Board: /tv/
"/tv/ - Television & Film" is 4chan's imageboard dedicated to the discussion of television and film.
Is it a masterpiece or overrated slop? >tfw literally every deleted scene and concept is superior to the final product
>tfw anons who worked on the movie confirmed it was a shitshow a la Kingdom of the Sun
>tfw even normies have rejected it wholesale
Some centenary celebration. Why does Disney keep trying to reboot TRON? This... just didn't work. I truly don't understand why anyone would want this, let alone create it. Fox should hang their heads in shane. SpongeBob premiered a little less than a decade after Ren & Stimpy, but 25 years later Nickelodeon has yet to produce another cartoony series Undeniably better and more mature than dunc >Gaijin is sad? Send him some asian pussy > Druggie potheads think taking drugs and watching cinema can lead to a spiritual experience.
No, you lazy degenerate pseuds. Smoking week and Watching a Lynch flick will not give you enlightenment or any deep philosophical insights. Kek. I liked it. What was alan moore's fucking problem? Do famous people ever come to /tv/ to anonymously shit on their colleagues? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP58ctFeYzk
>moms gonna freak Is Argylle the biggest flop of 2024? Imagine if they made a KotoR movie. Imagine a mature Star Wars movie that explores how weird and emotionalls supressed the Jedi are, and why people could be drawn to the Sith. It'll never happen and that makes me sad Why not just play the games >Arcadian.2024.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.265-FLUX
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ryW6g_-cwM
>In a near future, life on Earth has been decimated. Paul (Nicolas Cage) and his twin teenage sons, Thomas (Jaeden Martell) and Joseph (Maxwell Jenkins), have been living a half-life -- tranquility by day and torment by night. When the sun sets, ferocious creatures of the night awaken and consume all living souls in their path. One day, when Thomas doesn't return home before sundown, Paul chooses to leave the safety of their fortified farm to find him before the creatures arrive. Just as he finds his boy, a nightmarish battle ensues and Paul is gravely wounded. Now the twins must devise a desperate plan for surviving the coming night and use everything their father has taught them to keep him alive.
WILL CAGEKINO KEEP HIS WHITE SONS ALIVE?
FIND OUT IN THIS MOVIE WITH ONLY A FEW ACTORS!
YES, IT'S TECHNICALLY COMING OUT ON WEDNESDAY INSTEAD OF TUESDAY BUT ENJOY AND DISCUSS, BROS! What was TV like in the "analog" era? >watching show
>see actor i recognize but don't remember
>start typing characters name into the google
>(characters) death scene
absolutely debilitating This woman looks like an angel. I'll watch every movie she stars in just to see her face. She reminds me of a young Cate Blanchett. I really hope that new Alien movie is good. I want her to take over Hollywood. More Cailee Spaeny! >Pops corn for the lulz
>/tv/ pisses and shids they’re pants >Godzilla.Minus.One.2023.2160p.JPN.UHD.Blu-ray.HEVC.TrueHD.7.1.Atmos-AREY
>Godzilla.Minus.One.2023.2160p.JPN.UHD.Blu-ray.HEVC.TrueHD.7.1.Atmos-AREY
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>Godzilla.Minus.One.2023.2160p.JPN.UHD.Blu-ray.HEVC.TrueHD.7.1.Atmos-AREY
>Godzilla.Minus.One.2023.2160p.JPN.UHD.Blu-ray.HEVC.TrueHD.7.1.Atmos-AREY he looks like he enjoys IPA's I need one more X-Men '97 thread to get at least twenty replies then I can afford dinner. ITT we only post certified KINO webms. Keep your loser shit to yourself, thanks. >big fat neckbeard loser dies of a heart attack because he's dumb, fat and lonely and wasted his life collecting blurays
>his mom or sister donates that retard's collection to Goodwill
>everybody gets his precious collection for pennies and makes a profit selling them online to other fat losers
kek
what a waste of time Now that the dust has settled, who should Bella have chosen to be her husband? Are you looking forward to any upcoming films or shows at all? Christian Bale in Maggie Gylenhaals The Bride of Frankenstein
>Mom's gonna freak! Why did Chandler Bong do it? I miss times when movies would reference some obscure Youtube clips made for shit and giggles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plQIf5fS8xw&ab_channel=Leggy How does this movie look so fucking good? This fucking CGI, this attention to detail in every single little thing, these costumes, the colors are so alive and vibrant - they just fucking pop in every scene, this lighting, the sets, the locations. Jesus fucking Christ. And it was made by fucking Disney of all people. What the fuck happened? Seeing the dull, ugly, bland, lifeless slop like D U N C being hailed as the holy grail of cinema is honestly fucking depressing. What the fuck happened to movies? What was the point of making the humans play the video game when the ayylamos already know there is no solution to the 3 body problem? What does /tv/ think of Terrifier? Will you watch Terrifier 3? Fuck you I loved 3
Fuck you I loved 4
Fuck you I even liked parts of Prometheus and Covenant >Now we shall see what lies at a dreams end. As of right now, I am officially reopening the XXX Files. This is a movie I like! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom. Is this any good outside of Charlize Theron and Teri Hatcher showing skin? What is your favorite type of movie to watch while high? is the rate of young actresses smoking higher than the general population?
