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>Be Jaquavious
>Running through the Everfree from the punk ass white guard horses again, crumbs of fried chicken breading trailing behind
>How was you supposed to know them gems in that Boutique wasn't free for the takin'?
>Then, hear some bitch's voice to your right
>"Quickly, off the beaten path! Lest you face the royal's wrath!"
>You runnin for it like you finna hit the winning basket
>find some striped bitch livin in a fckin' lsd trip lookin ass treehouse mixing drugs and shit, a real hood nigga
>"My name is Zecora, welcome to my abode. Do tell, why you run along the Everf-"
"Yooooo wassup bitch? Dayum you got some whack ass voodoo masks n shit in here. Ain't neva seena horse with a booty like THAT too DAYUM girl!"
>"Excuse me? Must you speak so freely?"
>You taste the shit in the big ass pot, recoiling like you heard some white nigga talkin about his chess club
"Yo what the fuck? This a whack ass batch, I can't feel shit!"
>nothin a real hood nigga can't fix though
>You dig through her cupboards, pulling out the bleach and ammonia
>"What are you doing!? This is not a concoction you should be brewing!"
>Just as you about to pour in the ingredients to fix this dumb bitch's weak ass brew, a voice rings from outside
>"Attention brown monkey... thing! We know you're in there! By royal decree, come out peacefully!"
>AWWW SHIET, White niggas found you again
"Come get sum, bitch ass crackas!"
>"Wait, before you seal your fate!"
>Pull out yo sidearm to the window and start blastin
>POP POP
>Some bottle full of shit hits you from the back
"Aww what the fuck!?"
>Shit BURNS
>That striped horse with the fat ass wuz a cracka ALL ALONG!?
>"This potion will put you in a daze, since you will not cease your violent ways!"
>Shoulda seen it
>With so much black n white on her coat, course she wuhn't no nigga, was a fuckin' double agent
>Back to the dungeons with Jaquavious

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