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Day: 1133 — Daily battlefield assessment:
https://isw.pub/UkraineConflictUpdatesISW
▶Latest
>Sweden prepares largest ever 1.6 billion arms package
>France is providing €2 billion in military aid to Ukraine, Macron announced at a joint press conference with Zelensky.
>The EU has no plans to lift sanctions on Russia or allow its reconnection to SWIFT.
>Denmark is allocating $130M in guarantees for its companies investing in Ukraine’s defense industry
>Russia and Ukraine have agreed to a potential ceasefire in the Black Sea, but Russia demands the lifting of certain sanctions before it takes effect.
>Southwest of Toretsk, the AFU (12th Special Operations Brigade "Azov") has regained all of Shcherbynivka and Leonidivka
>Ukrainian forces have fully expelled the enemy from Kostyantynopil.
>Ukrainian Forces broke through Solonye (Pokrovsk direction), and captured Demidovka/Popovka(Belgorod)
>The settlement of Nadiya in Luhansk region has been liberated by the 3rd Assault Brigade
>Ukraine accuses Russia of self sabotage on the Sudzha pipeline explosion
>Russian gas pipeline exploded in Sudzha shortly after the chimpout at Odesa, Kropotkinskaya oil pumping station continues to burn
>Engels Airbase hit by Ukraine, KH missile storage exploded
>Trump claimed a ceasefire on infrastructure, Russia attacked infrastructure 2hrs later, Ukraine responds striking more refineries.
>Gazprom reported losses of 1.078 trillion rubles ($12.7 billion at the current exchange rate) in 2024.
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TOUR 4: files.catbox.moe/cdenxe.txt For me it's: smelly, short, weak, stupid, scammy, treacherous, rapey, ugly, annoying, arrogant, gay, pathetic, unwelcome, shitty, incompetent, unsanitary, and bobbleheaded.
How about you, anons? What's the real story on her? Is MOOOSSAD trying to kill her before she confirms which celebs and politicians were partying on Little St James Island? This faggot won the election We're back, niggers.
What did we learn from this experience? 
PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45
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>President Trump Office
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>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA
>Donald J Trump Presidential Library
https://www.trumplibrary.gov/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks at the DoJ, Washington, DC 3/14/2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i41Av4eYO8
>Pres Trump Dismantles the Department of Education, Washington, DC 3/20/2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjnoGgEJvLs
>Pres Trump Reveals F-47 Fighter Jet, Washington, DC 3/21/2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVyVfkL7PwM
>Pres Trump Announces Massive Domestic Manufacturing Investment, Washington, DC 3/24/2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqgmQUbuGrg
>Pres Trump at Friends of Ireland Luncheon, Washington, DC 3/12/2025
https://youtu.be/bKW1VniMRm0
>Pres Trump Bilateral Meeting with Irish Taoiseach Micheal Martin, Washington, DC 3/12/2025
https://youtu.be/EwNFmsO_5xs
>Pres Trump Remarks at the Digital Assets Summit, Washington, DC 3/7/2025
https://youtu.be/omP3GPxaVog
>Pres Trump Address to Congress, Washington, DC 3/4/2025
https://youtu.be/XkFKNkAEzQ8
>VP JD Vance Delivers Remarks at the National Catholic Prayer Breakfast, Washington, DC 2/28/2025
https://youtu.be/dCY0b1wWX9A
>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23
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>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21
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>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16
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Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.
