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>there is literally no point telling anyone to roll the dice if the result isn't going to matter,
There is, because sometimes the player doesn't know if something is a possibility. You fucking retard. That's why you don't tell someone who says "I look for traps" that there are no traps here, and don't bother rolling. Completely destroys the mystery.

This should be obvious to anyone who played this game before Critical Roll came in and destroyed it. But you aren't and that's why you're using a picture from that fucking movie review channel I forget the name of. Both of those fat faggots should be shot in the head, and their kids should be molested to death, and every single one of their subscribers should be gassed. Your fucking ironic detached sarcastic cynical bullshit outlook on everything is insufferable, especially as it is combined with your childish soi smile little flappy arm joyous reaction to a fucking cartoon or a fucking natural 20 dice roll. Your ilk are completely schizophrenic in personality. You watch Rick and Morty and act like your soul is utterly dead but also get a vacuous giddiness over plastic bullshit. And I don't mean enjoying Warhammer figurines, I mean you start freaking the fuck out with joy over a natural 20, and treat it like a holy sacred ritual. Fuck you and fuck the fat faggots you watch on Twitch. No one gives a shit that Brendan Lee Mulligan said le epic funny thing on his retarded improv show rebranded as a D&D campaign. He's a fucking poseur. These peopel only roll d20s so they can laugh hysterically at the result. You don't understand games, you fucking retard. You may play some improv session lazily ripped off from Critical Roll and pretend it's a roleplaying game, but it isn't, and you don't know shit.

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