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>Shining says, "So, uh, what does your cutie mark mean?"
>"It's a cock."
>"Uh..."
>"I just love cocks, don't you?"
>"...I don't think they're my thing."
>"Believe me, once you meet a cock you like, your life will never be the same! I've had hundreds, maybe thousands of cocks. That's what I do for a living."
>"Cocks? For a living?"
>"Yes, my family breeds chickens. We sell them to farmers all across Equestria. My specialty is cocks. I just can't get enough cocks."
>Shining wipes his brow. "Whew. Oh. Well, that explains that. I guess that's not so bad. That's an honorable profession. I can appreciate that."
>Her eyebrows go up. "Really? Do you mean it?" She raises her voice and looks around. "Did everypony hear that? He appreciates cocks! I said, Shining Armor appreciates cocks!" She puts her foreleg over his shoulder and looks at the crowd of gaping ponies. "When I'm done with him, he won't just appreciate cocks! He'll love cocks!" She begins leading him away. "Come with me to the bedroom. I have a big cock for you."
>"You brought a rooster on your vacation?"
>"No, silly. I like you, so I'm going to fuck your ass with my marecock."

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