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>going up hill at 600 watts
>nearing the top of the hill, think to myself
>what would jesus do?
>sendeth it my child
>”heh nothin personal kid”
>start sprinting
>2700 watts
>catch air over the crest
>do a mctwist over a helicopter
>land hard and bottom out my shocks
>hmmm were gonna need to upgrade
>ask my dad if i can have a new bike
>he says no
>smile and say its ok dad i understand
>little does he know i have two sides
>nicest person you’ll ever meet? And twisted FUCKING psychopath
>take his credit card and buy some new fox 40’s
>he doesn’t know yet, dad driving me to the mtb park with my 40’s
>whats that i see??
>a road cyclist?
>”dad?”
>yes son
>send it!
>he stomps on the brakes, truck screeches to a halt.
>grabs the trans brake, starts spinning up that turbski
>90 pounds of boost, danger to manifold warning flashes up
>we let her rip!
>git er dun! I yell, as dad starts shifting through the gears
>1st, 2nd, 3rd
>are we really doing this yall?
>4th, 5th 6th 7th, i look up at my father
>he’s got hatred in his eyes.
>hes really gon do it dagnabbit
>8th, 9th, 10th
>11th
>were approaching the speed of sound
>12th, 13th
>i look over at the gay roadie, trapped like a deer in the headlights
>think to myself again, what would jesus do?
>DAD!!!
>dad looks at me, what is it son?
>love thy neighbour!
>gosh darn it son yuo’re right
>we swerve at the last second, the roadie makes the sign of the cross
>everyone claps
darn it can’t we all just get along?

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