Board: /biz/
"/biz/ - Business & Finance" is 4chan's imageboard for the discussion of business and finance, and cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin and Dogecoin.
This board is for the discussion of topics related to business, economics, financial markets, securities, currencies (including cryptocurrencies), commodities, etc -- as well as topics relating to starting and running a business.
Discussions of government policy must be strictly limited to economic policies (fiscal and monetary). Discussions of a political nature should be posted on >>>/pol/. Global Rule 3 is also obviously in effect.
Note: /biz/ is NOT a place for ADVERTISING or SOLICITING. Do NOT use it to promote your business, ventures, or anything you may have an interest in. Anything that looks remotely like advertising or soliciting will be removed. Begging/asking (including tipping) for cryptocurrencies or asking for money/capital is also strictly forbidden. Why didn't you buy DOGE, /biz/? I can't do this shit anymore Hello Anon and welcome to your wellness session, please try to enjoy all these facts equally.
>Your outie is an exemplary person.
>Your outie spends all day drawing lines to a price ratio chart.
>Your outie especially enjoys the Business & Finance board.
>Your outie enjoys spending money on “internet tokens”.
>Your outie laughs at the jannies for "doing it for free".
>Your outie been looking for the next chainlink since 2021.
Please try to enjoy each fact equally, and not show preference for any over the others.
>Your outie loves to eat chicken tendies. Do you pass or fail the IQ test of understanding that ".999" repeating forever after 0 means the 9s are forever/eternally approaching 1 and thus never ever reaching 1?
Just like there are many ways to show through TA that Bitcoin will crash to $1, there are many ways to show through math that the forever repeating ".999"s will reach 1. In reality however of course, Bitcoin isn't dumping to $1 nor will the ".999"s forever approaching 1 ever reach 1. 
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
>Charts:
https://www.barchart.com/
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.xvideos.com/
>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
Previously on /smg/ >>59601563 Why the is this board so extra slow?
Did all XRP pajeet shills shit the bed already? Can you not handle one day of circlejerking and losing faith in your shitcoin already?
Nahh that can't be... That would imply yall faggots fell for the XRP-isnt-a-scam meme.
And that would be extremely funny there is an entire political party in the USA dedicated to being anti crypto I’m one of the approximately 117,500 unemployed software engineers, and like many, I’ve been struggling to get back on my feet. In 2024, around 95,667 tech employees were laid off from U.S.-based companies. Meanwhile, 110,791 H-1B visa registrations were selected for a cap of 85,000, flooding the job market with foreign workers.
With all this happening, how are we supposed to invest our fiat into Bitcoin, Ethereum, or XRP when we can’t even pay our rent or buy food? Unemployment benefits don't come close to covering basic living expenses, and every job we apply to seems to be swarmed by cheaper labor from H-1B holders.
At this point, the future of crypto seems pretty far-fetched when survival is becoming harder by the day. Does anyone have advice on how to navigate these rough waters or suggestions for surviving when the system feels stacked against us? How do you even think about crypto when you're worried about whether you'll make it through next month? 
Previous: >>59613119
>Buy XRP on:
Coinbase, Binance, Bitrue, Uphold, Robinhood, Kraken, Kucoin etc
>Why hold XRP?
https://youtu.be/5urrOWO0KDI
>Newfag Tutorial:
https://youtu.be/23Yn5GdYpJc
>XRPL Guide:
https://xrpl.guide
>XRPL Explorer:
https://bithomp.com
>XRPL Richlist:
https://rich-list.info
>X:
https://x.com/JoelKatz
https://x.com/bgarlinghouse
https://x.com/Ripple
https://x.com/RippleXDev
https://x.com/WietseWind
https://x.com/SMQKEDQG
>The Myth of Market Cap:
http://galgitron.net/Post/The-Myth-of-Market-Cap---Version-2
>XRP FUD BINGO:
https://fudbingo.com
>ANTI-FUD:
https://pastebin.com/ZESsmqB8
>Lore:
https://pastebin.com/Z39w20qf
https://X.com/bearableguy123
https://x.com/FoJAk3[Mr. Pool archives]
>Schizo Ramblings:
https://pastebin.com/Bb4GNJrG
https://pastebin.com/hkw5CB9j
>Past /XSG/ Threads:
https://pastebin.com/pZdQbREq
https://pastebin.com/1wC2gBpW
>What wallet do I use?
Hot storage - Xaman, Gem Wallet, Crossmark or Bifrost
Cold storage - Paper/Metal or Ledger/D’CENT
Paper Wallet -https://pastebin.com/zFL8nJXd Just did my tax return. What are you spending yours on /biz/? Any investments? Time is running out cripples, we all know how this ends. ICP cycle burn rate is primed to explode. We've been telling you to accumulate for the last 3 years. Well, now you can see what's happening. 2025 will be your last chance to accumulate. By the way, ICP goes deflationary at > 4T cycles per second. There is literally no reason XRP can't flip ETH, prove me wrong. 