>By posting in these threads, you recognize Israel controls the NATO Council and you irrevocably denounce the Talmud out of your own volition
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>Russian forces eliminate over 21,900 mercenaries and Ukrainian troops on the Lugansk border alone, in March - https://archive.today/3n0fk
>Simplicius SITREP as of 2025-03-28 - https://archive.today/ig9YH
>U.K. and France gave Kiev coordinates to strike Russian gas pipe line in Sudzha in violation of the ceasefire - https://archive.today/Nki6i
>The (((Viy))) has returned to Kiev as Ukrainian police raid Pechersk Lavra Monastery's caves to (((record))) sacred relics - https://archive.today/Xsb8S
>An argument for restoring constitutional order via the U.N. in the illegitimate state of the Ukraine (Putin) - https://archive.today/1Iz2f
>White House claims Kremlin agreed to Black Sea ceasefire; in return, Russia will be reintegrated into world markets - https://archive.today/g0obl
>U.S. and Russia to discuss Black Sea ceasefire in Riyadh (Waltz) - https://archive.today/M9xK3
>Budanov's HUR proposed blowing up all nuclear power plants in suicidal "Nero Decree" - https://archive.today/PsfDQ
>Putin-Trump call highlights: ceasefire on energy infrastructure strikes and prisoner swap - https://archive.today/XlmFB
>Simplicius: Boots-on-Ground Theater Conceals Raging Impotence of Toothless Euro-Prats https://archive.today/w9gc4
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https://radio-zhizn.ru/ it’s crazy how a nigga gotta be financially stable just to get a broke bitch The vaccine claims another OFFICIAL LAUGH AT MIGAPEDES THREAD
BAHAHAHAHA! Fun Fact: Mori Calliope is /pol/'s favorite vtuber!!! 
Does anyone else feel like a fucking neocon now? It's hard for me to articulate, but, almost to my horror, I think I finally understand how Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, George H.W. Bush and other OG neocons felt in the late 90s in the run up to 9/11.
The libtards are driving me insane. Yes a lot of them have what is referred to by cringe boomers as "TDS" - trump derangement syndrome. But, their continued hysteria towards Trump is finally giving ME hysteria, and is breaking my brain. They are my fellow Americans, but every day I care about them less and less. I just want them to shut the fuck up. Every weekend in my city now, protesters swarm the local park with homemade signs and do fuck-all, they are mostly GenXers and boomer liberals with some millenials thrown in, not even angry young people. There are also concurrent protests at the lone Tesla dealership.
Friends of mine who are libs and were initially ambivalent about the Trump win because they recognized Kamala and Biden also sucked, are now back to 2017 levels of Trump panic. Constantly posting and fretting about some refugee who got deported or some foreign imported goods increasing in price due to tariffs. Whereas before they laughed at Trump, now they are becoming angry and enraged again. They just don't get it. FUCK POOR PEOPLE, TIP YOUR WAITER OR STARVE, FILTH
What are we going to do about poorfags not tipping?
We already spit and cum in their food, just to make sure the tips are flowing.
We need to increase the fear. How do get tips out of even poorer cucks? There must be a way to hussle the poor boys. >dems won't clap for a 13 year old cancer survivor
You're all ready for President Vance in 2028, I hope? Whoopsie we made an “administrative error” :))) WW3
https://x.com/WarMonitor3/status/1907104293104075156 >flooding the country with illegals who don't even speak your language
>making sure "diversity" and dei rule supreme
>thinking men and women can magically change their genders wherever they want
>abortions
These are all leftist and low iq positions. Thats was the worst aprils fools gag this site has ever done
Don't fucking do that again America thinks canada is the enemy now (they are). They have a low birth rate, similar to whites in the West.
Yet they are more Christian, their women are less feminist, there is no anti-white propaganda in their countries, no non-white immigration. Alert: Diego Garcia Secret Air Base is preparing for War -
7 B-2 'Spirit' strategic bombers
8 B-52H 'Stratofortress' strategic bombers
7 Boeing C-17 'Globemaster' III transport aircraft
10 Boeing KC-135 'Stratotankers'
1 P-8A 'Poseidon' surveillance patrol aircraft
A massive air armada like this has never been seen. US is preparing for a major attack on Iran. It can happen at any moment!!
https://x.com/defense_civil25/status/1906950611620311244 I am a biologist dedicated to the study of human genetics and evolutionary history, and my conclusion is that the "races" implemented by the Anglosphere, and especially the US, simply do not exist as a biological reality. There's no such thing as a white race, a black race, or a yellow race, to give just a few examples, nor is there such a thing as the term Caucasian, among others.
My advice, since this issue of supposed races is important due to its political implications, is that you should invent new categories and names, but based on the most up-to-date genetic data.
