>test mice one by one in a variety of simple games and skills
>identify the natural leader
>befriend him and train him with kindness
>organize platoons of mice
>delegate the leader to send platoons on search for delicious and rare ingredients
>patiently wait as my army of mice amass luxury foodstuffs
>final mission
>strap tiny bags to mice
>send them to local bakery
>leader organizes a flying squad to distract overnight bakers
>mouse platoons fill bags with flour and return to me
>leader is killed by hotel pan flung with deadly accuracy by enraged Juan-Manuel
>died saving his squad from certain death
>awarded post mortem Medal of Honoria Rodentia
>bake crackers
>eat crackers and caviar with finest cheeses and liqeurs and fruits in his honor at state dinner
>999 mice in formation
>one empty spot at the front
>We finish meal, stand to toast
>"In the name of the one that can't be here with us tonight! Comrades! Liberté, égalité, fraternité! Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori! What do you say to your brother in arms!?
>"SQUEAK!!!!!!"
war is hell

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Hypothetical logistical problem What would you do with 1,000 mice?>You're not allowed to kill them>they're not neutered…

Hypothetical logistical problem
What would you do with 1,000 mice?
>You're not allowed to kill them
>they're not neutered…