Board: /biz/
"/biz/ - Business & Finance" is 4chan's imageboard for the discussion of business and finance, and cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin and Dogecoin.
This board is for the discussion of topics related to business, economics, financial markets, securities, currencies (including cryptocurrencies), commodities, etc -- as well as topics relating to starting and running a business.
Discussions of government policy must be strictly limited to economic policies (fiscal and monetary). Discussions of a political nature should be posted on >>>/pol/. Global Rule 3 is also obviously in effect.
Note: /biz/ is NOT a place for ADVERTISING or SOLICITING. Do NOT use it to promote your business, ventures, or anything you may have an interest in. Anything that looks remotely like advertising or soliciting will be removed. Begging/asking (including tipping) for cryptocurrencies or asking for money/capital is also strictly forbidden. What does my net worth have to be before I can fuck this woman? This year is just making me more stressed about the crypto market. Why does it keep dumping? Seriously, how many more dips before we can finally say it’s altcoin season? Do people really make money shit coin gambling? Idk I have an ape brain so Ive seen 100x gains and am just curious? Where are the people who said "token not needed"? How do I long American genocide? 
Previous: >>60064865
>Buy XRP on:
Coinbase, Binance, Bitrue, Uphold, Robinhood, Kraken, Kucoin, etc
>Why hold XRP?
https://youtu.be/5urrOWO0KDI
>Newfag Tutorial:
https://youtu.be/23Yn5GdYpJc
>XRPL Guide:
https://xrpl.guide
>XRPL Explorer:
https://bithomp.com
>XRPL Richlist:
https://rich-list.info
>Latest News:
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/XRPUSD/news/?exchange=CRYPTO
>X:
https://x.com/JoelKatz
https://x.com/bgarlinghouse
https://x.com/Ripple
https://x.com/RippleXDev
https://x.com/WietseWind
https://x.com/SMQKEDQG
>The Myth of Market Cap:
http://galgitron.net/Post/The-Myth-of-Market-Cap---Version-2
>XRP FUD BINGO:
https://fudbingo.com
>ANTI-FUD:
https://pastebin.com/ZESsmqB8
>Lore:
https://pastebin.com/Z39w20qf
https://X.com/bearableguy123
https://x.com/FoJAk3 [Mr. Pool archives]
>Schizo Ramblings:
https://pastebin.com/YHwQrGDW
>Past /XSG/ Threads:
https://pastebin.com/pZdQbREq
>What wallet do I use?
Hot storage - Xaman, Gem Wallet, Crossmark or Bifrost
Cold storage - Paper/Metal or Ledger/D’CENT
Paper Wallet - https://pastebin.com/zFL8nJXd Is it still possible to start a fresh channel and make money with this? I never wanted to have a real job And just like that, we're never forced to fight for real-estate on /b/ ever again 
As we all know, anything not on ICP is hosted on AWS (aka not real crypto) and that ruse will be up within a few years as the web2 <-> web3 link gets exploited by more and more powerful hacks backed by AI. Ondo, link, xrp etc are all scams.
Eventually all data is moving on chain and only ICP can host it. This should be obvious to everyone paying attention. All other crypto is clearly a jeet scam.
Now, let's talk trends
1. RWA will move exclusively onto ICP, (unless something with such tech comes along with 500 GB smart contracts). Also RWA will be absolutely hyped.
2. Global financial uncertainty is going to make the gold narrative explode, especially as gold surpasses 10k usd/oz.
3. DAOs that are fully on chain will explode (none of that hosted on AWS ETH bullshit that's now called a DAO). Actual web3 daos will replace corporations over the coming decade or 2.
All 3 of these are hit by Goldao (X @gldrwa )
They already have huge max staked icp reserves (500k max staked and bringing icp weekly to stakers of goldao in perpetuity). They give goldao tokens weekly to stakers, and of course OGY and WTN tokens to stakers with a current APY of 39%, each 4 years is a halving of goldao rewards (icp, ogy, and wtn stay the same) which will make scarcity go up.
