>>4984259
Why endanger innocent dogs by waiting? Cat simps are a menace right now
>adopt cat
>feed it but let it roam freely
>it trespasses on other peoples lands, shitting in every patch of dirt, pissing on their stuff, and killing birds and reptiles all the while and spreading a parasite that attracts more rodents and kills 20x more babies than shitbulls
>pest rodent population "paradoxically" increases
>constantly talk about how "natural" cats are and how you're respecting the natural order by letting the cat live naturally
>the cat naturally becomes prey to the local apex predator, the dog
>spazz out and murder the poor dog for doing to the cat what the cat did to 100s of birds that were arguably its superiors (both actual natural animals and more intelligent than cats)
I just ordered a bunch of tylenol extra strength and a case of fancy feast salmon pate. Cat simps are the pit mommies of feliforms.

Don't worry, even though 1000mg of tylenol won't kill a medium sized dog, I'll still place all my baits higher up or where cats are usually near to get to it first, at night when all the owned dogs are sleeping (stray dogs are pests themselves and I don't care what happens to them).

Back | Go to board

Board:

/an/

Thread:

I wanna own a cat so badly buy there is no way around dealing with cat piss smell