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Episode 7 and 8 are out! Season 5 is confirmed.
>S4.E7 ∙ Hurrying
>Fri, Jun 6, 2025
>A scheduling mistake creates tension at the pub while harvest season begins, exhausting Jeremy. The Diddly Squat crew must push hard to handle both situations.
>S4.E8 ∙ Landlording
>Fri, Jun 6, 2025
>It's a bank holiday and the pub's opening day. Whether it stays open remains to be seen. At Diddly Squat, harvest results arrive as another farming year concludes. arthouse plus classics
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>QOTD
Films by John Ford and Akira Kurosawa that you consider to be underrated?
prev: >>211198397 >film about Native Americans
>they're all depressed alcoholics Michael Biehn has now been killed by an alien, a predator and a terminator like his co-stars Bill Paxton and Lance Henrikson.
That's all. Movie is shit. Why are women writers obsessed with therapy? >Predator.Killer.Of.Killers.2025.2160p.WEB.H265-AccomplishedYak
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbddYji1F8s
Time for some Predakino! ANIMAL FARM - Made by Andy Serkis, Starring Seth Rogen
Is /tv/ hyped? why am I supposed to hate this /tv/ world wasnt ready for him This is mid. Was he trying to be mainstream? Beause it's safe and boring slop. A few good shots but that's it. >hear somebody say a film is kino IRL
you ruined my week /tv/ Who are some adult actresses that look like hollywood television and film actresses? Why did he career fail to take off?
He’s literally chad is shawty gon get a new movie or her career cooked for real this time? >new movie
>nobody on /tv/ cares about it
It's kino isn't it? That show was comedy gold. Shame Jordan Peele became an asshat OK, really. What is going on with the Cinema? This scene sure hits different these days. or is it just "men are le bad" propaganda? I GOT SOMETHING TO SAAAY
I BOGGED MYSELF TODAY
AND IT DOESNT MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS I LOOK AGED Find a picture with more talent in it. I’m waiting. >You filthy little mudblood
They're not actually going to say that, so what's going to be the new slur? >Write the most annoying Jew character ever to be put on TV, literally a parody of Adam Friedland almost
>Not even supposed to be Jewish
Wut. Poetry is superior to film. This is an undeniable fact and you are free to cope as you want. Where is the Milton, Yeats, Pindar, Aeschylus, Shakespeare, Dante, Browning of film? In terms of aesthetical sensitivity and creative pliability, poetry is effortlessly superior to film, because its medium is language itself, and a universal embodiment of the feelings inherit to language. Almost all cultures have poetry. Meanwhile film is only a series of photographs of reality stacked together. In poetry one has a vision of life, as great and deep as culture itself, echoing throughout the centuries, and an implicit moral standard of conduct for ones own thoughts and actions. But in film one only has entertainment.
>A race may civilize itself BY LANGUAGE, not film. Cat People is filth.
- Ezra Pound's 1942 review of Cat People FREAKED (1993) | Official 4K Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJk7m-kjVmc Sup, nigga.
You wanna talk some shit? Call me. Start some shit.
Bitch. so dubsia is where jean wants to go .. What the fuck is a tangerine? Was he ever a good actor? Was he just the token black man that was just easy enough to work with yet still had enough of a following to draw an audience? Is she a good actress or just a pretty face? Just got done watching Season 6. I can't believe there are people out there who don't believe Season 6 is the best season of the show and instead season 5 or 3 is.
Crazy.
Also Angel's gay. I'm really supposed to believe a cool guy like Spike owned a stupid jacket like this? Why are japanese prank shows so superior to western prank shows? This fit from The Mouse goes hard edition
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Older drama for kinosseurs: i.imgur.com/a/YanckyS Thatcher's Bloody Britain. what's your response to LynchLyonneGate, tv? Well go figure, Marsden in a shitty B-movie with a leggy blonde.
At least he's still working, and probably fucked her. More than we can say, right /tv/?
Marsden is balls deep right now and look where you and me are. why did that 90s show fail? was hannah montana any good? Just talk about comfy stuff & your hopes for the season.