Theyre also coming out with a USDG backed by physical tokenized gold (GLDT) which is redeemable for physical via Metalor in Switzerland. A fully gold backed dollar controlled by a DAO? Will be an absolute hit.
USDG will have a fee for use that will go towards stakers, aka juicing that APY even more.
Now what happens when dollar collapse occurs and it undercuts Tether and USDC? Gold backed usd will skyrocket, and Goldao is primed to do that.
Tl:Dr. Buy some and stake it and roll the rewards over into more goldao, you won't regret it in a year or 2. Also AMA, I'm a bit of an insider, know the devs, love the project.
Love gold
Love icp
Love rwa
Simple as 
Who is going to buy your bags? Every limp dick faggot begging for an alt season bought their alts years ago, and think that, because of some magical timing structure, some idiot with a lot of money is going to pump their bags to the point they can sell the top and never have to work again. This happened to some people in 2018 and 2021 because few people knew what crypto was outside of Bitcoin, and there was a narrative that Bitcoin was this old outdated piece of trash that could easily get replaced by better tech. Now the narrative is bitcoin is the only crypto worth anyone's time, and 99.99999% of tokens are not needed. Add to the mix that 99% of the altcoins normies hear about are pump and dumps that take literal hours or even minutes to play out, and you begin to realize that no one is coming to save you.
It's fucking over. You are too late. There are too many useless idiots like you who thought buying digital nothing was their ticket to a level of financial freedom few people ever get the ability to experience. The only reason you heard about this get rich quick scheme is because everyone heard about it, and now there's no new idiots left. Everyone who could have possibly bought your bags now know that you're just waiting for the right time to dump on them and never touch the stuff again as it draws down 99.9%. 
Based edition
>Why Gold & Silver?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI [Embed]
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A [Embed]
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo [Embed]
>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos [Embed]
>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/(US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/(EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/(Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/(Other rare metals)
more at:https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE
>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world/
>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en/
https://silverseek.com/
https://www.silverdoctors.com/
https://www.mining.com/
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/
>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com/(US)
https://eu.compare.pm/(EU)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle/(DE/EU)
>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins/
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide/
https://www.coinflation.com/
http://coinapps.com/
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation/
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa/
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK
>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM [Embed]
https://www.usgs.gov/programs/mineral-resources-program/science
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X
>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo [Embed]
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY [Embed]
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k [Embed]
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database
Previous Thread: >>60091465 Seems cheap since they launched Open Beta for their new product yesterday
https://x.com/Truebitprotocol/status/1906752634226163949
Also its tokennomics makes it at least performing as good as Ethereum 
Low entropy is being able to do cocaine for the first time.
Low entropy is knowing how to drive manual.
Low entropy is the ability to hop on a plane and travel anywhere at any time.
Low entropy is writing a message in the genesis block.
Low entropy is being able to verify the truth of any bit of information.
Low entropy is having an orchard.
Low entropy is being educated by the wisest scholars from every field.
Low entropy is knowing how to tie knots.
Low entropy is having a make-it stack of [redacted].
Low entropy is the squirrel with a surplus stash of nuts.
Low entropy is seeing a military parade from a marble balcony.
Low entropy is knowing the supply chain of every product you consume.
Low entropy is having multiple partners who are all unaware of each other.
Low entropy is knowing the nuclear launch codes.
Low entropy is housing a local copy of all your favourite media with backups.
Low entropy is a boxer that will best every bout.
Low entropy is having a guy for everything.
Low entropy is being unconventionally attractive in a room full of conventionally attractive people.
Low entropy is making the Calhoun shot.
Low entropy is the fattest polar bear.
Low entropy is spring.
Low entropy was the Earth before us.
Travel the path towards low entropy to help you, your friends, and your family to live and propagate.
