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Whats the worst quote from a television show or film? You guys like Jenna Ortega? I think she is a good actress and I'd like to see her in more films and TV series. Movies that explore this theme >he yanks out a Lenovo and HDMI to watch a movie >Good test-screenings
>Normies actually getting hyped
Marvel might actually manage to pull off another Guardians with these guys. Actresses who should be more famous You WILL watch the live action Moana remake starring The Rock in a bad wig and muscle suit. it's never getting a movie now is it Am I supposed to believe these two twinks control all of Rome? Arthouse and classics.
Virus edition
>Question of the Day
What do you feel is the greatest decade for Japanese cinema, and WHY?
Prev: >>206036508 Would you… y’know…. splice? what happened to anime that made them stop producing kinos and only slops? How do you get out of this situation? Do movies influence people’s self image? this confuses and enrages the zoomer Like, I honestly have no clue. Is it a steam? A reality show ala Big Brother? A web series? Bum Fights V.2.? Some sort of performance art? All of the above?
Is it even real or just scripted? What does /tv/ think of Robert Pattinson? Is there a single sitcom that has stood the test of time? Hopefully Julie
Kavner next. Her Marge voice is awful now what is the single most devastating, impactful, emotionally damaging film ever created? I could be at home browsing /tv/ right now. I miss it. Nothing else comes close. Don't say private trackers. Privatefags will burn in Hell for betraying the sanctity of p2p file sharing. Twin Peaks thread GET ON IN HERE Mainstream porn is all weird cuck porn
I would actually buy porn if it was normal vanilla stuff
What the hell happened? What exactly is there to learn in acting? My dad tells me this is the only great Bond movie because the others are too silly. He also loves Jason Bourne. Is he right? >be William Shatner
>93 years old
>decide to make an unofficial Star Trek short
>use industry connections to get Michael Giacchino, Kevin Feige, and Skywalker Sound involved
>it's better than anything Alex Kuntzman made in the last seven years
How did he do it? >Hey son, are you watching one of your "kinos" agai- when did RLM became woke? >eating McDonald’s every day makes you fat
This blew boomers minds away >Prometheus and Romulus, you have failed this city What other movies represent this feeling? The time of the MP4 has come.
still no sound allowed on /tv/ though lmao or
>How long can you stream Caligula on twitch until b&?
get in here bros Gladiator 2
Mediocre follow-up. Goes so far as to replay the first movie in its opening minutes and then plays flashbacks throughout. Also hits the very same story beats, but lacks the memorable performances. I did not care for anyone except Denzel and the Emperors.
I actually think it would've been a better movie had it no connection at all to the original. None of the ties to the previous movies did it any favours beyond borrowing the gravitas of the title. There were some nice practical effects and battles. Fun to watch once and never again.
What did you think of it? At what point did game of thrones become unsalvageable? How did this reddit movie filter me this hard?
I cry easily at movies, I fall for every tear exploit
But this movie is one of the most boring movies I've ever watched
I can't even finish it, all the characters are just boring soulless demons What the fuck is wrong with this old retard? >Cursed with Godlike powers and immortality
>Cursed Name someone more based. (Impossible) Most actresses wait until they have at least one hit film under their belt before they reveal how insufferable they are. Her career hasn’t even left the runway and everyone’s already sick of her. Post movies that are made for real men. No superheroes, no franchises, no gay indies and nothing too fantastical. Post movies with balls. >good premise
>weak execution
This movie deserves it. What else? TEE CHUTA HHAT YUDD
AYE GA
AH’CHU APENKEE? > So it's true, then. What they're saying on the train? Why didn't Eru just kill Sauron? Holy shit, this is alien invasion kino. Why did no-one tell me about this? Implessive watchlist edition.
Previous: was lost to the archives, but please link it if you have it. So why did the aliens make this guy kill random people? she's barely 2 years old, you sick fuck! Now that the dust has settled, can anyone tell me what exactly went wrong? >Wachowski brothers split
>their solo movies are shit
>Coen brothers split
>their solo movies are shit
>Safdie brothers split
Bros... I'm worried. Why was Tony OK with AJ dating an Afro-Dominican but not with Meadow dating an Afro-Jew?
Did the writers forget Tony is supposed to be racist?
:/ >Action stations, action stations set condition one throughout the thread. This is not a drill. I repeat, action stations, action stations set condition one throughout the thread. This is not a drill. Why is there no wicked thread up? I want to defy gravity bros Name a manlier movie?
