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>Be me
>Family vacation in Colorado
>Sister burnt the coal and is a single mom now
>Baby daddy is in jail for beating her
>Son looks just like the mutts in all the memes
>Want to go to the gym
>Sister wants me to take the mutt so she can finally get some alone time
>Gym has a daycare so no big deal
>Put on my Shaw Strength shirt
>Mutt throws a temper tantrum the whole drive there
>Arrive at gym
>Drop mutt at the gyms day care
>Workers look disgusted
>Brian mother fucking Shaw walks in
>Feels like I just saw Jesus Christ himself
>He sees me
>He sees my shirt
>He walks up to me with a big smile on his face
>Shakes my hand
>"Well I'll be, look at this FINNNEEEE white lad wearing my own shirt"
>I'm blushing
>I ask for a picture with him
>He says yes
>We goto take the picture
>Both smiling
>Mutt nephew runs out of daycare towards us
>Brian Shaw looks directly at him, still smiling, but with pain in his eyes
>"Anon...THE FUCK is that thing!?"
>"It's my nephew Mr Shaw sir, my sister wanted me to watch him"
>His smile is gone
>Mutt stops in front of him
>"Well shucks I guess you want a picture too huh?"
>I'm about to shit myself
>"Come here you little mongrel"
>He grabs my nephew by the arm and picks him up so they are face to face
>With a single chomp he bites his entire head off
>Get the fuck out of there
>Call sister and tell her what happened
>She called the cops and told them what happened, but when they heard Brian Shaws name they immediately hung up on her
>We goto the police station
>Tell them what happened
>They just laugh and say "KWAB"
>Family vacation ruined

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