also, dropped >AND YOU GIVE YOURSELF AWAY
>AND YOU GIVE YOURSELF AWAY
>AND YOU GIVE
>AND YOU GIVE
>AND YOU GIVE YOURSELF AWAY What are you watching on labour day, tv What is your favorite sports movie? >try to watch a kino
>tummy immediately starts grumbling what are some perfect kino castings, /tv/? What the fuck? They greenlit a second movie that looks WORSE? ITT: movies and shows that zoomers absolutely haven't seen Anyone else felt sexual tension between lady Jessica and her son Paul? >'Dilate'? That is your answer? Tattoo it on your forehead, Mr. /tv! Your insurrection is over, Mr. /tv/. Condolences! The chuds lost! My advice is to do what your parents did; have sex, sir. The chud will always lose! he looks like a slimey trucker you'd see at a gas station Just finished watching this. What the ever loving fuck? I thought this was a kids movie. I had no idea what I was signing up for, and am going to have trouble sleeping for at least a week. Who OK'd this? >this was considered a slutty outfit in 2004 America About to dive into the original run. I've seen the original a few years ago but the rest are new to me. What am getting myself into? Thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.
>/film/ charts
https://mega.nz/folder/87xyiJjZ#3B2eXe2lmN2KbFNNEagggQ
>/film/ directors directory
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qgdYsMPAaFWrAa_7EHLpXqpOHLaDLmytM9wJ5nhGtqs
>/film/ literature
https://mega.nz/folder/XCokCRpR#tlesB0J_7jhaEWZVJqVzlA
>but anon, where do I find these films?
https://rentry.org/filmlinks
https://rentry.org/kinolinks
>script to make 3x3 webms
https://textdoc.co/D5QNYIX2avmsqi49
Previous: >>198729561 You're on the air. I'm listening. Turn around,
and tell me what you see,
in her face,
the mirror of your dreams At this point I don't even know anymore These two are visionaries. >Maquis in TNG
>People have been abandoned by the Federation
>Maquis in DS9
>Just terrorists
Why did DS9 fumble the bag Is he the most unlikeable lead in history? Why didn't you guys tell me about how kino this film is? Actress Florence Pugh was hit in the face by a flying object. HAPPENING! This was during a recent Dune 2 screening. Reportedly, the worst part was her co actress Zendaya, who ignored Pugh, and is even seen laughing while other cast members worry for Pughs wellbeing.
What is the point of being an actor and making movies if you're going to get hurt by people? Rosie Jones is hobbling towards you and intends to tell you a 45 minute one liner about how she can't wipe properly. What do you do? I think this is the most chinese face Tony pulls in the entire show. He could often pass for asian when squinting but he went full Mr. Yunioshi here. But it's been a while since I saw watched the show, can you remember any times Tony looked more chinese than here? >As of 1988, Jimmy Carter had viewed more films in the White House Family Theater than any other person, having watched 480 films in the facility during his four-year term beginning with All The President's Men. It has been foretold, the Lisan Al gaib will come forth brining quads.
Surely he is here among us. Will we ever return to sitcoms that can live on only big boob jokes? the cheesy editing and video effects are ironic, right? Movies are entertainment, not art. Can Zendaya permanently fuck off and never appear in another film? Fuji > Ochiba > Kiku > Mariko >So Mr. President. The guys in the back want to know if you’ll ride the Sybian… This is when capekino peaked As of right now, I am officially reopening the X-Files. Why no movie on these actual vigilantes? Is this peak adventure kino? What else comes close to Curse of the Black Pearl?
