>"My friends, it has often been said that I like ponies.

>My friends, I like ponies... No, friends, I love ponies! I love earth ponies. I love pegasi. I love unicorns. I love alicorns, crystal ponies, I love bat ponies, and kirins.

>Ponies across generations, in shitposts, in fanfics, in memes, in greentexts, through boorus, on The Hub, in the cytube chat, I love every poni of poni that can occur upon this earth.

>I love spending hours making headcanons about pony society and customs. My heart leaps with joy whenever a new piece of memeable animation is released of my waifu. And there is nothing like a slide thread, using a Twilight pic to destroy engagement. And the feeling that comes when a mare thread gains traction, is such an exquisite feeling.

>Like when anons brandish their plushies and rush into the nearest Con. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh OC receiving dozens of new art pieces the week she comes out.

>The sight of mares being silly and frolicking without a care is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by their hooves, clip-clopping as they are taken from place to place!

>When a band of ponies starts singing in perfect harmony and coordination in the middle of the street, I'm in ecstasy.

>I love it when my head is buried under their soft rumps. It's so sad to see threads that were supposed to be about ponies, being derailed, their subjects being forgotten and ignored.

>I love to be pampered by their relentless friendship and positivity. The humiliation, as my plushie is forced to look at me clopping.

>Gentlemen... All I ask for is ponies, ponies so cute as to make 4Chan itself tremble.

>Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow horsefuckers in arms, what is it that you really want? Do you wish to poniponi as I do? Do you wish for little, adorable ponies? Ponies whose appeal is built with snowpities, and ponuts, and sovl? Do you ask for ponies to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even foids to attentionwhore, on this site?"

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