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What will unironically happen:

>Mods will ban the word TSU the same way they ban "onions" and "desu"
>/sp/ will become unusable for at least a week if not a month
>Metrosexual brown rape rates will skyrocket
>Trump will use this + Olympics to somehow try to get a third term (bread and circuses)
>Cristiano will eventually run for president of Portugal/UEFA/FIFA after his retirement and will win
>Diogo Jota will become football's greatest ever martyr, they will make monuments of him all throughout Portugal
>If he also reaches the thousand goal mark that same year, he will finally mog Messi and the GOAT debate will be forever settled
>Twain will facedox
>Cristiano will finally either get married to Georgina (he will propose during the cup ceremony) or come out as gay/bi/whatever
>He will finally stop having his chip on his shoulder regarding Messi and they'll be seen more often, reminiscing about the "good old days" a la Maradona and Pelé but friendlier and with less trannies and coke

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