>okay anon so what do you do for a living? oh! you're a day trader! cryptocurrency? so you... trade internet money all day?
>okay well that sounds interesting *brushes a strand of hair away* so how much do you make then? what's your port... port.. whatever it's called
>one and a half million usd? wow! you're really rich! i mean if all that money is real of course
>so what car do you drive? a 2005 toyota corolla, huh? well uhhh... *looks away* i mean bezos drives one too so, uh?..
>maybe you have a big house? no, still living with your mom? that's weird haha
>well have you at least paid off your student debt then? what do you mean you have no higher education?
>...
>well... maybe you at least have a cool watch like a rolex? I heard guys love watches! saiko? seiko? what is that? *googles* oh... well...
>is this internet crypto money you have even real?
>*tense silence*
>sorry anon you're sweet and all but i'd rather date someone with an actual job, g-goodbye

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