>Assassins/spies mystery while scaling the Eiger
that includes:
>Casual racism to the black whore and treated as such
>Fucks with college chick trying to sleep for grades
>Beats up his bosses handlers
>Beats up the queer
>Beats up the muscle freak
>Boozing it with George Kennedy
>Fuck with the native american, who never speaks kek
Also:
>Clint Eastwood did almost all of his own stunts, incl. a scene where he cuts his safety line over a drop of at least 1,000 feet
>Has a crack at Marlon Brando's oscar snub
>One climber tragically dies from a boulder during filming; Clint had done the same dangerous scene minutes before.
> Full name of the albino character is Urassis Dragon (your ass is dragging)
All in all, clint makes indiana jones look like a pussy How exactly is he the bad guy again? GDT's Hellboy is juvenile, impulsive, and rude, whereas this guy has pretty reasonable and mature motivation for his actions (saving his people). Why am I supposed to root against him? Look, he brought his expensive night-vision goggles, for night jigglin'! >YOU ARE THE NAVIGATOR!
How do you respond? Wolf of Wall Street (premiered in 2013 but was on blu-ray in 2014)
Under the Skin (premiered in 2013 but released in 2014)
True Detective (2014)
2014 was probably the best year for "movies" of the decade, although some argue it was 2011 or 2019. But these three flicks mog them. >saves 'tube Kino in your path
A breath of fresh air, truly. They should revamp this but with subjects like lucid dreaming, sleep paralysis, migraines, BPD, gangstalking, MLM scams, crystals
Nu-bullshit things that people treat as 100% legit This is probably what you walk into as an intern at the White House Me (36M) and my partner (42F) just finished movie. Here’s why we didn’t like it. https://youtu.be/YDilL5cQ2Jw?si=C6LtVXwRKKaEv4Sx&t=111
ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH ARTH >be me
>bored normie
>check out this series
>see Harrison Ford on the cover
>decide to watch Shrinking
>first episode
>incompetent white dad
>violent black guy but it's not his fault, it's all the rude white people who keep bumping into him
>stereotypical gay couple
>white people can get away with anything scene
keep watching and
>black guy is the object of desire of two adult women (one of them saying he is a big beautiful man and the other commenting on his beautiful cacao skin)
>teenage girl wants to fuck him the moment he sees her
>another has a crush on him and mutters to herself how beautiful he is while he is sleeping and she watches him longingly
you truly can't win with ANY of these nu series i love actress Alicia Vikander The final episode of Star trek has been released
}https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgOZFny7F50 Who is gayer in this situation? >Terrifier 4 has Art going to Detroit New television show featuring /tv/ darling AnnaSophia Robb: Grosse Pointe Garden Society.
> The series follows four members of a suburban garden club who find their lives intertwined by scandal, mischief and a shared secret – a murder no one wants to talk about. As dark truths begin to rot their lives under the surface, they struggle to remain as perfect as the flowers blooming in their garden above.
Premiere's Feb 23.
Will you be tuning in? >2k upscale
Why PJ do us like this? Are rape scenes really necessary? WORKING 9 TIL 5
WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING https://deadline.com/2024/11/daniel-craig-luca-guadagnino-sgt-rock-dc-1236182706/ Anything you are lookig/hoping for?
For me it's the original full cut of Event Horizon. If it was on HBO or Showtime, it would've been the greatest show of all time. But it being on cable and having an annoying case-of-the-week structure holds it back massively because the writing, acting and directing is top notch. >And if that wasn't enough, he thought it would be a good idea to burn Mickey's mum's caravan... while she was asleep in it. Well I'll tell you one thing: My estimation of Arthur Fleck as a man just fuckin plummeted. Gaia willing, they fixed this >You wouldn't understand.
How do you respond without sounding mad? Good horror movie suggestions? Looking at your phone while the movie is on? That's a paddlin'.
Coughing during the film? That's a paddlin
Having to go pee? You guessed it, paddlin' What was the deal with this?
Were they trying to taunt the victims? I have no idea who these people were in real life, never seen a single episode of SNL but working for TV looks so cozy whores exit
sluts scram
tramps withdraw
harlots vacate
floozies abscond
hussies evacuate
flappers vamoose
witches retire
vixens disappear
tarts scurry
shrews skedaddle
hookers hightail
escorts extract
bimbos bail
jezebels jettison 
Kill Nihilists. Behead Nihilists. Roundhouse kick a nihilist into the concrete. Slam dunk a Nihilists baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy nihilist posters. Defecate in a Nihilists food. Launch Nihilists into the sun. Stir fry Nihilists in a wok. Toss Nihilists into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Nihilists gas tank. Judo throw Nihilists into a wood chipper. Twist Nihilists heads off. Report Nihilists to the IRS. Karate chop Nihilists in half. Curb stomp pregnant Nihilists. Trap Nihilists in quicksand. Crush Nihilists in the trash compactor. Liquify Nihilists in a vat of acid. Eat Nihilists. Dissect Nihilists. Exterminate Nihilists in the gas chamber. Stomp Nihilists skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Nihilists in the oven. Lobotomize Nihilists. Mandatory abortions for Nihilists. Grind nihilist fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Nihilists in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Nihilists with a ray gun. Kick old Nihilists down the stairs. Feed Nihilists to alligators. Slice Nihilists with a katana. Gladiator
>Antonio Banderas was the first choice for Maximus, but he was unavailable. Mel Gibson was offered the part, but declined to do “The Patriot.” Hugh Jackman and Gerard Butler also tested before Russell Crowe was cast. He had to be persuaded not to attempt to mimic Banderas’s Spanish accent.
