I once wrote this post about what would happen with writers in Twin Peaks and the ones from Pynchon onwards are written by ai. It can produce some good lines if you know how to guide it.
>Zizek survives while being completely unaware of Bob and misinterpreting every event he stumbles into. Twenty years later, he’s selling gold-painted shovels alongside Dr. Jacoby. Sometimes he daydreams about having sex with Laura.
>Camus sleeps with half the women in town, shoots a guy at the Roadhouse, enters the Lodge and becomes a coffee percolator.
>Highsmith takes one look at Leland, correctly accuses him of all his crimes and disappears days later. She never knew about Bob or the Lodge—just thought that it was the kind of thing a father would do to his daughter.
>Lovecraft shows up and keeps mumbling about an indescribably grotesque midget dancing inside his dreams. Hurriedly leaves town after witnessing a group of Asians at the Great Northern.
>Kafka tries to file a report at the sheriff’s station, is mistaken for a new deputy, and spends the rest of his life filing paperwork for cases that have nothing to do with Laura's murder.
>Pynchon is never actually seen, but his presence is strongly suggested through cryptic postcards and the occasional mention from the Log Lady’s log.
>Bolaño becomes obsessed and spends most of his time at the Roadhouse, gradually piecing together the crimes. He makes a wall of cryptic connections in his motel room and is last seen walking into the woods, muttering about detectives and death. The wall remains.
>Borges finds a book titled The Secret History of Twin Peaks, realizes he is a character in it, and smiles knowingly as the lights flicker. When they turn back on he's gone and so is the book.
>Murakami moves in permanently. Nobody questions it. He just works at the Double R, listens to jazz, and falls for a woman who turns into an owl at night.
>Thomas Ligotti spends his whole visit inside the Double R, staring into his coffee, whispering, "It was always this way. It will always be this way." The coffee turns blacker than black.

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