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>bats flocked to bigger cities for the night life and more plentiful people
>however, city people are more aggressively socialized and less patient
>competition is fierce as cities have more hardcore normies resistant to deviating from standard dating
>bat mares have to be more selective, especially in Tampa, Florida
>breaking into someone's house could end up with a dead bat, so they really scope out the man they're after
>homeless people run rampant at night cooking meth in the forests and haunting gas stations
>black people are the primary nocturnal predators in cities, luckily they can be scared off easily
>bat mares need to be aggressive, because confrontations can quickly become violent
>bats tend to congregate in quieter areas of the cities, quickly figuring out which places to avoid
>the ideal situation for a bat mare is to leave the city, but bats don't really like leaving the cities, small town cops are more likely to actually show up if a Karen calls 911 over a bat mare
>once a city bat has scoped out a suitable man, she usually stalks him for a few weeks, trying to gauge what type of approach she should make
>competition is fierce, there may be more than one bat with their eyes on you
>bats can manage small herds, no more than 3, before they begin to get aggressive with eachother
>with the social safety net of 2 other mares, a small group of bats is able to venture out to smaller nearby towns
>a guy in the city regularly socializes with women, and is probably orbiting one
>somehow it's a difficult task to steal a guy like that from a woman who barely knows he exists
>guys from smaller towns don't socialize as much if at all, some of them commute to work in the cities
>this is how the phenomenon of bats hiding in cars began, so they could securely travel 50+ miles right to the home of their prey in a small town where there as virtually no competition

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