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>We've been breakin bucks for three generations
>Most oh tha tyme, da breakin' sticks, the buck don't give you anymo' trouble.
>But sometimes, WEEEELLLL you git one o' these PECULIAR bucks
>This one buck, WEAHLLLL he was the peculiar type, he would act up but he wouldn't try to hide it.
>It seemed every week he pretend to take ah nap on cider pressin' duty (with one aheye open, all coy like), or he'd take extra slice o' appul pie or... Healll, he'd sit his striped flank on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' downright rascally in plain sight of the anon.
>Anon would call out to the buck to get to da breakin' barn. Thean this buck's eyes would light up and befo' you could whistle Appuloosa, he'd be in runnin' into the barn like it was a cool stream hot summah afternoon.
>HEAAHLLLL it would git so bad the buck would TEALL you what kine o' mischief he'd get his barcode flank into, heck, he didn' evan do anythin' yet.
>Heah'd skip ovah to that shack and call out, "OH MASSAAAAAH! THIS BUCK AIN'T GONNA HIMSE-HELF!."
>Tis the queerest thing I ever saw...

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