If you have 3 million all you need is being 100% invested on SP500 or MSCI if you are a pussy and basically sell 3% of your portfolio yearly. 90k a year in a nice spot like Madeira is more than enough.
>schizo: uhhhh it may crash 50%
So fucking what. 45k is still enough, and it will not happen anyway. Chances are you triple your money again before you see a 50% crash. MSCI nets around 7%, SP500 around 10%, minus 3% withdraws, you still are making money, unlike JEPI and other ETF high yield scams that don't even beat inflation on the underlying.
Dividends are retarded in general. By withdrawing 3% you can manually withdraw each month instead of having some big tranche of money sent every 4 months, that you have to instantly reinvest since it gets wrecked by inflation, so you pay taxes to recieve the dividend, then you put it back into the ETF which is retarded, as it's more efficient to withdraw as you need the money and leave the rest invested at all times. It is clear that dividend people have a mental problem and need to have money sent automatically to their accounts. They are also retarded and think they will run out of shares. You cannot run out of shares if you withdraw 3% on MSCI or SP500. You have higher chances getting hit by a bus. There's also something called splits. Once the price per share goes too high, you will get more shares at a lower price, so you never run out the number of shares. Dividendfags are annoying. You are not going to be beating the MSCI or SP500 long term.
Yes, you may be going all in on MSTR right now and get rich fast instead of being a retard that works for 40 years, but once you have enough money, lower your risk, and continue to take risk as a hobby, but secure the bag to not work. Not working is the number one reason to have a lot of money. WTF. What's wrong with Binance?? Unironically this. Still doesn't answer what it's actually worth before government management steps in. Was it always this bad?
Are they serious about "you will own nothing and you'll be happy"? Is this bullshit intentonal? I am losing my shit over how little the pay is compared to how expensive everything has gotten. I feel like a medieval serf. The dump is gonna be glorious I'm about to get a $ 2k bonus from work, and I need your help deciding what coin to put it into.
I was thinking SUI or VIRTUAL since I missed my chance to get in last year. I currently hold ADA, XRP, HBAR, CRV, and fucking GRT as well as a bunch of smaller coins.
what are you anons aping into? Is this just an autistic academic's weekend side-project or is it the future if crypto? It's moving so slowly and their marketing is non-existent Daily reminder that Bitcoin is an IQ test. this is who I am trusting $350k of my savings to. 
>Basic Information
Teddy = BBBY + GME
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy
https://open.spotify.com/show/64hmkmXpetPEVGPlExkDGl
>Pool’s closed for equity, common stock is canceled
>In chapter 11 unsecured creditors occasionally converted to equity or receive a payout
>Bonds are still trading on E*Trade and IBKR
>2034 bonds
https://markets.businessinsider.com/bonds/bed_bath_beyond_incdl-notes_201414-34-bond-2034-us075896ab63
>2044 bonds
https://markets.businessinsider.com/bonds/bed_bath_beyond_incdl-notes_201414-44-bond-2044-us075896ac47
>Ex-board member Holly Etlin makes claim that what happened to Bed Bath & Beyond has not happened except in cases of fraud
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1945r00/holly_etlins_statement_regarding_bbby_potentially/
>Share Buyback Fraud Explained
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1749490369258250493.html
>Do companies state that they face bankruptcy...but then *suddenly* do a 180 "Reverse Uno", squeeze short sellers and bring riches to shareholders?
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/16ohoy3/do_companies_sometimes_officially_state_that_they/
>How Can BBBYQ Exit Chapter 11 In A Way That Benefits Shareholders
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/15r9jgh/guess_whos_back_salvatores_back/
>End Game: DTC and NSCC are screwed as the DTC just proved shareholders should Directly Register Shares (DRS)
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13a3yh1/end_game_dtc_and_nscc_are_screwed_as_the_dtc_just/
>Previousneed on /BBBYQ/: >>59557471 Anyone else have boomer parents who failed to get rich?
My parents earned 6 figures decades ago when the dollar was still worth something and somehow still failed to accumulate wealth and are barely scraping by in retirement. They could have bought literally anything and been multimillionaires.
Now I get no inheritance, am priced out of ever owning a home, and the job market is flooded with jeets. I am doomed to wage slave until I die. >They believed the fuddies and sold for a massive loss
(you are here)
>They sold before the 1B partnership
>Binance/Kraken/CoinBASE/OKX adopts sky bridge
>They sold pre $0.50/AVI The threat of a 51% attack(opens in a new tab) still exists on proof-of-stake as it does on proof-of-work, but it's even riskier for the attackers. An attacker would need 51% of the staked ETH.