>INB4 anything by Spielberg or George Lucas BRING BACK BLAXPLOITATION
BRING BACK BADASS JIVE TALKING CARICATURE BLACK CHARACTERS
I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME DUDE TALKIN ABOUT COLONIALISM "WE WUZ SLAVES" SOCIAL COMMENTARY BULLSHIT
I JUST WANNA SEE A SMOOTH TALKIN BROTHA KUNG FU KICK A NIGGA THROUGH A WINDOW
post blaxsploitation kino The only way to save Star Wars is to introduce hot, scantily clad Twi'lek girls with multicoloured boobies. What was his master plan? Why have you not experienced Ridley Scott's kino in the cinema the way it was intended? Who the fuck hurt this guy. Why is his shit so depressing And in this house, Ratko Mladić is a hero. Are femcels right, can Hollywood only be saved by casting hot, (very) young men/boys? This show any good or is it melodrama and jump scares? What's was the point of the movie? Was is just sexhaver anti incel propaganda?
Why everybody talks so weird and quirky?
My headcannon is that they are not human but robots who decided to replicate humans. That's motivation behind everything that they do How would /tv/ have reacted if 4chan was around when this came out? Shows you watched when you stayed home sick from school. Since it was confirmed multiple times throughout last year... What are everyone's thoughts & predictions? thank god we live in this quiet little spingy dingy bingo bongo mountain towwwwn
this is a strange thing to put in a show Imagine if they force fed him viagra and just sucked his cock all night haha wouldn't that be a funny plot twist Has there been any good Indian movies released in the past decade? You're telling me there is NOTHING Lucas can do to stop this murder of his once great franchise? https://vocaroo.com/1729ff4RKeoz Watched the rerelease yesterday.
The theater was a laugh riot, the movie was a lot funnier than I remember.
I might not be a "better movie" than Spider-Man 2, but it's a more fun and enjoyable movie to watch. YES you WILL watch the fall guy
YES you WILL support The Goose >Going to dox every glowie on the planet
Why was I supposed to be rooting against him again? What the FUCK was Mark Wahlberg problem? ! I COULD NEVER HEART A BITCH BUT I HEART A GRAM >mogs the Fallout shit show to death Just finished rewatching this. Good fucking film. What does /tv/ think about the relationship of Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor? What do they do for fun? I'm 20 minutes in and bored as hell. Should I keep watching or is the rest just as shit? Does anyone actually watch this shit? I never hear anyone talking about it. Kek I didn't know Casey Anthony moved to Spain >Universal Pictures is expected to release their horror comedy ABIGAIL on VOD and digital platforms next week, arriving on May 7th, 2024. The film premiered in US theaters on April 19th, 2024.
https://www.whentostream.com/news/abigail-digital-streaming-release-date-revealed
>One of the truisms in film calendar slating is that it’s a real plus to be the first new horror film released in a while. With the weak opening of Universal’s “Abigail” this weekend, the inverse also seems to hold.
https://www.indiewire.com/news/box-office/weekend-box-office-abigail-flops-civil-war-stays-on-top-1234976171/
Movies that don't make money go to VOD
AKA earlier torrents for us! Why is /tv/ so fixated on rating, when classic movies bombed? why didnt anyone tell me ancient china was so cool >Sir, you will not believe this... no Facebook, no Twitter, no Instagram, not even Snapchat... he's a total ghost. I am i retarded for thinking this movie falls apart towards the end? The first half is a legit 10/10 kino, but i remember the ending being flat so when is this coming out? and how /coom/ will it be? ITT: Think of ideas for hilarious new Office episodes
>Jim and Pam get in a car crash that kills Pam and their child. Jim loses his job due to depression then gets drunk and shoots himself >"You are a worthless faggot little kike..."
Damn, did they go too far with this? Series 3 later this month, what are we expecting? >henchmen in full plate armour die after the hero rakes his sword across their breastplates What's your favorite episode? For me it's either Feat of Clay or any Ra's al-Ghul arc What’s peak Dunkakino? The Godfather? Scarface? Dog Day? Serpico? Maybe a more obscure one like Panic in Needle Park? Give me your dunkpinions /tv/ images taken seconds before disaster I wasn't allowed to watch harry potter as a kid. I am slowly morphing into Doug Heffernan....Help me. I just want him to move on and get over it already, it's been almost a decade...when does it stop hurting for I- I mean him? How did a director as robotic as George Lucas make a movie with this much SOVL? >anti-vax
>made fun of Mike Jackson for vitiligo
why the fuck isn't this asshole cancelled?
https://youtu.be/OeQzav3eIag