>>3653937
History is written by the victors, as they say.

>LuBu is strongest warrior that ever lived
>gets noticed by official who adopts him just to use his strength to get an in on the government
>adoptive dad tells him to murder the representative of the emperor
>"wtf? I am not betraying the emperor" proceeds to kill the traitor
the world: "what an unfilial traitor! killing his own father!"
>falls in love with most beautiful woman in the world
>only has eyes for her
>His boss Dong Zhuo, the perverted fat dude representing the emperor, wants to NTR him
>Dong is also super corrupt and everyone wants to kill him
>"wtf, you can't have my woman" kills him
the world who wanted dong dead: "how horrible! that traitor even kills his own lord!"
>leaves to the country side with all the people who respect him, run a small county there
>everyone likes him and all his soldiers think he is the best
>takes in liu bei and his brothers (who are former bandits) treat him as a younger brother
>Liu Bei leaves after investigating the city
>goes to Cao Cao and tells him about everything he discovered
>Cao Cao is worried about this charismatic super soldier Lu Bu becoming a major power
>Cao Cao and the supposedly benevolent Liu Bei destroy a dam and kill thousands of innocents in a flood just to kill some of Lu Bu's troops as they are too scared to fight directly
>sweep up the left overs with overwhelming numbers
>kill Lu Bu with squad of archers from a distance so that no one has to lose to him in a melee fight
>told everyone Lu Bu was a evil dumb ass who cried and begged like a coward before death
>Liu Bei decides to steal his rep too and become a 'benevolent ruler' and pretend the city was his but Lu Bu betrayed him like the others and stole it (somehow without bloodshed and all the soldiers switching to his side)
the world: "Lu Bu may have been the strongest fighter, but he was a traitorous animal that no one could trust!"

Is how I imagine history went

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