>"Hi! What can I get started for you?"
>"Uh, hi, yeah, can I get a large coffee and also, uh, God, this is so stupid, you probably think I'm a total loser—"
>"Oh... no, it’s okay—"
>"No it’s not, it's not okay, I mean, you're... you're amazing, you know, you're like—you're like, light or something, and I’m just, I’m just some pathetic guy who can’t even order a coffee without sweating through his shirt—"
>"Um... okay... what size coffee did you want again?"
>"Large. Large. Like my failures. God. I mean, not that... not that I’m like, hitting on you or anything, I mean I am, but I’m not... like, weird about it—"
>"That's, uh... nice of you, but I actually have a boyfriend."
>"Of course you do. Of course you do. Jesus. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Why wouldn’t you? I mean look at you, and look at me. I’m, I’m practically... leaking sadness all over your counter."
>"I'm really sorry... do you still want your coffee?"
≥"Yeah. No. Yeah. God, sorry. I didn’t mean to ruin your day. I just... I just ruin things. It’s what I do. I ruin things. YOU FUCKING BITCH"

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Bros there's this really cute cashier who works at a drive thru I go to frequently. How do I go about asking her out without making it weird or…