>Jude Law tested to play Commodus.
>Charlize Theron tested to play Lucilla.
>Dolph Lundgren was approached to play Hagen.
>Christopher Plummer was approached to play Marcus Aurelius.
Bonus
>Russell Crowe championed for Chris Hemsworth to star in the sequel after they became friends while making “Thor: Love and Thunder”, but Ridley Scott considered him too old.
>Barry Keoghan was originally cast as Emperor Caracalla, but dropped out due to scheduling conflicts with “Saltburn”. was this any good? who's holding? What was the significance of this scene? What does this reaction image pose mean? Can someone post the actual scene? The Enterprise-E was the most kino Enterprise, and I'm tired of pretending it's not Why does /tv/ worship the prequels when they were the original "subvert your expectations" trash fires where all the heroes from the first series like Yoda were bad guys all along, including a straight white male as the evil protagonist? The prequels represent everything /tv/ claims to hate about recent media. Alright we need to settle this once and for all okay. At the end of the freaking jesus christ movie is she still in the other world or is she in the normal world. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE BULLSHIT ARRRGAGGGHHHH >this made millenials laugh uncontrollably and spill their Mountain Dew livewire in their friend’s basement on a Saturday night WoW party in the 00s Was “Stepford Wives” a good movie? Or just a fun concept? This was one of the most boring episodes of anything I've ever seen.
Who thought this would be a good idea for a season opener? For me it was Rocky, I swear that shit was dead after V, movie was so bad the other guy even got AIDS. Welcome..to Cretaceous Corral! I know I will find a friend at the roundhouse! I miss radio. Right at this hour I'd be listening to Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carrolla. And then Opie and Anthony for the morning commute, Howard at lunch. >Itt: scenes that made you walk out of a movie. Most underrated director of all time https://youtu.be/tJV_-5nciN0?si=d57M0JzXEc4su5HU
>The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf
>007 No Time To Die
>The Suicide Squad
>Dune
>Mortal Kombat
>Raya
>Mobile Suit GUNDAM: Hathaway's Flash
>Evangelion: 3.0+1.0
>Arcane
Beginning of Fall started in 2012 for sure but everything ended after 2021, World truly ended after 2021, soul just faded out BroTank Edition
>/ftl/ News
• Binx admitted having fucked 10+ black guys
• 4 fish are given lie detector tests this afternoon
• Payton is still the most coddled fish in history
• Burt BBC confirmed by Jeff
• Jeff still gay
• Ian has returned
• The house is being renovated
• The fish paid 3,100 Fishbucks to evict Frank
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Previous: >>206061534 Punished Jay
A man denied his talk show >mfw jeets discovering IMDb and shitting up the top 250 with Bollywood and shows literally no Westerner has ever seen
It's so funny, the charts are a fucking mess now >In The Last Battle, Susan is conspicuous by her absence. Peter says that she is "no longer a friend of Narnia", and (in Jill Pole's words) "she's interested in nothing now-a-days except nylons and lipstick and invitations." Not every black person is DEI. So let me know if it's this fake lmao because i'm laughing my ass
The 20 Indians Who Made Sam Hyde See Red A Clash Of Cultures Gone Wrong
https://youtu.be/Fc9pStHJ8SY?si=IslDjlQpnKO6HFt_ Fuck you I like the dialog and animation
The commie bitches decided they hate Velma because they heard everyone else was and it was the opposite of Last of Us hype at the time... they can't make their own opinion breaking bad is the greatest sh- How would you defeat the Terrifier?
Me? I wouldn't defeat him at all, I would listen to what he had to say. And that's what nobody did. >Claire, a popular English teacher, begins to hear a low humming sound that no one else around her can hear. This seemingly innocuous noise gradually upsets the balance of her life, increasing tension between herself and her husband, Paul, and daughter, Ashley. But despite multiple doctors, no obvious source or medical cause can be found.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf4cu6Bw_o4
IS IT TELEKINO? >is the New York Yankees of movies what a touching movie and what a real legend he is and was. Just watched it, you should too I went to US Public schools 1999-2006 and remember watching these in class. Tho in College they also made us watch that documentary Five Broken Cameras like 3 separate times 
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