>Used to live by these rednecks out in the country.
>Were your typical yokels right out of National Lampoon's Vacation, always drunk, lots of guns.
>Used to watch them take their old furniture out in the backyard and shoot it until they got bored.
>When they got bored, they'd set it on fire.
>Lots of mattress springs were buried on that land.
>The oldest son in the family saw the Spuds commercials on Youtube.
>Starts making their old chocolate lab, that they've had since they were kids, drink beer with him.
>Would dump what was left of his cans out in the dog's water bowl.
>As he got drunker, almost half of all his beers would start going into the bowl.
>Would laugh as he watched the dog "Get loaded."
>Loved seeing it grow sluggish, cheered when it threw up, stuff like that.
>Eventually noticed that their house had been quiet for about a week.
>No guns going off, no country music blaring, no drunk fighting going on. Nothing.
>Heard it from the other neighbors that their dog was killed.
>The official story was that it got hit by a car cause it was an old, deaf dog.
>I found out later what really happened from the son's dad.
>The son got drunk and accidentally ran their dog over with his truck.
>Cried like a baby about it for the rest of the night, but didn't remember doing it in the morning.
>His family lied to him about it later, said they found the dog dead in the street.
>They blamed it on a drunk driver.
>He believed them.
>A few months later, the truth finally did come out during a family fight with his sister.
>Didn't see him much at all after that.
>Learned through a mutual friend that he was planning to move out, get away from his family.
>Then he got in a fight with some guy at a bar.
>Went out to his truck to grab a gun out of the glovebox.
>Went back in and pointed it right in the guy's face.
>Son was still on probation when I moved away.
I could hear him being drunk and fighting with his family everyday during those last weeks I lived there.

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