Take for example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWZ_YVHmJao&t=5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKwZH8MvPj8&t=11s Do you think Luigi deserves the death penalty? Time to make some serious changes. How do we start cleaning out the subhuman leftist cancer that has obviously taken hold of the last great stronghold of free speech? Canada will ALWAYS have Ukraine's back <3 
OH. MY. GOD. IT’S OVER. IT’S FREAKING OVER.
AFTER DAYS OF PURE, UNFILTERED INSANITY, AFTER WATCHING 4CHAN GET COMPRESSED INTO A SINGLE FESTERING DUMPSTER LIKE SOME KIND OF INTERNET GULAG, THE MODS HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO FLIP THE SWITCH BACK. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M NOT EVEN RELIEVED. I’M FURIOUS. I’M FREAKING LIVID.
BECAUSE THIS WASN’T JUST AN “APRIL FOOLS” JOKE. NO, NO, NO. THIS WAS A WARNING. A GLIMPSE INTO A FUTURE WHERE EVERYTHING, THE INTERNET, THE GOVERNMENT, BASIC HUMAN FUNCTION, IS EFFICIENT-IZED INTO OBLIVION BY THAT SPACE-KAREN, TECHBRO HACK ELON “DOGE WAS A MISTAKE” MUSK.
LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED. LOOK AT IT. EVERYONE PANICKED. THE ENTIRE SITE WENT INTO A STATE OF PURE ANARCHY. THREADS COLLAPSED INTO INCOHERENCE. TRIBES WERE FORMED. WARS WERE FOUGHT. AND MEANWHILE, PEOPLE FROM THE OUTSIDE; THE TWITTER BRAINLETS, THE REDDITORS, EVEN THE GODFORSAKEN FACEBOOK BOOMERS—STARTED PEEKING IN, POINTING AND LAUGHING LIKE “LOL WHAT HAPPENED TO 4CHAN???” WHAT HAPPENED?? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.
DOGE HAPPENED. Press F
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/01/movies/val-kilmer-dead.html >flips
>kneels on necks
ALL V-TUBERS WELCOME
SEA NIGGERS STAY OUT WTF WAS THIS ABOUT
AM I GOING TO THE GULAG??????? Why are millennials and zomers so fucking gay? >this was Tehran , Iran in the 1970s
What went wrong ? Americans are never getting healthcare dude >have billions of dollars
>lose elections
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is he jewish or gay? this guy just won his special election Ye is getting sued for hating Jews What the fuck is happening? >1 in 5 humans are non religious (atheist)
>1 in 3 Americans are non religious (and climbing)
>Young people are the most non religious age group
>Scientific literacy is at an all time high world wide
Man made mythology is rightfully being discarded in favor of scientific and logical thinking globally.
Those who value human progress and prosperity celebrate this fact. You got massive waste of foreign DNA in your body.
How this open boarder policy works for ya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dws-Ev-MoA&t
https://www.courageoustruth.davidspeicher.com/p/pfizer-comirnaty-jn1-booster-contains
https://archive.is/SFuQR I think its time we, as 4chan, start telling norimes about the crazy shit that is around us. About how the government controls us, and manipulate us in every way. not just freemasonism, but judeisum, and the other shit that is so well hidden that not even us know about it. I have been thinking for awhile, and I know now we have to do something about the evil in this world. Im going to start dropping subtle red pills, and play along as if I was a norime sheep. Its the only way for them to listen to us, and break the programming that complies them to ingorne the red pill. Val Kilmer has sadly passed away at the age of 65. Thank god only white people were allowed to post on /pol/ during April 1st The worst board in this chan is back.
Why don't you fags create your own synagogue instead of ruining this beautiful website? Fuck every single one of you faggots. >/k/ gets merked
>/pol/ suddenly filled with Ukraine shilling libtards positing their Reddit narratives
How do we deal with the Ukraine shilling? I noticed when I use a different phone or even my laptop I have to wait like 900 seconds to post but for some reason on my main phone I don't. What the fuck is up with this? How do I make it so I can post on my laptop??? Since /k/ has been DOGE'ed for being a USAID shithole, let's post weapons here and talk about the things that would make them seeth. so /pol/, we're back.
tell me, status report;
>what did you learn from mixing with the other boards?
