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>Humanity is on its last legs and its saviors are a bunch of malformed experiments, deformed outcasts, the last members of forgotten civilizations, post-human subspecies, and bestial monsters.
>The stagnation of the war is due to Yakub manipulating the conflict to destroy both mankind and the demons, giving him complete dominion over the world.
>Gibraltar? Yakub needed to screw up European exploration efforts. The Golden Horde? Yakub kept the Mongols in charge of China knowing they would sack southeast Asia and keep the Russians contained thus answering both the Buddhist and Orthodox questions at the same time.
>Beezlebub is a literal retard sent to Earth because he fucked up on some other planet hence why the Demons can't accomplish anything of worth.
>The Demons are demoralized after centuries of getting bogged down on a craphole planet, the Church knows hell isn't quite what it used to be but keeps the war going just to preserve its grasp on power.
>The New World is relatively untouched even after the plagues due to Yakub's inflicted isolation on Europe and East Asia.
>The Prester John Auxiliaries are despised by the Iron Sultanate and the Ethiopians for being... Well... Monsters but kept around due to the Sultan needing to maintain the wall.
>With North America empty and Yakub busy engineering the death of the old world, other beings move into the interregnum.
>The Last of the Nephites, locked away in a ruin hidden deep in MesoAmerica, is unknowingly freed by Bigfoot.
>Elohim, the last of his kind, realizes that everything is wrong and sets off across the sea with the help of Polynesian explorers.
>Teams up with Bigfoot, an ant person, a red-haired giant, and a honest to Christ Skinwalker to kick Yakub's shit in.
The shitposters were right. The scenario's better, the plotholes have been explained, and there's an actual plot. Fuck.

>Those retards got Shreked by the fucking Dodos. I think we're safe here.
Pretty much. ROFL

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