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>As an act of penance, pledge yourself to servitude in the Snyde-Ymous estate
>People expect you to move their belongings, set up dung bomb traps, and partake in all manner of other schemes
>But you have put such childish acts behind you
>The couple mercifully accepts you
>Fulfill your responsibilities dutifully
>Cook
>Clean
>Help with the kids
>It's hard work, but you don't complain; if it was easy, it wouldn't be atonement
>Warmly greet your employers whenever they return home
>Congratulate them on their personal and professional achievements
>Socialize with the other maids in your free time (who knew Ismelda would become so approachable?)
>Assist your master and mistress in the Battle of Hogwarts
>By now, you are no longer spoken ill of behind your back, but many are still wary of the return of the old Tulip, such was your former reputation
>Their continued suspicion doesn't discourage you any more, however
>Contribute to various celebrations, like anniversaries, holidays, and parties
>Help with the grandkids
>Retire after a lifetime of exemplary service
>Be taken care of by the many children whom you saw grow to adulthood
>Pass away peacefully, without having committed a single act of mischief since that fateful day
>Thus proving all the doubters wrong and making them look like cynical dimwits
>What an epic prank!

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