Increasing entropy in hedonistic pursuits is shameful. Day 1347 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M Bitcoin or ibit on fidelity? I thought I lost you forever Linkbros. I almost signed up for a twatter account to find you all. I was so sad today. I choose to invest in hypergamy. What GOLDUSD does it take to wake you up? 3500? 3750? 4000? 6000? I’m a total noob. Wanting to get into crypto without doing any gambling bullshit. What do you guys think about buying BTC? Will it hit a low that’s worth buying in at? That's really funny. NYSE doesn't. I’m not expecting an altcoin season anymore, I’ve already lost hope. I just don’t see any signs of it coming. Change my mind anon. I’ve never seen 4chan this dead. The only people left are absolutely braindead retards. Where did everyone go? Or is the entire message board format dead? Even Goldmach Sachs thinks there's a 35% chance of a black swan event. Do with this info what you want. 
Hole edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business
>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings
>Misc smg:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
Previously on /smg/ : >>60090635 just easily 5x to 500k and then 2x that into 1 mil. I'm poor so insanely poor I only eat once every three days i haven't spoke to my family in years and i have no friend
please all i want is someone to bring me up and give me some dream that i could never fill in my life
/biz/ make my dream come true anything helps thank you Jesus
33VGRPdgzcp6SVHnkrkSQBNujGzboyg83E 
>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)
>Daily reminder
[Kek Melvies]bzilp4
>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE
>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY23 & '24 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/
>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices
>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk
>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled
Last time on /GME/: >>60064118
As always:
>sneed hedgies Be me
>wife not working
>kid’s expenses increased gradually
>wife and kids constantly wasting money on unnecessary instant gratification
>everyone depend on me working to make end meets
>everyday feel like my life is at the verge of collapse if anything turn out unexpected i would be in a world of hurt
>how long would it last? Idk man I think nobody know the living hell I’m in. Is it just me? Or is it just me? e-begging is a swarm of cyber hornets serving the goddess of wisdom, feeding on the fire of truth, exponentially growing ever smarter, faster, and stronger behind a wall of encrypted energy. So whats the deal with Luna am I right? I haven't touched or looked at the crypto market in a few years but I did pretty well following /biz/ advice a while back until I spent it all NEETing out. What should I buy today if I want to get back in? Do we still get good moons like before? Why is everyone here still fixated on crypto when some regular stocks made better profit over the past couple of years? it must go higher to be notice again ;( Gentlemen, with how slow and shit /biz/ is now, I fear it may be the end for us. A number of other boards have already been culled. 
>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)
>Daily reminder
[Kek Melvies]bzilp4
>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE
>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY23 & '24 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/
>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices
>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk
>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled
Last time on /GME/: >>60086036
As always:
>sneed hedgies I just ordered some onions so I don't have to cook so I can focus 99% of my waking hours on making money
>b-but testosterone
Testosterone lowers IQ This country could genuinely be a bona fide autarky
>400 million people
>vast and diverse natural resources
>productivity oriented culture
They literally don't need anybody else. They could self produce, work on fixing their domestic situation, build a literal utopia by keeping the world's dregs out. According to Blackrock, there now is only a 32% chance of a Black Swan Event being priced in. Do with this info what you wish. >I buy one coin it dumps
>I research research research buy coin it pumps a little bit and dumps
>I sell coin it pumps for no reason
>I decide to forever hold no matter what it dumps and never recovers
I thought my life was a tragedy but it's actually comedy gold >Cucks out the worlds most powerful company
How do I long the glorious CCP and it's forever victorious march towards world hegemony? India has the highest average tariff rate in the world.
Why don't europoors bitch about them? >$17,703 in monthly fees
>600+ employees
Do the shills realize that Chainlink's main source of revenue is from your donations?
This is supposed to be the "Future of Finance" where Chainlink brings everything onchain?
>$17,073 a month How much do you think pureblood will go for in the future? >$LINK stakers will be feasting this year, you didn’t unstake did you anon?
>feasting
>$13
>-90%
>for 4% in dead shitcoin Post best princess and your investments, so that she can send them to the moon.
Her tiny butt excites me so. Why do finance people commit suicide when they lose their money? There's plenty of talk that Iran and the United States could strike Iran any day now (see below).
