>live in apartment complex like the good innercity wagie bugman that i am
>this morning get into car and start backing out of parking space to go wage
>look at parking space I just backed out of and notice there's a fucking cat there seemingly out of nowhere
>then a kitten crawls into view away from my car and towards the cat, hind legs seemingly not working at all. can hear it screaming in agony even with my windows rolled up
>realize the cats must've been under my car and I just crippled a kitten by backing up
>horrified, but wagie insticts take over and find myself driving to work instead of calling in late and helping kitten that realistically has to be put down now
>arrive at work parking lot and slow down car, suddenly can now hear what sounds like another kitten crying and wimpering in absolute anguish
>realize there must've been another kitten in my undercarriage that was in there screaming the entire commute, probably horrifically mutilated now
>run into mr sheckleberg's sweatshop in a desperate but futile attempt to escape my sins
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