------------
Vitalik and foundation own more than 51%
Etherium is just a Putin`s payment system at this moment i only want new, and “official” coins already on cmc or cg. Preferably made in 2025 as those pump the most this bullrun is already 90% over and anyone who's only buying in right now is in for a sore reminder
TAKE PROFITS NOW 
Silver Wizard Edition
>Why Gold & Silver?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo
>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos
>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/ (US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/ (EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/ (Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/ (Other rare metals)
more at:https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE
>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world/
>News and graphs
https://silverseek.com/
https://www.silverdoctors.com/
https://www.mining.com/
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/
>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com/ (US)
https://eu.compare.pm/ (EU)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle/ (DE/EU)
>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins/
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide/
https://www.coinflation.com/
http://coinapps.com/
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation/
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa/
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK
>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM
https://www.usgs.gov/programs/mineral-resources-program/science
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X
>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database
Previous Thread: >>59600412 
Early adopter here. I have crucial high level information from one of the top men inside the Trump administration regarding Ripple ticker:XRP. He says the wheels are in motion, the palms have been greased and upon the first week of Trump's presidency we are going to see legislation regarding ripple being adopted by banks. Some of the biggest players JP Morgan, Wells Fargo and Bank of America have already started their test pilots. XRP is going to be adopted and used by the largest financial players in the world.
I know what you're thinking "oh look it's just another larp thread". You couldn't be further from the truth. I work with a cartel of whales from Bitfinex. We have been responsible for almost every single pump since feather coin (many of you newfags don't even know this one). We were responsible for pumping all the coins in 2017.
You think those narratives happened naturally like defi summer in 2020? Or the NFT mania of 2021? No that was because the cartel of whales greased the right devs to do what we wanted. We have been around since before exchanges when the only way to get bitcoin was mining it off your computer. Every pump that you see in any coin is because of us. We own the devs, we own the VCs, and now we own people at the highest levels of politics. We create the narratives and the stories. We are behind every good and bad thing in this entire market. Our shorts and longs print us billions on any given week. With that being said you can either hop on board and ride our coat tails while we pump ripple to #2 or you can be a stinky deluded bagholder and keep holding garbage like LINK. The choice is yours stay a poor deluded schitzo or ride the XRP adoption to financial freedom. >doesnt pump
>doesnt rug
>still 2,000 holders exactly essentially for 2 years
Is this coin just meant to exist in purgatory forever? >Supposed smartest man in the world
>actually believes doomer chicken little nonsense
There is literally zero possibility that the US can ever go bankrupt. The US debt is a meme. >Official Ink Website:
https://inkonchain.com
>Ink Blockchain Explorer:
https://explorer.inkonchain.com
>SquidSwap DEX:
https://squidswap.ink
>/biz/ Ink Marines:
inkmarines
>Previous
>>59588223
What are we buying today inkies? say it with me:
>STRATEGIC
>BITCOIN
>RESERVE
happening monday. check em. >chainlink token
Kek fuddies Ladies and gentlemen: The new owner of Tiktok Any tips for when you're traveling for work? I'm gonna be in Reading UK from April to June then in Swindon UK for a couple months after mid July. I'll make $49/hour and get $108 every day I'm there for meals and incidentals. I don't need to pay for my lodging but where I'm staying hasn't been decided. I get to pick my hotel too which is up to $90 a day BBBY and GME.
Shills everywhere on X.
Shills at the highest level.
The highest.
Anons do not discuss these ones.
Should discussion take place?
Wen? preMoass? post?
Risks to infinity squeeze if discussed pre?
BasicPsych. Breakdown of social circles [manipulation exposed] that shifts [breaks down] their reality.
Cognitive dissonance [barrier].
Identity crisis, LOSS OF PURPOSE.
Grief, mourning, WITHDRAWAL
How quickly can normies recover?
Can they?
Would their resolve strengthen?
Would they paper hand in their grief and walk away?
Would they pass grief cycle, stay engaged, strengthen their resolve, in time for infinity rocket?
Risk worth it?
White hats know who's who.
Shills know who's who.
Anons know who's who.
An army of normies in the container.
White hats, shills, anons, will pass messages into the container.
Who do normies listen to?
What subtle messages will they internalize?
"Those you trust the most."
