>Hey, I'm Josh Sawyer and I've made an RPG set among black renaissance Polyn-
NO! ALL RPG'S SHOULD BE SET IN MEDIEVAL WESTERN EUROPE OR AN EQUIVALENT!
>The color scheme will be purple and pink to celebrate gend-
NO! GOLD IS YELLOW, CAPES ARE RED, DRAGONS AND TREES ARE GREEN! THAT SHOULD BE ALL THE COLOR SCHEME ANY RPG NEEDS!
>our next Larian RPG takes place on a sunny beach in a tourist reso-
NO! FEUDAL VILLAGE, FEUDAL CASTLE, DARK FOREST, CHURL, MILORD, BANDIT! THAT IS IT! AND MAYBE A SORCERER!
>Here at Bioware we're greatly inspired by renaissance Italian archit-
NO! THATCHED ROOFS, HIGH MEDIEVAL CASTLES, MEDIEVAL SLUMS FOR THE TOWNS! NO FAGGY BRICKED ROOFS!
>The world will be in peril from shadow demons from an alternate dim-
NO! DRAGON, OGRE, GOBLIN! MEAT, POTATOES, ULTIMA, BALDUR'S GATE 1, LOTR. THAT IS ALL THAT SHOULD BE ALLOWED! NO SCI FI SHIT! NO BLACK CAULDRON RIPOFFS!
>our spellsinging cyphermanc-
NO! WIZARD, FIGHTER, BARD, RANGER, THIEF! THOSE ARE YOUR CLASSES! EVEN BARBARIAN IS SUSPECT!
>To add tactical depth, we will add deep, immersive turn ba-
ZOOOOOOOOMER! YOU ARE A ZOOMER OR IN LEAGUE WITH ZOOMERS! RTWP OR YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM MAKING RPG'S!
>the Goolrothi are a race of man-fish warr-
NO! STORYBOOK RACES ONLY! NONE OF YOUR FAGGY NEOBIOWARE JOSH SAWYER HOMEBREW SHIT!

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NO! ALL RPG'S SHOULD BE SET IN MEDIEVAL WESTERN…