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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/#80904952
Rules:
Ignore impolite moids
QUESTIONS:
>What are your favorite games to play lately?
>Are there any games that you loved playing as a kid?
>What's the best tasting thing you've eaten this year so far?
>Have you ever had to deal with someone who was a sore loser? How did you handle it?
>Do you prefer to be the tank, dps, or healer? Why?
FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender.
>I'm a tranny, can I post here?
No. Die.
>What does nona mean?
Anon -> Nona
>I want a hole
This is not >>>/soc/
>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
This is not /ATOGA/
/biofem/ OP Copy+Paste:
https://rentry.org/biofem_OP
Method discussion please
I have a crossbow and i've been thinking about shooting myself in the eye close range.
Carbon monoxide seems like it could work too but im worried about too much gas leaking out of my room and just leaving me with brain damage. Surviving with that seem like hell
Falling would also work but I need to make sure im high enough to really do the job, i dont have anywhere high thats easy to get too.
Also no gun because im a britbong.
https://rentry dot co/waifu-local-guide
https://www.unstability.ai/
https://app.prodia.com/#/art-ai
https://stablediffusion.fr/webui
https://stablediffusionweb.com/DeepFloyd-IF#demo
https://pixai.art/
https://leonardo.ai/
https://bing.com/create
https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generator
https://huggingface.co/spaces/black-forest-labs/FLUX.1-schnell
https://hailuoai.video/
Previously >>80982720
previous: >>80982400
>DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'd love for this series to get a full on collection on modern hardware. The Saturn port, Champion Circuit Edition, hell even the 01 Dreamcast version, both versions of Daytona 2, and of course the Modern 2011 port based on Sega Racing Classic. Give em online and split screen play and everything. Arcade racers deserve more love, especially the 90s-mid 00s era for Sega. Sega Rally and Scud Race/Super Sega GT also need modern home versions as well.
You guys think with Sega trying to push their older IPs nowadays that they'll do something like this? I really hope that rumor about a Sega streaming service is fake.
>Maybe don't have the camera giving a woman a fucking colonoscopy while you're trying to play the game
>Really seems like a lot of games are horny and cater to a male gaze
Yeeaaaah, guys, I think you REALLY overreacted to her. Like holy fuck these are like some fucking milquetoast babbys first feminist lesson type shit. Dude if you even MENTIONED you watched Anita back in the day you might as well have just said you wanted to castrate all men and that you supported Feminist Hitler.
Like... She REALLY wasn't that fucking bad. Why were you so OBSESSED with her?
How do I cope with this?
It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom.
Previous: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80904394
Topic: Why do you post in these threads? Do you actually want to fuck your mom? Do you have unresolved mommy issues?
>show my writing
>"You're telling, not showing"
>spend FUCKING WEEKS learning how to show, not tell
>post again on /lit/
>"You're showing too much"
I'M GOING TO MURDER A MOTHER FUCKER IN MINECRAFT
i honestly dont care im going to entertain it anyways because i havent had this much conversation for a while desu.
Why would you need anything else?
I wish i was better at it. I love doing it, but I sound horrible. Any clues?
Can any of you sing?
Women talk so much about fairness, so it's only right that sex also be made fair. Guys simply shouldn't need to have anything beyond basic decency, incel nice guys should get access to sex with women, and women should stop only wanting chads
The fact that females will never ever do this will justify male rage no matter how much females whine and call it entitled and hate on men
If you are a female who won't put out on the first date for incels, you are simply a bad person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIzqz1LSTpU
>I almost fucking PASSED OUT because it was too much
>my cat freaked out and scratched me
Please don't play with my emotions like that EVER again.
>are you dominant or submissive?
>what kinks/fetishes do you have?
>what type of people do you actually think are hot?
>...Care to elaborate?
Why the fuck can't left wing women, who talk so much about equality and opposing beauty standards and gender roles and capitalism and such, why can't they accept nice guy male feminist incels? Why do they all from the least to most desirable need to be so fucking picky?
Surely there's some left wing females here who can settle for incels?
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/644129
Assume things about people based on the avatars.
>19
>german music addict
What are you all doing right now?
