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>“So I started a company that helps them achieve that through ownership of space-based real estate.”
>"...what kind of company are we talking about here?"
>she slides a laminated sheet of paper across the table
>it’s got a title: LimeFrontier™: Space Made Personal
>mission statement includes phrases like “Bringing Intergalactic Opportunity to Earth” and “Own the Void™”
>“You’re selling space?”
>“Just a tiny bit of dwarf planets and floating rocks. Nothing in use.”
>“Starting at seven thousand dollars?!”
>she nods proudly
>“People love exclusivity. And I only sell to verified customers who pass a vibe check and submit three forms of ID.”
>“HOW? Is that even legal?”
>“I found multiple loopholes in human international property law. I can show you the citations if you’d like.”
>no I would not like
>absolutely not
>flipping through the paper
>list of current shareholders
>Gappy Ruby
>Amber Pearl
>WHITE DIAMOND?!
>i blink really hard.
>“How the hell did you convince White Diamond to invest in this?”
>Peridot just smiles and slams a giant book onto the table
>The Giant Book of Business
>it's thick enough to kill a man
>just sit there, staring at her, completely broken
>this small green gremlin has founded an illegal startup in my garage
>has galactic warlords on her investor list
>and might be rich by the end of the month
>she looks at me again
>“If anything bad happens, I have a full bailout plan and a passport. I’ll move to a tropical country where the laws are weak and the coconuts are plentiful.”
>deep breath
>brain rebooting
>“You’re paying rent now.”
>“…fair.”

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