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Got some home alone shit for you.

>be 10 year old
>visiting wealthy uncle for the holidays for some big family get together
>nobody my age so i'm extremely bored and stuck playing with their boxer dog Luca.
>The dining room is closed off and is filled with starters for when the rest of the family comes around
>centerpiece is a big pork leg, (Jamón ibérico?) which had one of those coil slicing instruments jammed into it and a tied price tag on the bone. There was some other food too but thats the main one I remember
>Door was locked but the key was in the hole, so I unlocked it to play some Pokémon in there alone or something.
>Two minutes later, Luca comes in and promptly jumps on the table and starts eating the pork leg, stepping in the other food as she went to town.
>Knowing things are going south I went under the table
>Uncle comes in and furiously screams
>Everyone else stomping into the room, some laughing, some going oh no,
>Uncle instantly asking where the hell I am, Mom covered for me by saying she saw me in the bathroom.

The rest of the night it was just the uncle going over how expensive the leg was. Realistically, he should of taught his dog better.

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