>>502081546
>>502081747
>>502085158
>>502087647
>Inb4 "Nothing ever happens"
Yes I KNOW nothing ever happens... but what if? October 7 happened, who's to say we won't get another payday? >Gives you cheapies before Golden Bullrun
Have you even said thank you? Is Q2 going to be any different? Are we actually getting rotations, or is this just another cycle where only the top dogs eat while everything else suffers? What’s the game plan now? Keep holding, rotate, or just full degen into memes and pray? The relief rally is priced in right? 
It’s fucked honestly. I live in a townhouse with 2.5% mortgage and no other debt, 2 paid off cars with my wife. No kids yet
PITI: $2235
Car insurance/gas/tolls (2 cars): $504
Internet, phone, natural gas, water, electric: $394
Subscriptions (gym membership, her Pilates classes, streaming, life insurance): $413
Groceries, consumables, personal care products: $620
Sinking fund contributions (travel, home/car repair, phone upgrade/computer upgrade every 3yrs): $1180
Total: $5347
Then add random stuff like gifts, concert tickets, restaurants, other bullshit that pops up and you bring it to low/mid $6000’s. So I pretty much need to make $100k before taxes to break even.
Once the kids come I expect this to increase by at least $4000 a month so I’ll need to bring home $10k a month post tax just to tread water. This means we will need to earn about $170k pre tax to have all of our bills paid.
If we cut back a lot by having no vacations, no eating out, only doing free or cheap actives, upgrading devices every 5-6 years instead of 3, and maybe sell a car we could get it down to $130-40k pretax but that would be a significant lifestyle cut.
Life is so fucking expensive if you want to have a woman in your life and kids. I know broke 21 year old fags here will laugh at me because they live in a shitbox with bills under 1k a month but when you become a fully grown adult in a 1st world country life gets expensive FAST. Serious question, when do YOU think we are going to hit $1? Greed has always been your problem! >Hooters files for bankruptcy
Is this the recession indicator people are looking for? post your make it house after the golden bullrun >rally into liberation day
you know what that means... who is margin and why is he calling me Looks like this is it, for me, linkbros. I slipped up and bought a shitbox money pit house and though I will be suing the builder I have no way to cover the insane expenses up front other than to start selling off my LINK. Held every LINK and only accumulated since 2017, never sold. Now I have no fucking choice.
Will need to sell 10k at current prices to cover everything, which is half my stack. Feels pretty fucking bad. Thought for sure I would have made it by now and a blunder like this wouldn't have cost me so badly, but now I am probably never retiring early. GUYS LOOK IT'S PUMPING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>APRIL FOOLS KEK BAGGIES BTFO Are (You) BUYING or SHORTING before the Direct 2 Switch this Tuesday? Redpill me on van life. What are the hidden costs? Is it a good way to travel? I'm in 6 figure hell and need a change. 
The plantation owner walked through the fields, his eyes taking in the acres of cotton and tobacco. It was his land, his property, his ownership. He was the master of all he surveyed, and he knew it. The thought made his heart race with a sense of power and control. He had worked hard to achieve this level of success, and he was determined to enjoy it to the fullest.
As he walked through the fields, he saw a young black maid, her skin glistening with sweat as she toiled in the hot sun. He had seen her around the plantation before, but he had never paid much attention to her. She was just another piece of property, after all.
But as he watched her now, something stirred within him. He couldn't quite put his finger on it, but there was something about her that was different. Something that made him feel... aroused.
He approached her slowly, his eyes fixed on her curvaceous form. She looked up at him, a look of fear in her eyes. He could tell that she knew what was about to happen, but he didn't care. He was the owner, and she was his property.
With a fierce determination, he grabbed her by the arm and dragged her into the nearby barn. She struggled against him, but he was too strong. He threw her down onto a pile of hay and began to tear at her clothes. Hi /biz/ newfag here.
I got 10€ worth of btc a few days ago from uphold. I plan to get other coins next month.
Is there a multicoin self custodial wallet you guys recommend?