I am not a white hat. Just an anon. When you read a Bobo post when things are this bullish, you're reading the words of a sad little man who is sidelined but is trying to mask it in irony >dumps against the market
Impressive coin, hederafags. I've never bought crypto before. What should I buy for some long term gains? Mumu
Gondola
Spurdo
Honk
Snibbu
Groyper
Basedjak
What am I missing? Eth only no basedlana. >australians will be retiring in luxury in 2055 with $500k AUD (equiv $300k USD)
>meanwhile there are anons on /biz/ saying $1m is 'literally nothing'
Your response, anon? Hello fellow PEPEbros how are we feeling today?
0,00002 is incoming How much do you think is acceptable to lie on a resume or ziprecruiter/linkedin profile? Like say using a profile picture of an attractive man on ziprecruiter? 
Welcome to the /XMR/ Monero General, dedicated to the discussion of the world's most widely adopted privacy coin.
Monero payments are anonymous, low-fee by design and fully fungible, meaning users can send XMR globally without issue and receive XMR without having to worry about tainted coins. Battle-tested privacy tech (Ring Signatures, Stealth Addresses and RingCT) ensures that critical TX data cannot be gleaned from the Monero blockchain. Thus by default, the TX history of all Monero users is kept hidden from the prying eyes of adversaries, with TXs being optionally transparent via the aid of a view key.
Monero algorithmically ensures low TX fees by employing a dynamic (elastic) block size that can "stretch" to easily accommodate sudden TX spikes.
Monero's bespoke mining algorithm, RandomX, is optimized for devices using general-purpose CPUs e.g. desktops, laptops, smartphones, tablets, keeping the barrier to entry low and ASICs out of the equation.
Monero's tail emission - 0.6 XMR every block forever - financially incentives for-profit miners to keep mining, helping boost long-term network security. This constant linear inflation asymptotically trends to zero and is offset somewhat by a steady rate of coin loss.
Monero has thus far proven to be the only altcoin capable of overcoming BTC's network effect by driving it out of the darknet economy BTC dominated for over 10 years. Monero is now also starting to overtake BTC in clearnet commerce as well. See below.
If you still have questions, feel free to ask and a MoneroChad will be with you shortly.
XMR Redpill: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=wq6w03E2DS4
XMR Resources: https://libereco.xyz/resources/
XMR Stats: moneroj.net
USE XMR: https://cryptwerk.com/pay-with/xmr/
OFFICIAL WEBSITE - getmonero.org
WHERE TO BUY XMR: https://i.imgur.com/XdppsQ7.png
Crypto ATMs: see kycnot.me
>MINING
archive.is/TWOah
HOW TO STORE MONERO?
>Desktop
Official GUI/CLI
Featherwallet
>Mobile
IOS: Cakewallet
Android: Monerujo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Nov 2011 to Nov 2013: $2 to $1242 = 621x
Aug 2015 to Dec 2017: $162 to $19804 = 122x
Dec 2018 to Nov 2021: $3124 to $69000 = 22x
Nov 2022 to current top: $15500 to $108000 = 7x
>To sum up, BTC multiplication from its bottoms:
621x >>> 122x >>> 22x >>> 7x [you are here]
Fact: Only those late to bullruns get angered by this simple reality.
Fact: Only those late to bullruns feel the need to engage in cope like "this time it's different" when faced with this reality.
Fact: Only those late to bullruns want to portray this indisputable reality as FUD or evil bear propaganda.
It is what it is, and if it angers you = you're a latefag. Simple as.
inb4 false claims that OP is saying 108k was the top this bullrun, nope; note "current". you let the thread die?
We’re on the cusp of new ATHs
And you let the thread die?
Anon I am disappointed September will be glorious. You wake up tomorrow and find out you've been asleep for 5 years and now it's 2030. Crypto is now worth $8 trillion. You check the top 10 cryptos by marketcap:
>BTC
>LTC
>HBAR
>XRP
>USDT
>LINK
>BNB
>ADA
>USDC
>ETH
How does impact your portfolio? what do you do after you get a million government points? retire? keep investing? try to for 2 million? >be Capital One
>create toxic PIP culture
>create toxic FAANG faggot self-promoting management structure
>get rid of American workers
>rely on muh precious hardworking H1B's
>get sued for cheating people out of $2 Billion in Interest
>saars redeem your code needfully and break all deposits
>people are calling for your head because they can't pay their bills/rent/car payments on time
>https://archive.is/OX7Xa
Watching faggots like this suffer is one of the universe's moments of karma. Enjoy it, Anon. Crypto has one purpose.
Only one of these can do that single purpose.
The purpose is to compute monetary transactions with coded properties.
Which one is it /biz/?
Which one is the singular invention that does that?
