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If people in the world knew about that... A short history on what happened last week to me
>Going to Paris, with a 5h stay in São Paulo
>Proceeding to go to Guarulhos Airport, Air France sent me a message that the flight would suffer a 2h delay
>Fat Tuesday, basically a holiday in Brazil (i.e. no traffic jams in São Paulo)
>"Fuck that, I won't stay 9h in the airport, I'll go to São Paulo bang a hooker and then take a bath at the brothel"
>Try to take the bus link to Tietê bus terminal, don't have enough time. Took the bus link to Congonhas airport instead.
>Once in Congonhas, walk on foot until a shopping (Ibirapuera), with a hand luggage. Note: there is a memorial square near Congonhas Airport where a plane crashed in '07 which is a hidden touristical gem there
>Arrive at the shopping, than go to one of the plenty of brothels that region has
>At the first one, I didn't like any of those available.
>At the second one, chose a black women.
>Take a shower, bang her hard and then take another shower
>Go to eat at Sukiya (plenty in São Paulo), take the subway until a comfy station for calling a Uber to GRU Airport
My best 2025 day so far

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