Ideally something open-source/trusted? thank god that shit is over >he fell for the april fools fake pump I'm def about to hear it from my job for taking a personal day after they kept me until 11 on a project that's probably going to fall through anyway because apparently we're flying blind on submission reqs? (It was literally my first time putting one of these packages together, with multiple people either coming to me to ask what needs to be in, or losing their cool as I'm scrambling to keep things organized.)
How the hell has society survived boomer stewardship of the economy? 
Welcome to the /XMR/ Monero General, dedicated to the discussion of the world's most widely adopted privacy coin.
Monero payments are anonymous, low-fee by design and fully fungible, meaning users can send XMR globally without issue and receive XMR without having to worry about tainted coins. Battle-tested privacy tech (Ring Signatures, Stealth Addresses and RingCT) ensures that critical TX data cannot be gleaned from the Monero blockchain. Thus by default, the TX history of all Monero users is kept hidden from the prying eyes of adversaries, with TXs being optionally transparent via the aid of a view key.
Monero algorithmically ensures low TX fees by employing a dynamic (elastic) block size that can "stretch" to easily accommodate sudden TX spikes.
Monero's bespoke mining algorithm, RandomX, is optimized for devices using general-purpose CPUs e.g. desktops, laptops, smartphones, tablets, keeping the barrier to entry low and ASICs out of the equation.
Monero's tail emission - 0.6 XMR every block forever - financially incentives for-profit miners to keep mining, helping boost long-term network security. This constant linear inflation asymptotically trends to zero and is offset somewhat by a steady rate of coin loss.
Monero has thus far proven to be the only altcoin capable of overcoming BTC's network effect by driving it out of the darknet economy BTC dominated for over 10 years. Monero is now also starting to overtake BTC in clearnet commerce as well. See below.
If you still have questions, feel free to ask and a MoneroChad will be with you shortly.
XMR Redpill: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=wq6w03E2DS4
XMR Resources: https://libereco.xyz/resources/
XMR Stats: moneroj.net
USE XMR: https://cryptwerk.com/pay-with/xmr/
OFFICIAL WEBSITE - getmonero.org
WHERE TO BUY XMR: https://i.imgur.com/XdppsQ7.png
Crypto ATMs: see kycnot.me
>MINING
archive.is/TWOah
HOW TO STORE MONERO?
>Desktop
Official GUI/CLI
Featherwallet
>Mobile
IOS: Cakewallet
Android: Monerujo Thank fuck the boards are back Spent all day making new art and socials.. This shit cost me $200 This is a very bullish thread. Post your bullish narratives, style on bears, get ready for the huge pumps that are coming. >biz goes down
>bitcoin pumps
>biz goes back online
>bitcoin dumps Just do it already, I hate sitting on cash. I no longer carry a chipper attitude about the whole thing. So why did we pump yesterday? Even with the Tariffs going ahead Day 1346 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M Alt coins you're holding?
Most alts are at the floor and I'm looking for 1,000%+ potential here
Right now I have
>LINU Luna INU
>APU
Burn, LINU, Burn! Some new motto we're saying apparently since we are burning $1 of linu to see a fresh pair of tits from e-whores
Sex always sells
Also, if you pitch a alt and the liq isn't locked then don't bother. All of the coin orders have been shipped out, except a small handful that are being held back due to special requests from their buyers. If you ordered a coin, check your inbox for an email with tracking info, and let me know if you have any questions.
>The Mare, The Myth, The Legend
This coin commemorates our daughteru Verity, the winner of Miss /mlp/ 2021. For anyone who doesn't know who she is, her story can be found here: https://files.catbox.moe/ahigsi.png
>The Design
Batsy was kind enough to provide a portrait of Verity for the obverse, and the reverse features the iconic Miss /mlp/ 2021 trophy first posted by /mlp/>>37848529. The trophy is surrounded by an upright-facing horseshoe for good luck, as well as the classic MARES border from the last coin. Pic related is the most recent render from Osborne.
>The Future
In this thread we're hoping to gauge interest for a 4cc THREE STARS coin. I can't make any guarantees yet, but I think it's an opportunity worth exploring. The Season of Perpetual Hope is finally over. Long pregnant and the baby is finally here!