Which ONE is the only REAL CRYPTO? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patent_troll
Have you guys heard of companies that exist to sue people for vague patents? Patent Trolls, like uniloc, sue small companies and tie them up in court until they go bankrupt. I found out the bitcoin mining company marathon was a patent troll company while doing research.
These companies basically kill innovation to make lawyers rich on fees and companies on settlements.
https://youtu.be/c4NIFzG8NcU Day 36 of snailposting every day until LTC is at $1k USD This is my 3rd bullrun. I'm getting too old for this shit. Can't move like I used to. I've bought and sold more coins than I can remember. I've ridden the highest highs and the lowest lows. Not sure if I can make it through to the end of this one, lads. Knees weak, arms are heavy. Vomit on my sweater already. Go on without me, this time... 
>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)
>Daily reminder
[Kek Melvies]bzilp4
>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY23
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>GameStop Investor Site
investor.gamestop.com
>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices
>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk
>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled
Last time on /GME/: >>59612266
As always:
>sneed hedgies Let's take over Strategic Pepe Reserve, niggers.
This coin is at generational bottom: 24k mcap ethereum mainnet coin. There's no one leading it, and we're begging for a CTO.
There's some risk involved tho, as there is some niggers holding above 3%.
...But, if we push this, there is some serious gains with a good ass narrative here.
AAAAAAAAAAA lets take over it niggers niggers niggers niggers I am not selling eth out of spite for you faggots. I currently hold 386 eth. I don't need money, and I already have a mil in stables and fiat. I made most of it in 2020 during the DeFi summer. I know eth will pump and all of you will seethe. Cheers <3 can easily 10x it to 1 mil then 10x that into 10 mil 
Been here since 2016, finally broke into a 7-figure portfolio this morning. Thank you /biz for all the information, advice and guidance over these years. You'll see haters and trolls below, but this is my true story and I urge all you neophytes to stay the course:
>Started with a few thousand in 2016, mostly straight from ETH to alt coins that shit the bed (dentacoin, deepbrainchain, oyster pearl, etc). Tried to get a 100x and failed.
>Consolidated everything to BTC/ETH in 2018, but was a pussy and soon sold to cash. I didn't listen to wiser anons telling me to hodl. Also ignored all the chainlink ICO chatter because it seemed like a scam.
>Started stacking BTC again with every paycheck in 2019, caught the early rise before Covid. Also started stacking some LINK
>Finally listened to OG anons during the dips and fervently bought bitcoin every time I wanted to order doordash or go out. Saved more than I ever could imagine.
>Chainlink finally clicked and I started aggressively stacking more as well.
>Full disclosure, ~5% of my portfolio are in memes now like APU and CHEESE. After almost 10 years here, my senses say these projects have the most fertile ground for take-off.
>Never selling my BTC
>8-figs next
>Seriously luv you all
>WAGMI Sergey smugposting is unironically more bullish than any actual news, if you've been waiting on the sideline this is your sign to get in
screencap this and come back in a year YO YO YO ITS PUMP DAY!
Ay, what I need you to do is tag three big ass tokens under this post right here. The regret I feel telling people I own a whole bitcoin.
Normies irl keep asking when I'm selling.
I live like pauper too so lots of normies don't understand why I don't get a nicer car than my 2008 honda civic.
Any normie I talk to who kmows, just wants to talk aboit bitcoin too. I just tell them to use coinbase and DCA, but they all fall for random scams then make me feel guilty even though I told them to use a mainstream KYC exchange. i analyze 10's of 1,000's of comments and posts across every major platform (including /biz/) and generate an unbiased, purely data-driven daily summary
@scanx on substack Man I would NOT want to be a sidelines bobo right now. We’re literally hitting 120k on inauguration and they’re still waiting to buy back in at 20k fucking LOL Have you read her book /biz/? FUN fucked me out of $3k. had high hopes It's been so long but we're so close, I can feel it, I can feel the anticipation. We are so back. Did you get a seat on the ship? We're going to the moon in a few days. when am i supposed to sell my BTC? Every pullback is an opportunity Piece of shit do something. You should be around $260 
> Oh Canada!
Follow the patterns.
ALL the patterns.
What role do people play?
Focus on roles.
Focus on interactions.
Focus on lack of interactions.
Focus on groups.
What does each group focus on?
What do they not talk about?
What boundaries do they keep around their discussions? Topics that never are allowed, or memory holed if forced to acknowledge?
Do individual people stick to certain "content", personalities, or perspectives?
Too much focus?
Smart people are curious ... and there's a lot of smart people who lack of expansion and curiousity ... it's been over 2.5 years ...
Deep power, money, corruption, will do everything they need to survive. EVERYTHING.
The root goal is preservation of the money, power, and keeping fraud hidden.
Threats: MOASS, exposure of fraud.
