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>Be me
>member of the spilled-spaghetti band of the Mohawks
>hunt beavers for the pale-faces
>hard work, but they pay me with many wampum
>Eventually get enough wampum to pay Sioux artist to paint my dream-squaw on cliff-face
>I know seeing Amethyst's fat-ass as I bring beaver-pelts to trading post will fill me with the Great Spirit's warmth
>bring Wampum to Sioux artist, tell me the work will be completed in 2 moons
>It actually takes him 6 moons
>when it's completed, I noticed she's wearing a deer pelt bikini, and not a Buffalo's as I requested
>surprised_coyote.smoke signal
>demand the artist to fix the mistake
>he demands more Wampum for correction
>I refuse and call him a pale-faced cheat
>he makes a call-out post on his tribe's Parefleche calling me Sioux-phobic, they go on the war-path and destroy my village and desecrate the bones of my ancestors
This is all the White man's fault.

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