Announcement on 3/31
Opening presents = start of trading and cash in accounts 4/7
The cat says goodbye 4/20
Expect everything meme to skyrocket. GME, Bitcoin, RDDT, HOOD, CHWY, everything if you're poor as shit, why not just commit a crime and get sent to prison? free food shelter. plus you get to commit a crime of your choosing. That holder count is highly suspicious, it's 65k since the first time someone posted here weeks ago. Alt season is about to commence That's the post. You have been warned again. Where does Saylor keep getting a Billion dollars to top blast Bitcoin? Has anyone checked to see if its money laundering? To my knowledge his company sells software, but i've never seen anyone talk about using it. >Trump pussies out tonight after market closes
>Markets skyrocket tomorrow
I thought markets were supposed to be hard to predict but it's literally so easy working with? Meanwhile Paul Atkins was advisor and shareholder of Securitize. Hmm.... Im good in math and physics, speak german as native language and english on c1 level who is right? As a Bobo, I trust Atlanta fed Yeah we crashing tomorrow If AI takes over all the jobs who will buy the products if nobody has any money? can someone plz splain all this AI agent hype bullshit to me? Why the fuck is goatse and fartcoin so popular and also why is this truth terminal thing shilling newly launched shitcoins? Hate to break it to you. The age of easy money is over. You should have bought in 2016. Yes there might be another bull run but guess what, you'll do 2x or 3x at best because the market caps are already enormous, that's not gonna be yacht on a private island type of money. More like used honda civic type of money.
I'm all for wishful thinking and optimism but if you understand how money works you would definitely see that you're grasping for straws here and that's really not how you get rich.
The ones who made it big have been out of the game for years now. They just know. Mainnet 10bps hardfork is today, mainnet deployment for 10bps is May 5th
What are your predictions considering the shitty as trashy piece of shit market we are currently experiencing? Openai mascot dog. It's going to a 100m minimum. I warned you. I have less than 15 days to pay like 35k in taxes.
IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF. IM NOT SELLING ANY OF MY MOTHER FUCKING BAGS YOU NIGGERS.
IM GOING DOWN IN FUCKING FLAMES AND TAKING EVERYONE WITH ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I noticed ETH's 200 WMA has started to trend downward, so I asked Grok about it WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT VINEBROS it's going to 50k isn't it You just needed to sell the top, it's not that hard to be successful... Now you need to buy the bottom (30K)
If you were holding anything but Bitcoin i don't feel sorry for you - just like i don't feel sorry for real estate "investors" who are going to be forced to sell the dip when they lose their job next year
Have a good day,
Bulgarian bro I met this guy and he says he'll buy as much potato mushroom smoothie as I can make and sell at price; how do I short the smoothie market and get leverage in potato futures at the same time? >europeans wake up
>market pumps
>americans wake up
>market dumps
*cackles* is everyone depressed or something? why? just buy the dip. what the fuck is going on AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOTTOM SELLERS i told you to invest in Greece but no you knew better right ? 
Two days before the day after tomorrow edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business
>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings
>Misc smg:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
Previously on /smg/ : >>60088797 Now's the time
https://www.know1124.com/2025/04/why-vistra-nyse-vst-could-be-smart.html I skimped and scraped my way to 18k over the course of the past year. Did it by applying the boomer dave ramsey technique which consisted of driving a shitbox, working extra hours and eating rice, beans and ramen for 11 exhausting months. I'm not very savvy when it comes to finance bro lingo or anything related to stocks, index funds, etf's or whatever, but I cannot just let my money rot in a 4% APY savings account any longer. I need some solid direction. Not asking for a fucking lecture, just any sort of nod towards what I could use to maximize its growth. I refuse to ask on reddit as well. Thanks. >/biz/ horribly inefficient
>4chan efficiency is not shutting it down >DUDE JUST BUY THE DIP LMAO
if tariffs succeed then we become an insular economy. if tariffs fail then we won't bounce back 100% because we just destroyed our goodwill and reputation. there's a chance that we could end up like japan, where DIP BUYERS will be bagholders for 35+ years.