Focus on the penultimate threats.
Think.
Think harder.
Think capture.
Everything else around GME/BBBYQ/MOASS can be sacrificed in order to keep social influence and stay at the top of the food pyramid so to speak.
EVERYTHING else can be sacrified. Only as much as is required for people to not question lack of curiousity ...
Quite a bit of non-US nationalities that are prominent social figures / influencers in this play ...
Many non-US nations. Over representation at highest levels of influence?
> Oh Canada!
> Oh Canada!
> Oh Canada!
> Sorry! GOLDEN BULLRUN GENERAL... should I close or hold until 500k profit? 300k seems a little low Give it to me straight, anons. Is this piece of shit ever going to pump? Even now it can't break out of the downtrend on the daily. 
Yes, Swift's Sibos 2025 is slated for Frankfurt, Germany, running from September 29 through October 2, 2025. Yes, both Sibos and SmartCon 2024 coincided on Chinese soil, a synchronicity that has tantalized many into speculating about a European rendezvous for SmartCon 2025. Alas, such conjecture is misplaced. Chainlink's SmartCon 2025 will unfurl its banners not in the Old World, but amidst the rugged expanses of Texas. Source? I made it up. Now, we all know Swift SR 2025 is going live this year, powered by Chainlink. But that's old news. So, what will be unveiled? Remember Angie's quote about "the new type of exchanges" that Chainlink is working with? Also this:
> Today's stock market issues with BRK.A and other assets highlight the need for an onchain financial system—one backed by decentralized infrastructure that eliminates single points of failure and reduces systemic risk across the global economy.
>The TXSE will formally file for registration with the Securities and Exchange Commission on December 1. Assuming approval, it expects to make its first trades in December [2025] and list companies early in 2026.
>It might also be nice if they [the world's largest financial institutions] had a simple development environment from which to manage all this complexity, something like a runtime environment that makes it easy to rebuild all their existing financial products and transactional flows on-chain.
>If that development environment was already integrated with their existing standards like Swift and their existing CSDs like DTCC, that would make it a lot simpler for them.
>Smart contracts are poised to revolutionize many industries by replacing the need for both traditional legal agreements and centrally automated digital agreements. I'd give it a few days before getting too excited about things. Wow i should have rebought below 20 after selling a lot at the trump pump
I never thought we would break 25 dollar this quick What will happen to RSR under the Thiel-Trump bull run? n 9 short hours the first Crypto Ball will take place in honor of the inauguration of the first Crypto President.
https://www.reuters.com/technology/trumps-inauguration-marks-new-era-cryptocurrency-2025-01-17/
If you are not holding BTC/XRP/SOL right now, you WILL be left behind.
(stinky linkies not invited, sorry!)
This is your warning.
Enjoy the ball! Day 46 of snailposting every day until ETH is at 10k Should I buy 10 link or go all in on XRP?
Or should I sell some of my XRP and go 50/50 into XRP and Link Bros don't miss this.... 200% and trump isnt even in office yet. Decentrailzed crypto made by JPMorgan who just had their best year EVER and the CEO served on trumps previous advisory board. Insiders are pumping but im sure announcements are coming soon Because of one man. Vitalik "the asian pussy slayer" Buterin. The price of ETH MUST go up. Why? Because Vitalik loves tight asian pussy so much, that he needs the price to go up in order to fund his habit of slaying yellow gash. He'll do whatever it takes to pump the price of ETH. Such is the power of asian pussy.
Never forget that White cock is injection-molded, hammer-forged, sand-polished for asian vagina. Every inch of that alabaster rod is destined to be swallowed by tight, dripping gook lips. Just imagine the incredible ball-draining satisfaction a white dick can only experience snugged deep in the impossibly tight embrace of hot asian pussy. Thick pulsing jets of hot white jizz milked mercilessly from testicles of unbroken snow-pure lineage going back thousands of years, only to dump in mind-melting ejaculatory bliss all over the fertile cervix of a yellow female. What are the financial implications of a cryptographic Ai agent with medicinal knowledge few posses that would be readily available for you to prompt and gain access into the arcane and secret wisdom of the ancients? I have $1.5M after 8 years in crypto and if crypto goes parabolic I will be rich, but the fact is there are a lot of people with more money than me and all they have to do is put $2M in today and they'll mog my returns without any of the suffering I've been through. i've seen some anon posted this a while ago, which was nice. This is updated to today (the only thing that gets updated is the current price line).
Look at how nicely it's following the path with the current pump, like clockwork.
Remember that vertical whilte lines mark the dates to sell (local tops) and the green ones to rebuy (local bottoms), if you want to try to swing. I'll personally sell some and the end of march just in case, and rebuy in the summer.
