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>earrings for you.
anyone got a design for ear-piercing using nothing but a screwdriver and/or hammer?
>replace working bulbs with non-working bulbs.
tried that, but i broke the bulb removing it, so my number of broken bulbs just increased.
>put them behind people's tires in parking lots.
good idea, now i just need to figure out how to get my pile of loose bulbs to the carpark without breaking them
>balance them precariously on top of open doors.
none of the doors in my house open anymore, and have since been removed, something about how hte house frame sagged in the great dismal swamp
>try to fit one in your mouth.
no need, if it fits in the ass it fits in the mouth.
>microwave them.
i dont have a microwave, i turned it into a wood burner, well, started turning it into a wod burner.
>keep them in your car to give to bums when they ask for money.
i replaced my own oil and now for some reason the engione wont start, even though i used the most expensive olive oil in the store.
>try to return them to home depot (no i don't have a receipt can i just get store credit).
home depot have my photo on the wall saying "DO NOT ALLOW ENTRY" ever since i started practicing my pipebomb making skills in the plumbing aisle, totally overreacting, i didn't even have the fuse in when they tackled me.

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