>two years ago, 4th of July
>getting ready to cook burgers, hotdogs, and steak
>among other things, I'm in charge of condiments
>all like 30 of them, including 5 different mustards and 3 types of relish
>and several bottles of ketchup, including the one that has only 2 inches left in it
>cap on bottom, I place it next to the hotdog steamer machine
>it sits outside in the scorching summer heat and next to the steamer for about an hour
>food is ready, people make their plates and talk and eat
>nobody uses the bottle, because yeah it's the oldest one with only 2 inches left in it
>at some point it get too hot
>it's an armed rocket waiting to blast off
>friend goes for another hotdog
>grabs the ketchup
>flips open the lid
>and it rockets away, flying over the picnic table while making funny sounds, and spraying red goo
>hotdog completely cut in half

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