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>Elon makes the best cars in the world
chYYna does for 1/3 thje price, and they dont catch on fire.
isn't Elon looking very svelte in his black ensemble? Ozempic(sic) causes severe diarrhea in 77.8 % of uers, and is a comforting notion to me that the richest man & the most powerful man in the world continually shit themselves. I used ozempic(sic) for a while and was afraid to fart, so I designed a membranous butt plug that allows air to pass but not liquid feces. I've become rich from this patent, and I have it from the horses ass that both men use my butt plug. I personally call it the Musk musky plug.

https://patents.google.com/patent/US5513659A/en

I modified this plug from its use in the female urethra , for use in the anus, as in the original use in the female, the device allowed air, but not urine to pass
of course, anon, you could always volunteer to be Elon's butt plug

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