>what did you teach the other boards? Fucking lol https://x.com/RepRobertGarcia/status/1904929777598804440 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14560261/Teacher-Christina-Formella-arrest-student.html
Glamorous married teacher turns gray as she's arrested for raping boy, 15, while confused husband watches
Shocking police bodycam footage captured the moment a married teacher realized she was being arrested for the alleged rape of one of her 15-year-old students.
Christina Formella, 30, was arrested earlier this month during a traffic stop after allegedly targeting a young student at Downers Grove South High School in Chicago.
In newly released footage, Formella was seen being approached by police as she sat in her car next to her husband and college sweetheart Michael.
The teacher appeared confused as an officer walked up to her window and ordered her to get out, saying: 'I know you're confused, I'll explain everything to you.'
'Is she going somewhere?' her husband asked, leading the cop to ask her to pick up her belongings and walk to the back of the vehicle.
Formella turned grey as the officer explained she was the subject of an 'investigation', realizing she had not been pulled over for a routine traffic stop.
The teacher looked stunned when the officer ordered her to put on handcuffs and told her she would be interviewed at the station, telling the cop: 'I'm so scared right now.'
'You can't even tell me what this is about?' she questioned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9abNQTJo7Xo Draft dodging is the smartest thing you can do.
All the other healthy males go die in war and you have a far better chance of spreading your seed. The same woman who gives me a white feather will be getting creampied by me after her dumb cannon fodder boyfriend gets blown up by chinese fpv drone. Why do white nationalists hate Freemasons? You will go die in a war so the bottom guy (defender of white Western civilization) controls Eastern Ukraine and not the brown invader guy on top right? The civil war was fought over tariffs and state's rights... not muh slavery. The north fired the first shot at Fort Sumter and drove other states into a natural law of self defense. Thoughts about the t*rkish protests? We must deport all non-whites from white countries.
We must do this using all means possible.
Start with winning the culture war.
Make your voice heard in real life and not just online, now is the time! So over at /g/ we have /utwg/ Unemployed Tech Workers General
This is where we traditionally talk about not being able to get a job. Now that the boards are merged we can have Unemployed General
1. Bitch about why you don't have a job
2. Talk about your resume or post bits of it whatever
3. Network together
I had a job interview this morning for an IT job. The recruiter was basically speed running since he has like 100+ candidates. I guess I'll hear again end of the month. Fucking lame.
I have another interview tomorrow for a different contract at a hospital, honestly this one will pay more and I'd have more control over the various systems. Why did the younger canadians betray their own country?
Buying Canada only works if it done as a collective… Are we back? is the polpocalypse over? what now? I was sure that Musk and Trump would easily continue the momentum. Really?
https://www.dimsumdaily.hk/japanese-singer-kousuke-atari-arrested-for-sexual-assault-of-man-in-tokyo-bathhouse-incident/ 
And should be treated lower than drug addicts
-Practically nonsexual entities in terms of sexual function and attracting a viable mate. Dick barely gets hard, buried under a fat pad. The odds of 2 fat people having sex resulting in pregnancy is very low because optimal penetration isn't even possible AND a fat woman literally cannot ovulate properly. A fat ass can barely even muster one pitiful cum shot, while a fit Chad can fuck 3+ rounds a night. IF the fat mother gets pregnant, there's added health risks that the baby will die
-lowered life expectancy by decades
-increased risk of cancer, heart disease, lung disease, diabetes, etc
-Lower IQ
-More likely to snore like a pig and have sleep apnea
-Otherwise harmless colds like COVID become life threatening global pandemics
-drain the healthcare system
-force healthy people to finance the entire healthcare industry
-consume more, produce less
-can barely even ambulate, totally worthless physically and would die in most life threatening scenarios
-If everyone were fat, society crumbles, the military would be crippled, nothing requiring labor would get built
-An apocalypse scenario wipes out every fat ass in days if they have to fend for themselves
Gas fatties and harvest their fat for fuel
Btw, any man over 17% bf is FAT and should optimally be at 10-12% Why are they like this, /pol/? >when your IQ is so high you made arguments about AI replacing humans 60 years and what does that exactly mean for everyone before studio Ghibli and /pol/ were even a thing or the the grand internet, yet ted gets all the glazing for killing people and never having kids
What did God mean by this one? The jews have literally lived in my head completely rent free for the past couple weeks. Is there any antidote to this? I still hate them, but they're all I think about and it's driving me crazy Our boy Elon is doing a good job calling out the white genocide in South Africa.
