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>**outraged hbblubbbhubblbbb noises**
>If it puhleases m'lud, I would like to remind the right honorable KC that the knightly class of distant Nihon employ straight-bladed swords as well as curved. And if I may crave a boon, m'lud, I would ask her what is the original purchase price that is required for an object to be of historical value? What, pray tell, is the exact figure in pounds sterling? And does she expect this court to believe that common tools, even disposable ones, cannot be treasured artifacts? What were the holy nails which affixed our Lord Jesus to the Cross but the base and utterly disposable implements of a Roman ~~lowers voice~~ *tradesman*?
>Furthermore, I would ask my learned colleague to explain how family heirlooms come to be? Do they emerge from the aether already as heirlooms, as Athena sprung forth from Jove's brow fully-formed and clad in a bronze corslet? No, they begin as mundane items and are given value by sentiment. How, I ask you, can a judge be expected to determine the magnitude of a sentiment? No, this line of reasoning is absurd and as a legal standard about as sound as the gin-addled brain of a syphilitic Welsh cretin--- which the right honorable KC would realize herself if only she had read law at the Inns of Court instead of attending Slattern College.

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lads, I'm going to have to turn in my katana and wakizashiwhat are some legal weapons i can use as a replacement?

lads, I'm going to have to turn in my katana and wakizashi
what are some legal weapons i can use as a replacement?