Here's my concept:
>lock self in white empty room
>asylums do this so there is no visual stimulation. dazes the subject and makes them more susceptible to commands
>waterboard self
>have binural audios playing in background saying how i will always be (birth sex) and love being (birth sex)
>repeat ad nauseam for 12 hours or more
>designate a day for it each week. like a weekend
>possibly could use psychedelics to enhance susceptibility
Feel free to drop your own techniques in the thread, robros.
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Fembots do you like Futa?
I imagine a world where woman are capable of love, romance and affection. A world in which I receive handwritten letters or poems instead of nudes. A world where a woman will go out of her way to show me she loves me through a romantic act, not simply spreading her legs. Why can't this be real?
everyone should try drunk driving. it is not dangerous. i have never crashed or gotten into an accident! :D
everyone go drunk drive NOW :)
Its time this board got back onto its traditional path. Also for people who've had their emails and names leaked you really haven't gotten the message have you?
Its so over. Also I feel tired all the time and feverish especially when I go out in the sun
Please.
I was craving some erotic roleplay and was unsure of where I could find people to RP with (besides on R34) so I decided to use AI. I've got to say, I've been cumming the hardest I've had in months. It's so good and addictive. It's made me constantly horny.
Post trains, trams, stations, etc
Someone stole attention from me
Friend was mean to me at the gym
My soul is so crushed i havent felt cherished in years probably, genuinely getting suicidal and murderous thoughts
>"Dad, the 2nd Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days. It has no meaning today."
>"If I didn't have this gun, the king of England could just walk right in here and start shoving you around. Do you want that?"
Who is right, Homer or Lisa?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QSMDb1CWD6Y
Yesterday I matched with a woman on tinder that is 100% my type
I sort of recognized the name, but a lot of women have that name.
I sort of recognized her face, but the comparison is a bit blurry in my mind.
Then it hit me, it's a chick I've hooked up before, like 6 years ago.
It was absolutely wild and we were both giga horny for each other, but she just wanted to fuck and I wanted something more serious. After a couple of weeks, we parted on good terms, but it was still sad. I genuinely liked her a lot.
It's fucking her again, she has finished her masters and is looking for "something serious". Haven't brought it up to her after a quick chat yet and she hasn't brought it up either, but I am 99.99% sure it is her.
>but muh cock carousel
don't care, she is still 100% in her prime and has no children
Please god, don't fuck me on this one. It's been 2+ years of social isolation and loneliness and the second I get back on Tinder and try to get life back in full swing, you present me with this.
DO NOT FUCK ME GOD
I BEG YOU PLEASE DO NOT FUCK ME
>See ripped 18yo with a gf and a dodge charger
>get depressed
>Wanna kill myself
What is the fuckin point.
welcome back friends and welcome back 4chan!!!
I missed you all :<
Hello
>How are you doing today?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now?
Come drop your love letters/trauma dump/goodbyes
>20s, gender dysphoria and agp but deep closet, nobody knows
>gf is chill, normie tier but sweet, thinks I'm just a slightly depressed dude who likes anime
>always kinda identified with Rei's whole quiet vibe, resonates idk why
>gf is out for the night with her friends
>get the brilliant idea to finally try the Rei cosplay I've been secretly hoarding parts for
>cheap eva school uniform from aliexpress
>wig that cost around $30
>spend an hour trying to do makeup, with questionable success
>whatever, put it all on
>look in the mirror
>look ok I guess for the first time cosplaying
>but for like, 5 seconds, the brain static quiets down? Feel slightly less like crawling out of my skin
>start doing dumb poses in the living room
>feel kinda pathetic but also weirdly euphoric
>hear keys in the lock
>FUCK
>gf wasn't supposed to be back for hours
>no time to hide or change, just freeze like a moron in the middle of the room
>door opens
>gf walks in, phone in hand, mid-sentence saying "Yeah Sarah, I forgot my..."
>sees me
>me: standing there, 6'1", in cheap cosplay wig and makeup
>her: ....
>me: ....
>her: "...Rei?"