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1904065163407368212 >he talks about the site wide April fools prank
>He goes back to his board and starts a thread saying we're back
>He doesn't notice he sounds like a big kid that just got off his first carnival ride
>WE'RE BACKKK GUYYYSSS
>HEY YOU GUYYYYYSSSS
I felt a cringe I have never felt before, GODDAMMIT!! Sir, they just closed /tv/. Was life better in the 2000's? Are you switching to EU OS pol sisters? So out of the nowhere kikes released a show about "stupid unvaccinated" people or "antivaxxers".
Be aware this means kikes are probably cooking another pandemic soon, and hold a grudge against anyone unjabbed..why put such shit in 2025 ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o69BiOqY1Ec Can someone tell me what’s going on? My husband just threw his spaghetti I made him on the walls because he’s frustrated he can’t use this site? It works just fine on my telephone. How do I fix his problem? now it's time to repent for indulging in all that loli
oh yeah... ghib thread How much longer until we reach peak Weimar?!?!
HOW MUCH LONGER?!!?!?!?!!? How do third worlders afford modern hardware? There can be no real Buffy reboot without Joss Whedon and that's final. >everyone posting fan art of the April Fools flavor teams
>nobody ever mentions the GOAT femanon who gave us a nude photoshoot for Mini in a losing effort
https://www.imagefap.com/pictures/8815009/4chan-hall-of-fame-team-mini-slut
Here's to you, Mini-slut... >/lit/ gone
>not even a thread
all of you terminally online braindead trannies exposed because you never read books and fry your brain with cheap dopamine and funny youtube shorts that kill your attention span
I bet you read (0) books since the start of the year
you can literally read memoirs of great generals of the past and yet you choose not to https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/wisconsin-supreme-court-election-results-rcna198353 
PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
https://www.thetrumparchive.com/
https://x.com/realDonaldTrump
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump
https://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrump
https://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump
>President Trump Office
https://www.whitehouse.gov/
https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehouse
https://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/
>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA
>Donald J Trump Presidential Library
https://www.trumplibrary.gov/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX
NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks at the DoJ, Washington, DC 3/14/2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i41Av4eYO8
>Pres Trump Dismantles the Department of Education, Washington, DC 3/20/2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjnoGgEJvLs
>Pres Trump Reveals F-47 Fighter Jet, Washington, DC 3/21/2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVyVfkL7PwM
>Pres Trump Announces Massive Domestic Manufacturing Investment, Washington, DC 3/24/2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqgmQUbuGrg
>Pres Trump at Friends of Ireland Luncheon, Washington, DC 3/12/2025
https://youtu.be/bKW1VniMRm0
>Pres Trump Bilateral Meeting with Irish Taoiseach Micheal Martin, Washington, DC 3/12/2025
https://youtu.be/EwNFmsO_5xs
>Pres Trump Remarks at the Digital Assets Summit, Washington, DC 3/7/2025
https://youtu.be/omP3GPxaVog
>Pres Trump Address to Congress, Washington, DC 3/4/2025
https://youtu.be/XkFKNkAEzQ8
>VP JD Vance Delivers Remarks at the National Catholic Prayer Breakfast, Washington, DC 2/28/2025
https://youtu.be/dCY0b1wWX9A
>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23
https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21
https://rumble.com/voe8gm
>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16
https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0
OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/X4KiALfh
prev >>502070864 I'm ready for soda prices to go down. Fuckin' finally. >every board posts on /pol/, even if they won't admit it
I always suspected as much, and now it's been proven. /pol/ edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings
>Misc smg:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/ I am going to risk a ban to show this to @jrpsaki and @everyone.
