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>"I'm Anonymous."
>The rude one laughs at him.
>"Uh sorry, I meant to say Anonymous."
>Twilight continues jotting down her notes.
>"I'm not trying to say my name is Anonymous. It's not. My. Name. Is. Anonymous."
>The rude one interjects.
>"Are you being retarded on purpose?"
>"No. I mean I'm not an R-word. I'm not doing this on purpose. I know that's not my name but it's all I can remember when I try. What's your name?"
>"Anonymous."
>"Now who's being stupid?"
>"Shit."
>Twilight is now the one who looks confused.
>She asks, "So you're both named Anonymous?"
>The polite Anonymous responds.
>"No. At least not like in real life. It's more of a framing device for self inserting."
>"So what should I call you two then?"
>Both men shrug and say "Anon."
>"Well you can't both be Anon."
>This time the rude one speaks first.
>"I'm not doing this bit. You can be Anon. I'll be Moose."
>"Ok but like how do you wanna spell that? Like moose the animal or mous as anonymous you know?"
>The polite Anon brings up a good point.
>Twilight agrees when she chimes in.
>"This *is* for posterity. So spelling is important."
>"Does it fucking matter? Just write it however."
>Twilight is taken back a little.
>"Ok. M-o-o-s-e. Lots to work with here. And where are you two from? Another nation? Another dimension?
>Moose isn't being very talkative and Anon has some questions of his own.
>"Is it just us two? There's no one else like me or him? A green woman I guess?"
>"Oh a little give and take. No, as far as I am aware only you two popped out when I cast my spell."
>"Are you sure? There's no one else?"
>Suddenly, Moose feels like participating.
>"She said no the first time. Take the dicks out of your ears."
>"I have to be sure. I need to ask."
>"Why? You know she's not wrong. You know she's the smart one. D-y-e-w-t-s?"
>"Shut up. I need... I need to find her."
>Anon starts to hyperventilate.
>His skin feels hot and itchy.
>"I gotta get outta here."
>Anon turns around looking for the door and once he spots it rushes it.
>Being the gracious host she is, Twilight attempts to intercept her distressed guest.
>She teleports in front and to the right of him.
>"Anon?"

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