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Morrowind
>Wake up in some swampy backwater
>It's your lucky day, turns out the emperor has commuted your sentence for rape
>Go to Balmora at the behest of the guy who freed you, it's the least you can do and it's better than that Hamlet at least
>Have to go to to some filthy trap house to drop off a parcel
>Some high as fuck old dope head who can't even put on a shirt tells you you're a secret agent
>He gives you a sack of gold to "buy equipment" in a state of delusion
>Steal his drug money before he comes down and realizes what he's done
>Place is a corrupt shithole filled with Coonmer gangsters, amoral hawkers, and addicts
>Hoof it down the road to the nearest civilized Imperial town
>It's comfy, normal humans are keeping the minorities at bay
>Stop in for a drink
>Some fine shyt with fur is standing in the corner, she eyes you
>The white man's great weakness
>She's totally into you, you just have to play her games and she's yours
>Turns out some black elf has been macking on her
>Can't stand for some Coonmer threatening your girl, pull up to the hood to teach this Dungger a lesson
>Curb stomp his dark ass, kick the shit out of his girl and homies too
>Get back
>This kitty is all over you, touching and feeling
>She looks at you, and you know what's up, she wants something
>In for a penny, in for a pound
>Some ex of hers is in a skooma den, she wants him to get better
>He's a beta cat cuck, you're Mr Steal ya Girl, no need to feel threatened
>Go to some nerd's store, shoplift his book on addiction, he doesn't even notice
>Doubt the guards would even believe it if some dirty khajiit told them he was robbed
>Tell the cuck he needs to quit skooma so a strong nord BVLL can satisfy his girl
>He agrees
>Head back to Pelagiad
>You move in with the hot stuff, she fucks your brains out, she even invites her acrobat friend to share you
>And everyone lived happily ever
>Until ash vampires break through the Ghostfence and murder everyone in Vvardenfell

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