>>63540005
>VDV is outside
>they've dropped about 250km from the nearest objective
>leave the keys to my car and all the booze I have near the front door
>punch a hole in my fuel tank
>brace my bedroom door and prepared to magdump
>VDV take all the booze and drive off
>follow at a distance with my truck
>they run out of fuel 4 days march from the nearest water source
>the most elite airborne troops Russia has
>so obviously not dropped with rations
>wait until they die of thirst
>collect their gear in good condition without any holes or blood
>have the perfect gifts for a kommando next holiday season
>sell the rest on ebay

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