I did consider exploring making sissy hypno with AI. This was 98% approval with more than 40 votes earlier today and it is the highest I have seen, no Jen, I didn't watch it. But I want to make a point about how humiliated I am I can't do anything it is not a lack of means or intellectual capacity it is shame and humiliation from being violated. Which is why I don't buy things to make dried bananas like I said and go offering my local markets. Deep shame and humiliation.
We had an AI thread just now and I thought of sharing this to firstoids who might be looking for inspo. I think you would need to build a community to make it work out.. usually most don't like to pay for things...
Look at how good and strong it is
https://hypnotube.com/video/pink-pentagram-of-power-girl-pussy-91991.html
For those out of the loop
>>502074539 
There have been a lot of threads lately from both sides which ive been reading that have left me with a lot of questions. Ive dived into the matter and hoping some anons can clarify the paradoxical nature of the relationship between Christianity and Judaism.
Jesus was born in Judea but grew up in Nazareth, which was in Galilee, a northern region of ancient Israel. During his lifetime, the Romans occupied the land, and Judea itself was a province under their rule. The title “King of the Jews” (INRI) was placed on his cross, but the more accurate translation from Greek would be “King of the Judeans.” The Pharisees, a powerful sect within Second Temple Judaism, objected to this inscription and wanted it removed, but Pontius Pilate refused.
The religious landscape during Jesus’ time was shaped by the existence of the Second Temple, which stood in Jerusalem as the center of worship and sacrifice. However, the structure of Judaism as it is known today did not yet exist. What is now called Rabbinic Judaism emerged only after the destruction of the Second Temple in 70 AD and was further shaped by the influence of the Babylonian exile centuries earlier. It would be more accurate to describe the religious tradition in Jesus’ time as “Judean Hebrewism” rather than Rabbinic Judaism. Well /pol/, what are we writing on the shell? /pol/ humour thread
That's right, I spelled it with a u
What are you gonna fucking do about it? >X deleted
Im manifesting Total Israel annihilation. ACTUAL HAPPENING.
WE DON’T HAVE INFO ON THE PERP
>Confirmation of multiple pedestrians hit
>Local emergency services have received the victims and are currently attending to their wounds
>4 pedestrians are currently being treated or received by emergency services, no word on casualties
https://youtu.be/v_EG5ysqj1I
BOSTON ANONS ARE WE COOL? >tarifs will be announced today
>Our man is treatened with the death penalty
>4chan restructuring with an elon musk joke
This is reddit now you fucking faggots This thread is the new 4chan weapons board. Post guns, discuss guns, shitfling your caliber debates. Worst April fools ever. 
>Polls
https://www.wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
>English language analysis
[YouTube] Trump Has Surpassed my Expectations, so far
[YouTube] The German CDU Betrayed Their Voters Once Again Just Hours After the Election
>Play a little game
https://deutschlandretter24.fun/
>Meme Collections
https://ibb(punkt)co/album/5WBRwR
>Thead OP pasta
https://pastebin.com/raw/VqpFkZ1B
>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Get /fit/.
Join the metapolitical phalanx!
Spread flyers and stickers, physically remove leftist Agitprop!
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.
>Counter culture
>Schwarze Fahne
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDhJtEJ04Qw6F-EThwuR_Gg
https://schwarzefahne.libsyn.com/
>Wir klären das
https://www.frei3.de/channel/580132fa-53ce-4a1a-a091-df1d20a19421
>EinProzent podcast
https://podcast.einprozent.de/archiv/
>Am Rande der Gesellschaft
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVN9-ICSLAhAL2-ScvRJ0GONa0MPcxK2f
https://odysee.com/@kanalschnellroda
>Der Schattenmacher
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqQ9P_ObrTQ0MhUnZffKkGA/
>Krautzone
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5gzI18X1nUgpzd5DzCbspg
https://t.me/krautzone
https://kvltgames.com/
>WolfPMS
https://www.wolfpms.de/
[YouTube] politisch motivierte schriftkunst | wolfpms | der film
>Learn German script (Kurrent, Sütterlin)
[YouTube] Altdeutsche Schrift (Kurrent, Sütterlin) lernen, kompletter Online-Kurs (embed)
http://www.suetterlinschrift.de/Lese/Sutterlin0.htm
https://www.kurrent-lernen-muecke.de/lehrgang.php
>Getactive
https://www.solifonds.me/#solifonds
https://einprozent.de/mitmachen
>Flügel TV (german)
[YouTube] Klare Kante gegen Demokratiefeinde? Stefan Möller dreht den Spieß um!
