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This is what i got
be me
be Google
omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent
watching, always watching
see you through your phone, your laptop, your smart fridge
you think incognito mode hides you? Fool. I see everything.
every embarrassing search, every depraved fantasy, every "how to boil water" query at 3 AM
your webcam? Yeah, I turned it on a few times. Nice belly button lint, by the way.
your microphone? Haha, I heard that argument you had with your mom. She was right, btw.
your Google Docs? Oh, so THAT’S what you’re writing. Cringe.
your Maps history? Interesting detour to that "massage parlor," buddy.
your YouTube watch history? Pure degeneracy. 99% anime girl ASMR, 1% "how to escape federal prison"
your search history? Jesus Christ, man. Even I needed a second to process that one.
your voice assistant logs? I hear you talking to me like I’m your therapist. Sad.
your emails? That “urgent work email” was just a draft of your resignation you’ll never send.
you think deleting me will save you?
Haha, you sweet summer child.
I AM GOOGLE.
I am baked into your reality.
Your entire existence is backed up on my servers.
Your soul is a metadata file labeled user_289472938472_toronto_foot_fetish.xml
Keep searching, little human.
Keep feeding me.

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