>FIGURED OUT PREGNANCY LABOR HERBS MILLIONS OF YEARS BEFORE HUMAN WOMEN
>CAN NATURALLY COMMUNICATE WITH OTHERS FROM MILES AWAY
>STRONGEST AND BIGGEST THING ALIVE ON LAND
>REMEMBERS FUCKING EVERYTHING
>CAN FOLD A CAR
>OUTSMARTS ELECTRIC FENCES
>WALKS THROUGH HALF A COUNTRY WITHOUT DRINKING ONCE
>CAN PLAY INSTRUMENTS AND DRAW PICTURES
>INVENTS A TRADING SYSTEM WITH LOCAL WEAT TRUCKERS
>CAN OUTMANEUVER RHINOS WHILE BEING MULTIPLE TIMES BIGGER AND HEAVIER
>CAN SWIM FOR DAYS
>CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HUMAN LANGUAGES
>CAN MIMIC HUMAN VOICES
>THROWS STICKS AT LIONS
>PREVENTS PREDATORS FROM PROFANING THEIR GRAVES
>ALTRUISTIC TO THOSE THEY LOVE
>WILL NEVER LET YOU BEHIND

ELEPHANT SUPREMACISM WILL RISE

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