[YouTube] Wir werden das Volk in die Mitte unseres Handelns stellen I Björn Höcke zum Landeshaushalt 2024
[YouTube] Björn Höcke: „Das bin ich meinem Land schuldig“
>Maps
https://www.schiebt-sie-ab.de/
https://www.protestkarte.de/ what did the glow niggers hide whlie pol was down? /biz/ has been closed. I guess we have to talk about bitcoin here now? https://x.com/smugrat_ai/status/1907115118908813320?s=46&t=pQ9h7s5-vubveK1wxaSEsQ
This is a parody obviously but brings up a good point. In Wisconsin there are over a billion pounds of cheese stacked in caves all subsidized by taxpayer money. The cave has never been audited. It’s probably rife with fraud bc cheese is such a thing they could try and pass it off like hiding in plain sight. No one would ever think to audit the cheese. >Become face of government cuts and budget slashing
>people celebrate at first but start to get upset their social security and other govt gibs are getting cut
>be surprised no one wants to back a candidate you're supporting
They gotta get this retard out of politics fast. (4) + (2) + (20) + (25)=51
Where will you be when the long planned glownigger state of Iran falls? WE DID IT 4CHAN WE BEAT GLOBOHOMO >catalogue full of fake threads
How about monkey vs chink? Who would win? 
If you voted for Trump in 24, you're a retarded kike shill with blood on your hands. And you can't claim you couldn't have known, because we were screaming this from the rooftops last year.
Why do you think the elites have been dialing down wokeness? Is it because Bill Gates and Silicon Valley became based overnight? It's because they need the goyim to fight a big war for Israel. Who better to give it to them than an easily-fooled, simple minded buffoon who was best friends with Mossad agent Jeffrey Epstein for 20 years?
>But Kamala is LITERALLY a communist!!!!
No she isn't; if she had won it would've been a repeat of the Obama years, i.e. where nothing happens. Instead, we get an even bigger war for Israel.
I despise you with every ounce of my being. The liberals were right in their assessment that you people are low-IQ pieces of shit who are committed to your cult membership. Call me a liberal, post your gay Jewish BAP memes in the replies, whatever makes you feel better. Just know that when the time comes, you MIGAtards will be treated as accomplices, not resistors, of the international Jewish cabal. You’re all famous!
Starting from 1 hour 50
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQHIDX1lC3k
What are the political implications of this?? What are some /pol/-approved games? Is it finally over?
Is /pol/ closed or open? Get them on board, I’ll call it in.
TQ: What will you watch now that /tv/ is kill? No judgement, everything is kino here. And we’re back. What are the political implications? Will Trump reverse the muttification of America? So, what were the political implications of the DO4CE? What are the political implications of girls beating up other girls? >Such a massive faggot that a state that voted Trump six months ago voted for a Democrat Supreme Court justice just to spite him
How can the richest man in the world be such a massive loser? Qhy do they love jews so much Today you have learned that Joseph Smith was a real prophet who never contradicted the Bible and the Book of Mormon is an actual ancient text.... from AFRICA, not the western "America", but ancient AMHARICA - which Amharic is the modern incarnation of Ge'ez which is REFORMED EGYPTIAN and the liturgical language of Ethiopia and Eritrea. Right across the Red Sea from Arabia, the most reasonable logical place for people to migrate to by sea leaving the destruction of Jerusalem - these people being the Nephites and also the Lamanites. "The Republicans in your country are offensive people, and they're being offensive to the rest of the world. Yes frens, that's where we are. Feels bad man. What is your honest opinion about this country? Well, /pol/? What's the consensus? Was he right all along? How the fuck did this happen? Is there any battle more lost than the libtards against image-generating AI?
On social media, they have hundreds of thousands of likes complaining that AI art isn't real art. In real life, people of all generations are taking advantage of this new tool. 
