to do it manually
>lay down on my back
>stroke my flaccid dick
>splooge after like three strokes

I did it right before a shower so I can at least clean myself right away. It makes me feel awful, like I'm immediately confronted again by the bad choices I made and the reality that I ruined my dick. Don't be like me anons.
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>tfw no fujo gf to ease my grizzly ass into plapping her femboy bff
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As a man I have an extreme hatred of incels, their weakness makes me angry, it makes me want to beat the shit out of them for being a bunch of whiny faggot losers and everytime they cry and scream in pain it would only make me angrier and torture them even more. It would be so funny to meet one of you chuds only to break your limbs and knock all of your teeth out and drag you to a woman and force you to apologize to her for being a bigoted incel. Stop whining and respect women or else you're gonna get it.
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>H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
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Is it better being a NEET parent slave or a lowly wagecuck living in a cheap 1 bedroom apartment?
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>April 2nd, 2025
>4chan still exists
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Why do women think lip augmentation looks good?
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/kdg/ - Korean Drama General
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kdrama g3n3ral r3fug33 3diti0n


Pr3vi0us >>>/tv/209823746

Sh0ws: https://past3bin.c0m/HwuShnKH
M0vi3s: http://past3bin.c0m/BPZ45xHw
N3wfri3nds chart: https://i.imgur.c0m/NMk33RQ.jp3g
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Do you have penis oversensitivity, /r9k/?
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Be gentle with yourself
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How many of y'all will make /r9k/ your new home after having discovered it through the prank?

We really need more diversity, pls do not leave
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what cringe unfunny collage are you guys going to jerk off to this year for this absolute dogshit April's fools
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I went away for a couple hours and now everything's normal, what happened in the end? anything cool?
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