>voice is super quiet and confused
>haven't said a word since, she just grabbed a pillow and went to the couch like an hour ago
>total radio silence
how do I even begin to explain this shit without outing myself completely or her thinking I'm just some degenerate weirdo (I mean, maybe I am?) did I just speedrun destroying my relationship over Rei? help /r9k/ please
i have a boyfriend, been with him for a month now. anyone please give me tips on how to make him completely and utterly dependent on me, like he would off himself if i ever left him or ignored him type of dependency
give me your worst. i need REAL genuine tips on how to do this.
>if only there was something I could do about that
>top thread is a puke fetish post
home sweet home
>looks inside
>it's /r9k/
>nothing has changed
>it's been so long that I've disconnected from romantic desire
>it's still a shit hole
>there are still whores here
>there are still trannies here
>there is still nothing worthwhile here
>mfw
At least I don't have to wait 15 FUCKING MINUTES TO POST, thank god. I hate women with every fiber of my fucking being, so god damned much, and I hate every last one of you niggers who engage with and worship them. This board is fucking gay and I pray this is the last time I come here, ever, unless it's for AI.
>actually begin dating and fucking women
>turns out they are degenerates too
god help humanity these things make up half the planet
>male, 43
>Get really drunk with friends
>We are all goofballs
>At one point pull down my pants and spread my cheeks at them
>Everyone bursts out laughing
>My mate tells me to stand still like that for a minute
>I feel a little weird about him asking that of me, but I play along
>He goes inside his house, we are outside on his yard
>I stand with my cheeks spread for about 5 mins, my exposed asshole gently caressed by the evening wind
>All my friends are still laughing at it
>Guy comes back and puts lipstick around my poop ring
>Everyone is dying from laughter
>I flex my asshole to make it look like its giving a kiss
>My mate actually starts making out with it
>He gets really into it and starts moaning
feel_violated.png
>everyone looks a little uneasy, but still laughing nervously
>My mate pulls back and smiles at me
-Wow bro your ass kisses like my ex wife-
>Everyone gets really eager all of the sudden
>I laugh awkwardly, but before I could stand up the other homies ask if they can have a turn
>Swallow my pride and decide to take one for the homies
>The guys start taking turns mouth kissing my sphincter
>Each of them takes forever to finish
>After what feels like eternity last guy is up
>He sticks his tounge in my rectum, which acts like a conductor, releasing a sticky fat fart into his mouth, making his cheeks fill up with the warm air
>he pulls back like a snake bit him, spitting everywhere
>The guys all voice their disgust
>I stand up apologizing
>Last guy wont take any of it
>He begins beating me
>I manage to successfully run away
>Get back home and open Skype only to see that my friends have kicked me from the group
Would you rather farts be included or excluded during bumkissing anons?
>Always thought things would work out for me. Coasted through school with minimal effort getting all D's
>Focused on having fun with friends instead. Became a fun and outgoing person.
>Due to previously bad experiences I could never be real with them. I never got attached but neither did they really. Was never able to get a GF because of this either
>After school ended never saw them again
>After school became a neet for 3 years. Spent all day everyday online since I feel like it's the only place I can be myself.
>end up in some toxic communities. Slowly warping my perception of reality and how others interact with eachother
>dont really agree with what they say or do but since their the only place I really socialize in I begin warping my personality to be more accepted.
>Soon find I've completely lost touch with myself
>I feel no attachment to the man in the mirror.
>You know how when your being yourself you get that little hit of dopamine? I don't feel that anymore. I have no personality. I'm as boring as you can get.
>Plus years of sitting hunched over has fucked up my back causing it to constantly ache.
>Plus living such a sedentary lifestyle has turned me into a fat fuck who looks 10+ years their age and feels like it too.
I only wish God made me retarded enough to never notice the decay of my being. I wish I could blissfully roam the digital fields a hollow man. Engaging with all the other boring husks with childlike glee.
I think I'm going to kill myself next week. I've become so detached that the thought doesn't even phase me which is proof I'm too far down the hole. There is nothing that can save me from this hell wrought upon myself
Hosting a vrchat meet to talk to some fellow /r9k/ folks
Games free and you don't need vr or a mic to hang out so feel free to pop by.