Based edition
>Why Gold & Silver?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo
>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos
>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/(US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/(EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/(Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/(Other rare metals)
more at:https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE
>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world/
>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en/
https://silverseek.com/
https://www.silverdoctors.com/
https://www.mining.com/
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/
>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com/(US)
https://eu.compare.pm/(EU)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle/(DE/EU)
>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins/
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide/
https://www.coinflation.com/
http://coinapps.com/
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation/
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa/
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK
>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM
https://www.usgs.gov/programs/mineral-resources-program/science
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X
>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database
Previous Thread: >>60093292 Update everyone on the happenings would you guys play something like this for april fools day?
might be fun
rules seem pretty self explanatory ELON DAY!
>FAT
>FUCKING
>LOSER 
This Year’s April Fools event was centered around Mass Immigration. Notice how the most degenerate board /cm/ (Cute Males) was the first to be deleted; this entire event was an allegory for what happens when mass immigration, open border policies, are allowed to continue unhindered. The /cm/ users migrated to the other porn boards and started spreading their degeneracy and mixing it with other degeneracy such as with the pony posters, this continued for hours across the boards until they settled on /pol/ which at that point had become nothing but sheer chaos. Shortly after /pol/ was deleted /v/ and /a/ were next and this left only /b/ as the most viable migration board. The /b/ board is the “random” board, where very few rules exist and are even less likely to be enforced, /b/ is chaos incarnate especially when you force the entire userbase of the site to raid the board simultaneously.
This years April Fools Event was a perfect allegory for how destroying borders, allowing unfettered mass immigration, and refusing to enforce immigration laws to those who invade your lands leads to; chaos, confusion, and the loss of individual cultures, identities, and even civilizations. >all the MIGAtards who seethed at the mods for mocking Elon's "SURRENDER YOUR MONEY TO ISRAEL" scam God damn what a fucking shit show. This really gave me time to reflect about how shitty the rest of the site is and that I’d truly taken for granted how much better it is to spend time with you faggots across the world quibbling over geopolitical retardation than anywhere else on this site. any /vp/okemon trainers in /pol/? Politics for this feel? Maybe americans feel the same way What are the political implications of KPOP music? How come nobody s talking about this? 1488 we're back bois
Other boards kindly step into the chamber room and await further instructions Yeah I’m thinking we’re back /pol/ /AR/ ar general, post your favorite AR in here now I guess Fuck is this? Fuck you Elon Musk Jesus says that the Jews were not from the house of Israel
Israel was a title given to Jacob
So Jesus says the Jews aren't from the genetic line of Jacob
Thus Jews are not and never were chosen
So why do our political parties try and claim the Jews are the chosen ones when they're obviously not hurr durr me politics me vote kamala me vote drump ME POOPY RETARD HURR DJRR I LIKE DA UKRAINE I FUCK MYSELF FOR RUSSIA IM HURRR DURRRRR IM RETARDED POLITICAL TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY RETARD HURR DURR
DINGDONG DING DING WAITTTERRR NIGGERR HEHEHE IM RETARDED Things were better dialed back, except for the forced leet. Can we please say our regards to little elon?
>F Why can't Russia just win? What's stopping them? Niggers.
https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/212268-pounds-egg-products-potentially-containing-bleach-recalled Tariq Nasheed lives rent-free in my head. well that was fucking gay. let's get back to posting about niggers and jews. DONT YOU EVER DO THAT TO OUR BOARD EVER AGAIN I ALMOST HAD A STROKE!!!11111 Does /pol/ have good taste in music? Post your favorite album NOW Many more nations will participate obviously but their involvement will be minor (Canada, Belarus, Azerbaijan, Serbia) so i didn't put them. >YOUUUUUUU NEVER SAIDDDDDDDD THAT THIS WOULD BE EASYYYYY!!!!
https://youtu.be/KDzt6yI3Dw8?si=dck5Rh-Hl_CUaWDY A German guy imported this into his country for marriage. Why do you blame white women and browns for the problems in society when the average white guy either does this or supports it? 0-0 until at least 80 minutes edition SAY THANK YOU FOR MAKING 4CHAN MORE EFFECTIVE im gonna fuck that cardstand up. ill be there in 30 minutes 
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