however, it will be far worse than japan. at least their economy manages ~0% inflation. our equities will be flat and we will be assraped by 2-3% (aka 5-8% real world) inflation. Those “People” don’t joke. Will the WEF save Humanity or destroy it? all these threads and not one about KTA being up almost 40% today. Is everyone on this board braindead or are we not letting anyone else in on KTA until its at several hundred million mcap? If so I'll be cool and not talk about it again til then did you hear? build rewards are coming out. link marines are gonna be rich as fuck. $400k USD air drop per full wallet baby Would you like to see /biz/ play in the Spring 4chan cup? It’s not going to make you rich and it’s status as a storage of value is questionable.
Sell all your BTC and buy ETH or you’re going to miss out. Freedom day will be the announcement of freedom from most taxes and we will gigapump
You retards 
>it's mid-2024
>economy making a clear and obvious recovery from COVID lows
>Trump wins election
>market pumps even more
>inflation is unironically heading for a soft landing
>all he has to do is keep the momentum going, which is possible to do in tandem with his cost-cutting and deportation efforts
>even some sensible tariffs here and there would be completely fine so as to spur domestic investment over the next few years
>quite literally inheriting the strongest economic recovery seen in decades
>would take someone who isn't just a retard but also an omega narcissist who doesn't know their own mental limits to fuck things up
>"WE WILL TAKE GREENLAND, POSSIBLY BY FORCE"
>"WE WILL ECONOMICALLY DESTROY CANADA SO WE CAN ANNEX THEM"
>"WE WILL IMPOSE MASSIVE MARKET-WIDE TARIFFS TO OUR CLOSEST TRADING PARTNERS"
>"WAIT LET'S WALK THAT ONE BACK"
>"ACTUALLY FUCK YOU IT'S BACK ON AGAIN"
>"WE WILL ALSO STACK ON TARIFFS LIKE THEY'RE JENGA ON HEAVILY TRADED ITEMS THAT WEAVE ACROSS OUR BORDERS LIKE AUTO PARTS"
>"ACTUALLY LET'S STOP THAT FOR JUST A MONTH (so car companies can use their magic beans to grow new amercian factories)"
>"NOW WE'RE IMPOSING TARIFFS ON LITERALLY EVERY IMPORT FROM EVERY COUNTRY THAT HAS A SALES TAX"
>"ALSO WE'RE GOING TO BOMB IRAN"
I almost made it. I fucking hate everything. 
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business
>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings
>Misc smg:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
Previously on /smg/ : >>60082524 board deletion in 3...2...1... Just imagine this fat fuck shoveling 5 McDonald's full meals and scrolling through his iPhone with his greasy fingers. His phone screen is already shiny because of all that Big Mac sauce and grease from the buns but he doesn't care. At one point he smiles, leans back and lets a big fart out, slowly whispering " We are up today. These idiots believed the 10M TPS scam".
Then he proceeds finishing his gargantuan meal while talking to a PR/marketing roastie about ramping up the ads for his scam coin.
Later on, he is writing on Discord while sitting on the toilet and taking an enormous and foul smelling dump about his benchmarks and how they will revolutionize the global payment system.
Anons, being fat also has moral consequences. How can you put your money in a coin backed by a human which regards greediness and laziness as his main traits? You did lock in for the biggest one day memecoin day right? If Bitcoin doesn't do a 2X from last cycles top this cycle, how over actually is it? Every pullback is an opportunity Best place to start a paper trading account (or multiple)? I want to start a paper trading account so I can have something to show to firms as I apply to analyst/research trading roles, but I'm not sure which is the best for a burger like me to use... Also not sure if I should open one and put all my effort into it, or open multiple so I can take things a few different ways and showcase whatever turns out best for my interviews... Im down 82% i want to die What's the play for Liberation (of Israel) Day? Short VIX? How have these things become so prevalent and normalized in society? I expected them to die after covid but their revenue just keeps increasing. I know people in default on like 5 maxed out credit cards and they still have hundreds of dollars worth of fast food slop sent to their house every week. What broader market trend does this represent? Lend us your energy /biz/. If your board goes down you are welcome to come to /a/. Only with your help can we defeat the vtuber menace.