Here's the link to join if you wanna.
https://vrch.at/md0vt2zx
I won't say I am done jerking off forever because I don't think that will ever be the case. But I do believe that my binge masturbating is done for. I just feel satiated off doing it once a week roughly. Is that a low libido issue? or does porn actually warp your sex drive?
> a failed incel musician
> goes on an incel Discord server
> talks to some chill gui
> starts talking about my shitty life
> says I have long hair and my age
> the guy casually asks me if I'm single
> says yes
> mfw I find out it's a girl and not a guy
> she cassually says "I'll take this one, guys"
> adds me as a friend
> sends me pictures of herself
> starts flirting with me online
> asks if I want to have an online relationship with her
> ffw 5 days
> realizes an online relationship is pretty boring (no nudes, I'm not crazy enough imao)
> starts talking to her about how I'm not a fan of online relationships
> she says we're not that far apart, but enough that we can't meet
what should I do, it's my first time that I have a relationship with a girl
Anyways. I fucking love trannies
ive been checking everyday, none of the altchans were even close to as active as this, idk if ur all bots or want but i prefer the activeness
>picrel
cool cute pretty moth i found by my back porch door
also if anyone wants to see my fumos or pepe plushie, just ask
also also i wish femcels were real
>Asperger as fuck
>Horrible social skills but ripped from lifting since 2016 due to poor self-esteem
>Spent all my money on books over the years
>Was a virgin fag until 22 years old
>Had a couple girls but nothing serious in my 20's
>Got rid of gaming pc even to be more social
>Feelsbadman
>Somewhat worked but still Asperger as fuck
>Got a job as a bartender to improve social skills and get girls
>Fast forward
>31 years old now
>Had to have spine surgery few years ago because of fucked up deformed back
>Somewhat corrected but still deformed
>Destroys my ego and self-confidence
>Lose gains
>No longer go out
>Move out of state to start new life because of destroyed ego and self-confidence
>Back hurts like fuck everyday still from hardware, don't know if it will ever go away
>Ease back into gym but still have 30 lbs fat to lose
>Buy a new gaming rig a few months ago
>Go back to old ways of rat race then come home to game while leaving behind all connections at home
>Tfw no friends or gf when I abandoned all back home
>Go out to bars and clubs in new heavily urbanized state but never even approach or have anything to say due to poor self-esteem and nihilism even though everybody thinks I'm a fighter and built like one.
>Walk the street for hours in existential drunken haze in the wee hours of morning
Lesson: mindset and effort matters retards
this time--satou and misaki getting ready to drop shrooms
(it's basically canon, read the LN)
The GIWTWM is literally unbearable. I am on the verge of dedicating my entire life to trying to be a crossdressing cosplay ewhore but I'm scared. I'm about to crack bros
I asked for someone to make me feel less alone.
A week later an egirl added me on league and we've been chatting every day. Only issue is that she turned out to be trans.
Also bears mentioning ive been manifesting this situation (except the trans part) for months now.
I feel like my life is just a sitcom with a fucked sense of humor.
How long before it gets hacked again?
She was finding drugs at a young age
Just close the tab. Problem solved.
Still didn't get a Taku bf though
The issue is, she has told me to go on nofap to save my desires and semen for herself. But it's super hard for me to focus while I have these sexual desires on my mind. Should I just thug it out or jerk off behind her back?
It has consumed too much of my life
>just literally cry at my fav cats grave most of it
>there is nothing I wanna do
>I feel lonely and hopeless
>tempted to fuck around with lsd inhopes of getting out of my depresso hole
>maybe if I had more days off than just the weekend
>I better just sleep soon already
>at least 4chan is back now to be desu
>watches anime, only shows he really watches
>listens to midwest emo
>sends me instagram videos about femboys
>entire ig feed is just femboys and anime
>christian but but doesn't stop sinning and hates going to church etc
>likes when I talk really gay around him etc
>says he's straight
>mfw
>feel like it's a fresh new day with a life ahead of me
>remember one random bad thing that happened to me from the big list of bad things that happened to me
>want to kms again
