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>Initial Containment Summary:
>Anomaly was first theorized in ****, **** by then-researcher Twilight Sparkle and her assistant Spike T. Dragon.
>Assistant Spike had finished preparing the evening nachos and joined Twilight, whereupon she mused that she had never seen her mother actually make a meal
>Spike, having eaten at her house many times, was confused.
>Twilight then remembered Foundation protocol and loudly coughed at Spike until he started writing a transcript.
>"That's just it, Spike. My parents keep telling me not to touch the stove. Mother keeps telling father not to touch the stove!"
"They get really hot, and ponies aren't immune to fire. What's there to get?"
>"What's there to- SPIKE. I have never, EVER seen my mother actually put anything into or out of the oven!"
"Have you tried asking?"
>"I'm allowed in the kitchen. But I've Never. Seen. Her. Put-"
"She's a unicorn, y'know. Magic."
>"Telekinesis isn't some occult trick, Spike! It's an extension of one's physical grabnabbers into the astral plane and back onto the physical! It would 100% count as touching!"
"Huh. Okay."
>"And before you interrupted, I was about to say that I've seen my mother put casserole in a dish! I've helped her cut cookie dough! But I've NEVER seen any of it enter or exit the oven!"
"That.... wow. I hate to admit it, but that's worth a letter to-"
>"NO! Not yet! She could be in on it!"
"You think Princess Celestia is... personally sneaking into everypony's home and putting the dish in the oven.. in a single night.... every night?"
>"Yes! No! I don't know! I just know this is BIG."
>Following this impromptu research proposal, Fluttershy and SCP-063 were contracted as testfriends
>SCP-063's multipurpose glass thingy was given to a mouse, who proceeded to sneak into the kitchen of Cookie Crumbles
>The recovered footage, according to the device and SCP-063's sworn testimony, runs for two hours.
>Ponies invariably insist the footage runs for 1:55:00, even with a stopwatch confirming otherwise.
>Nonpony entities including SCP-063 and Spike have viewed the entire recording and swear that the 5 minute discrepancy does indeed depict the food entering the oven.
>When asked to specifically identify the creature, device or force operating the oven, they describe only "Mother." Subjects appear profoundly unsettled.
>When pressed further, all such entities affirm that they did not say "Cookie Crumbles" but "Mother."
>Subjects will not testify any further information about this Mother.
>Cookie Crumbles herself rationalizes the affair, insisting that she is a mother. To this date, neither she nor any other test subject have specifically testified that they personally placed the dish in the oven.
>All such inquiries lead to deflection and rationalization. Full-spectrum auguries confirm the complete lack of intentional misdirection.
>Pony-specific cognitohazard has been all but confirmed present and active.
>SCP-007 identified and logged.

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