>2.5 years into the three-day SMO to decartelize Mexico
>300000 dead Americans (140K prisoners, 150K poor black/Hispanic people, 10K non-felon white people)
>US troops make it almost 50 miles past the border
>Entire male population of Tijuana dead from ‘volunteering’ against the rest of Mexico
>Tijuana votes to join the US in a sketchy election no one believes
>Chinese and Russian equipment moves into Mexico freely from the south
>USS Enterprise sunk in the first year of the war, several more ships since then
>Washington DC briefly evacuated after the Blackrock March of Peace
>Mexican assassins traveling to Africa to shoot Blackrock mercenaries harvesting gold
>50% of pre-war American vehicle stocks captured or destroyed
>US purchasing munitions from Saudi Arabia and Finland to continue the war (after raiding Canada for all it had)
>US condemned by everyone on Earth except Canada, Britain, and India
>George Bush saying on TV that we should decartelize Guatemala next
>Cuba and Venezuela joining the CSTO and BRICS
>Greece leaving NATO after the US refuses to intervene when Turkey ethnically cleanses Cyprus, and is now buying weapons from Iran
>Forced to sell discount oil and gas to India
>Partial mobilization to occupy the new American states of North South California and South South California
>$90,000 sign-on bonus to join the Army (real value: $8,000)
>Australia switching to the Cyrillic alphabet
>Importing slave troops from South Korea
>American-Canadian Friendship Games formed after Olympic ban
>Unlimited online footage of American soldiers exploding from grenade drone attacks
>Mexican counterattack seizes 10% of Arizona
>US president going onto TV to say it's bad that Russia and China won't condemn Mexico for fighting back
>Presidential approval rating: 84%
How does Putin do it?

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I would like to announce it is officially Day 1000 of the 3 Day Special Military Operation