>Be me
>mom complains about smell in room
>"Anon open your window and let some fresh air in, jebus!"
>I do as she says
>Later that night
>I dreamt a dream
>I was in a tunnel, but
>There was no light... at the end.
>Just an endless tunnel,
>dimly lit by weak flickering spotlights.
>I could smell a foul smell
>I followed my nose
>I was my only compass
>When i neared the source stench got fouler
>it was a large pool of shit
>I gagged and almost threw up
>The I woke up
>The stench persisted
>I feared the worst and ...
>Jumped up fearing I shat myself
>No shit
>I was clean
>I started looking for the shit
>Nowhere in my house was shit
>The smell came from my room
>When I enter I hear voices outside
>I opened the curtains
>it was my neighbor talking to guys in vis jackets
>Standing next to a sewage pump truck
>The sewage truck was leaking all over the street
>They were leaking shit all over town
>They didnt notice until they got to my street
>Stopping infront if my house
>Hole room stank like shit for days
Thanks mom -_-

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