Invest in your board's future by setting up refugee threads. Even if you don't join us WE CAN'T LET THE VTUBERS WIN. There’s a big event coming up that I’m surprised there’s not a shitcoin for yet Guess when Italy adopted the Euro by only looking at this chart Don't fall for today's fake pump The market's giving some serious bear signals. Are you still holding strong, or do you think it’s time to cut losses and move on? 
Let's say I am an absolute monarch (King) of a small country and I would invite all the rich businessmen and their families of my nation to a gathering/party in an hotel but it's just an act to bring them all together in one place so that I can capture/ detain them all. My army would dress up as the catering and servant staffs.
I would then coerce those rich businessmen to cede / relinquish their assets to me by forcing them and their families to sign absolute law binding contracts and documents that give me all their possessions and this through the threat of torture till they break down as I would have the monopoly of force. I would also detain them indefinitely pending they transfer all their assets whether they are abroad and locally to my accounts. After all this is done, I would make them disappear secretly and silently.
Is there any disadvantages and draw backs to this plan?
https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20210927-egypt-detaining-owner-of-dairy-company-who-refused-to-cede-assets-amnesty-says/
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/19/saudi-accounts-emerge-of-ritz-carlton-night-of-the-beating the global liquidity meme was right....again Analyzed bones on the monthly this morning and they foretold that immense G dildo's are on the way.
GGGRGRRG from feb 23 to sep 23 was followed by G dildo insnaity.
we just saw GGGRGRRG from sep 24 to today
> the bones nver lie
Fuck it I have held through this shitshow and am ready for positive vibes. Retard here. Can anyone explain why this wouldn't work? It's all getting so predictable now. Have the dumb bears capitulated? Behind the scenes edition https://www.know1124.com/2025/04/why-vistra-nyse-vst-could-be-smart.html is onlyfans recession-proof?
How can I profit from coomers sending all their money to ewhores. You buy stocks when the price drops.
https://www.know1124.com/2025/04/why-vistra-nyse-vst-could-be-smart.html >don't have money for puts on drumpfs "liberation day" >10k cash parked for the 2nd of April crash
I am ready So how's life going for you jeet frens? Got rich already? >every board freaking out
>/biz/ silent
There going to delete this board before LINK moons. I'm not going to the fucking discord or twitter. What do? Why can't I bring myself to sell my ETH stack? What's the point of holding altcoins again? The golden bullrun. Income tax will be abolished for people earning less than 150k dollars per year. Bobos on suicide watch I will just leave this here, you do the math
>https://edition.cnn.com/2025/03/31/china/china-taiwan-military-drills-hnk-intl/index.html I’m so depressed from holding ETH and LINK this bull run that I started spiraling into porn addiction and recently have started gooning to sissy porn
Anyways is $500 an hour a good price for this trans escort or should I negotiate lower? She’s one of my favorite sissy porn stars so I’m really excited about it, I need something to numb my pain of being down 90% vs bitcoin 84k waiting room
Higher low.
Bottom is behind.
WAGMI Payment abstraction is out I hope you won’t be HODLing this time anon Umm, EU Krakenbros, what is going on with our stablecoins? I have not been actively trading for a while and just by accident heard yesterday that exchanges will delist them because of EU MiCA rules. It seems I can still click "sell" on my PAXG, but it was supposed to be delisted March 24 already? I have 60k in it, WTF do I do? rothschild bros what's next Day 4 of Phil Collins posting until LINK is $100 >Make every entry job impossible to get into
>"You shouldn't have gotten a degree in Dance Therapy" Because of this dumb April fool‘s joke, all the coom from /s/ will leak into this board. Thanks a lot, morons! This is what normies actually believe How much Bitcoin do you need to be happy? Day 6 of forklift posting until Ft. Knox gets a proper audit 
