>be me
>Saturday afternoon
>casual Big Ten enjoyer
>turn on FOX for noon game
>expecting sleepy Iowa 13-10 slugfest
>suddenly
>GUS. FREAKIN. JOHNSON.
>“AAAAAAAAAND HE’S GOT A FAMILY!!!!”
>RB breaks a 3-yard run
>volume immediately 400%
>Joel Klatt trying to provide analysis
>Gus yelling like someone got shot out of a cannon
>“HE’S A BAD. MAN.”
>camera cuts to guy tying his shoe on the sideline
>crowd is half-empty
>Gus is acting like it’s the 4th quarter of the natty
>“SPEED. POWER. TOUCHDOWNNNNNN.”
>ball actually fumbled
>refs still spotting the ball
>Gus hits a vocal octave I didn’t know humans had
>feel my ancestors rise from the grave
>tfw you realize Gus could call paint drying and you’d still scream
>God bless this man

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