>Be OP
>20 stone of pure white mans gift to women needing to be reminded of imperialism
>Drink some warm beer at the bar "Ay lad it's nearly 15C! Can't wait to get on the sky car for some air con!"
>Booked basic economy... pound ain't what she use to be... but saved some quid for a lass there
>sit in middle seat, squished in more than the finals for NORF at the pub last year
>before landing ask me if I need the form to fill out for a bloody visa free visit UNBELIEVABLE! I'M FROM ENGLAND!
>realize my phone is wedged up into my bum hole by now, ahh whatever smart phones are for amerimutts
>fill it out because I'm not some NPC who can't enjoy a good old fashion pen on paper
>notice the line with a bunch of asian fellows walking through want to go there after finally getting out of the frying pan
>someone tells me I gotta go through the other hedge maze! THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE HOLIDAY!
>waddle to the trains sweating profusely and miffed a bit due to no alcohol in 2 hours since meal before landing
>KAY-SEY LINE WOT DAT?!?! YOU-NEO SKYLINER I JUST WAS IN A SKY TRAIN!! BAH JUST GIVE ME THE EXPRESS!
>just walk into some train grabbing the first seat I see (pink for some reason)
>now have to take a "express" that seems to take a fortnite
>waddle down to my hotel but it's only 1PM and DEMAND by screaming they know my heritage to check in! I don't care about your "rules"
>finally wait out looking at some lasses in the blazing 20 degree about to depart this realm realize it's 301

You get what you deserve you fucking wank. Try putting down the fish and chips. I'll be laughing as it's 50 out asking for a sweater whilst your fat american looking arse is sat on a bench about to die.

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