Good luck anons. https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20250114592626/en/Newly-Launched-Permuto-Capital-Announces-Filing-of-Registration-Statement-for-New-Type-of-Equity-Product
Just read it and think about it.
Chia is the project that will actually drive value and hence 100x What coins on the piss ecosystem should i buy? Not stopping. ETH will hit $10k BTC
XRP
SOL
SUI
DOGE
in that order I've been working for 15 years and my portfolio just hit the same amount of money as I've earned from wageslaving for that entire time. I'm gonna sell all my Litecoin at this top the n buy back after it dumps and before the spot ETF is approved BTC, LTC, XRP, DOGE, HBAR. That was all you had to buy, every other coin was idiot distraction. Kleros is literally being used by actual governments to resolve actual court cases and /biz/ is still fudding?
Yeah, I’m thinking there are going to be mass suicides on here for those who don’t buy Most adopted blockchain by organizations. Currently adopted by 70,000 organizations making it more adopted than Ethereum, solana, hedera and all of the top 100 put together. The upside potential is massive here. Or are you retards gonna wait until every election in Europe is being held on Tezos? GODDAMN I HATE WORKING WITH FUCKING WOMEN! AND YOU CAN'T CALL THEM OUT OR ELSE IT'S "SEXIST".
These fucking cunts will message you incessantly during negotiations to the point that it feels like emotional abuse. Men respect boundaries, but I swear, women have no fucking boundaries because no one can call them out. They will bicker and nitpick you into exhaustion. It used to be you'd only get nagged by your wife but now you have armies of cunts raping you endlessly via email and text. it turns out, it was all part of the plan ... >inb4 >>>/v/
Why is inflation always so happily accepted by the common folk? I have never understood this. Whenever I see the price of any good go up, I immediately call bullshit and use the power of not opening my wallet.
Obviously with staples like eggs this isn't so easy, but look at shit like the 4chan Passes costing more. There's no explanation, because they don't actually have one. They're just making it more expensive because retards always embrace it.
So I have to wonder, at what point does inflation become this self-fulfilling prophecy? Has it literally always been? The cattle normalfags think there are these mysterious external factors to price gouging when it's just some faggot in a suit realizing they'll keep buying the slop anyways. So much so, that more people will DEFEND the practice. How the fuck did we get to this stage? Crypto.com first to score MICA license. Hope you’re ready for the moon I will sell it all at $1,000 EOY Instead of making a cryptop shill thread i wanted to talk about starting a business today. What would you start with? What are your thoughts on franchising businesses? If you already are a business owner feel free to talk about your journey. I have so much disposable income but I have no idea what to invest into WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT! THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING! VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE! The Don of Dump is gonna be making some changes come Monday... You all know the reason why. You just don't want to admit it because you dare not insult "the king" "the grand daddy" or whatever stupid title you want to give it. Lower lows on the 1M.
What do we think LINKsissies? >you now remember BAT
I need a dose of hopium or I may die 
>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)
>Daily reminder
[Kek Melvies]bzilp4
>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY23
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>GameStop Investor Site
investor.gamestop.com
>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices
>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk
>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled
Last time on /GME/: >>59605787
As always:
>sneed hedgies OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >Everyone, including normies, is expecting crypto to shoot up right after Trumps inauguration
You know what this means right? Another day of humiliation edition My portfolio is 50% Link, 50% XRP
Am I gmi? Hey niggas I got that KNS How much do I need/year to live comfortably (or even frugally) in Thailand?
America is fucked and I'm tired of living here There is a crypto project (that I won't mention, but is on top 100) that is creating an ecosystem to provide governance, that includes reputation, privacy and identity.
They propose the creation of a "digital nation state", that even considers digital land, and use various tokens for different levels of governance.
From a political and/or business perspective, would you be interested in it? Is the current price of $105,125 higher or lower than the all-time high of $108,268? Ethereum doesn't let our Pepe grow bros, wat do Insider here. Trump is saying good things about [my coin]. Buy [my coin] and you will be rich. Do NOT buy Chainlink. What did the most damage to your portfolio in 2024? To my shame, syncus and Linu really shit the bed. FUCK SUI
FUCK STELLAR
FUCK SHIB
FUCK HBAR
FUCK TON
FUCK DOT
FUCK LTC
FUCK BCH Am I going to make it? Literally hoping any of these moonshots so that I can dump it all on chainlink. I want to be 100% all in on Chainlink by next month >took some gains
>use it in an online casino
>casino took it away bitfuck bought another billy. say thank you for his limp dick pump LUNC is going to BABOOOOONNNAAAA I am $600,000 short at $101k. Bitcoin is going to dump back into the channel to the 90s and I am going to profit greatly. If it doesn't, at least my thread will be funny. i put down the za and my life changed for the better. Remember the fed insider? Please man let me win some fukin trades Bitch i got that Algoraand Hey /biz/ bros, /fit/izen here.
I can’t help but notice how some of you have absurd amounts of LINK, XRP, and alt coins.
Do you just buy every new coin that comes out and pray it’ll skyrocket to make up for past losses, or what the fuck is going on? >these are the places your mom and dad go to and blow their retirement Dominic Williams is a Cicada 3301 member who solved the puzzle and was accepted into the organization. They created the idea for the Internet Computer (codename TYLER) and then funded it with their massive wealth from getting into Bitcoin early. They are whales and have huge control over the markets, yet are unknown. There were many TYLER candidates in the past but they didn't live up to all of the requirements of building a free, un-censorable web. Their price actions are being advertised on the Veri Doctores YouTube channel as seen with the changing titles last year and in early 2021. Why? To attract a small number of likeminded individuals, those who enjoy puzzles, reason, and have an affiliation for anti-establishment, pro-freedom political perspectives. So that they will control a substantial portion of future of the Web, shielding it from the enemies of freedom and reason. I need 1 milly
Think I’m gonna go all in on 14dte Tesla puts >BitFUCK isn’t breaking ATH this cycle.
Sorry mumus, better luck next time Another day of APU doing fuck all >AI will solve the mortality problem.
>The Golden Bullrun will solve the autist wealth disparity problem. How does pumping crypto help US dollar dominance? Marco Rubio is the new Secretary of State btw. Have I been abused by the markets? I don't feel like I deserve these gains right now Mumus are trying to trick my out of my position Should I ape $1k into this right now? Realized it was made 2 weeks ago by the same creators of Fartcoin (1.5b). Currently 3m marketcap on Raydium. FUCK BTC, I KEPT WAITING FOR THE PULLBACK TO ENTER, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PULLBACK, IT CAN'T KEEP GOING IN A STRAIGHT LINE REEEEEEEEEEEEE Everyone is expecting it. Something seems off Swift is actually going live. This year. July-Nov. It's happening. Trillions are coming onchain. Don't fuck this up, anon. You realize most bobos here are mumus just trolling right? I talked a colleague into selling his XRP right before the pump last year and buy LINK, and now he’s so butthurt that he’s talking about filing a lawsuit against me >mfw BTC goes 0.01 USD lower
it's fucking over isn't it And I've never felt better in years. No more X fagfluencers rugging me is a good start. Look at all that juicy leverage down to 99k just begging to be liquidated I am yelling WHITE PEOPLE!
saaars There's no token for the L2, right? What is the play here? Or is it a rugpull like PEPU? 
https://x.com/zachxbt/status/1880045353648681354
This happened yesterday and king ZachXBT said coinbase has a fraud problem much worse than other US exchanges.
So this got me thinking and imo, they actually don't. It's a user problem caused by their business model. Coinbase wants to do business with all the normies who have no crypto or tech skills, and they've been very successful at capturing majority US market share. Somewhere between 70-100 million users. And for the same reason Windows has all the viruses, coinbase has all the scammers. They have the dumbest users in high numbers, with big wallets to drain.
Just take one look at r/coinbase, it's full of people who can barely use grammar all shocked and trying to warn others about basic scams. "Help I contacted customer service [probably on twitter] and let someone fix my account with remote desktop, now all my money is gone! Coinbase is a scam!"
So why would scammers waste their time going after kraken or binanceUS users? Of course you're going to see less fraud reports from those exchanges. And with that many normie users getting scammed 24/7, during a bullrun, of course their customer service is going to get slow and overloaded. I’m only few weeks in and this shit sucks major donkey balls. I’m suppose to spend 50% of my day from Monday to Friday in a cubicle
I don’t even do my work, just automate everything with AI and pajeets but I’m still so fucking bored out of my fuckintg mind and I’m suppose to do this til I am 50?? Do you guys have a bag of Morpho? 50% on the weekly, it's coinbase chosen app for their loan service. Currently sitting on the 129th position by marketcap and going up. Your president is about to make you rich, you did stock up before the big launch, didn't you? Tell me how to get rich with 250k. I am so fucking frustrated. Please help me I've bought over 30k of this 9gag coin, was 2x back in march but didn't sell, now I'm down 60%.
Can biz save me? All i have to do to whine all day about your dirty trick at 420?
Yes now keep dumping btc it ll bring it down or not!
If u read this Fucking kike stab yourself with a dreidel! I kind of feel like drinking an hour to get Popeyes
Is this financially feasible? 