Also, [spoiler} out of all the girls, Heather Williams deserves fart art, given her farting was a plot point in Post Covid. Plus, she canonically has a stomach condition. [/spoiler] How the fuck is Dragon Ball going to top this? What do women see in pedro pascal? He's not tall or particularly good looking or even a great actor yet women act like he's prime Brad Pitt What did she mean by this? Her name is Bryce Dallas Howard. Producer of massive hit kinos and sat in the Directors chair for an episode of Star Wars.
What should project should she settle next? >You don't know who I am, do you? 3x3 thread
https://topsters.org/ >Pull 3 legendary actors out of retirement
>For a final movie in the genre they are most known for
>Best performance is by Everybody Loves Raymond
wtf if im ever caught behaving like this, you have my authorization to kill me
i dont care if i am drunk at a wedding, having just won the lottery. if i EVER act like this, you should shoot me right there where i stand. >smartest man in the world
>named "Reed Richards"
>looks like the average Southern European tavern owner from a seaside town who's about to invite you for a glass of wine and fried calamari while he plays with his prayer beads
This just doesn't work. What makes Kill Bill work compared to other female action movies >I killed hundreds of civilians in Vietnam but I will risk my life for this thirsty Mexican cartel gangster because of Honor or something Damn, Wes just never fucking misses. Who should play Hanni Pham in the inevitable legal drama adaptation about NJZ? >I was raped in the back of a fan in the summer of 1988
>I've done peyote why did they cast the most boring looking kids? they look like models at Gap Kids. They're not even ugly, they're just so dull looking Matthew McConaughey’s wife and daughter daily reminder that anakin was 100% justified in killing all the sand people. they are a net negative to tatooine, and are literal monsters. What is this cunts fucking problem? >try to sneak in a little snack into the theatre like pic related
>always get caught because theres no convenient way to sneak in a modest snack
How do you guys do it? Even the jumbo popcorn buckets barely serve as a light snack on top of being so expensive >I don't think you can say that word, anon. name one good movie from 2025
you can't Now that no one is being paid to shill it here, give it to me straight, is it woke? I wanna watch it for the cute alt girls My girlfriend is Asian, what kinos should I watch with her? ITT: the writer's poorly disguised fetish Do you believe the girls were sabotaged during photo shoots? I vehemently refuse to believe it’s not butter. How much do you think he regretted siding with Palpatine at this point >main characters get extremely rich somehow
>they act like snobs
>generally turn into nonsensical caricatures that throw money around and treat every one of their friends like peasants
>the "voice of reason" character gets rid of all the money
>everyone goes back to normal and agrees that they're much happier living in poverty
In just about every sitcom I can think of, live action or not, they have at least one episode that follows this formula. What's with that? >Only Asian character in Harry Potter
>name is Ching Chong Why aren't audiences interested in mafia movies anymore? Don't Touch If You Ain't Prayed >One-off covid tests. You got all these poor schmucks from Germany, Austria, Czechoslovakia or wherever the fuck, running scared that they won't be allowed into their jobs, into theaters, whatever. So you buy one-off tests in bulk, through a creditor. You sell them to a pharmaceutical distributor. The poor fucks try to give themselves a test, only to find out it doesn't really matter unless you are sick yourself. The distributor asks for their money back, only he has already paid and you have sold all of your tests.
>Hahaha! Itz fackin byootifool! Why did Constance Wu receive online abuse for her role in "Fresh off the boat"? >The Subtle Fascism of __
>__ is deeper than you think
>Is __ good, actually?
>The Rise and Fall of __
>I Watched Every __ Movie and Now I’m Insane >"Where are we going?"
>"The question is not where, but when." why would a Ninja wear a headband that says Ninja on it? >we need a gun that can pass as a futuristic sci-fi gun
>he's already on set sir > Well, it turns out Gunn's new film will include neither. According to a new product listing (spotted by fans on Reddit), David Corenswet's take on the Man of Steel will live by the slogan, "truth, justice, and the human way," doing away with the "American" of the classic version
What does human way even mean? I don't even understand what it means. What humans? All lives matter? >Film scenes which will live on in infamy Is this scene peak television? what i think would be a cool twist in the walking dead universe is if the walkers could be treated and they come back to their original selves maybe that could be the conclusion millions of hideously deformed walkers trying to live normal lives again >incredibly cool intro
>rest of the movie is nothing like it
god damn it, i wanted to see more mercenary/operator squad hunterkino vs vampires >completely and utterly shits the bed during season 4
What went wrong? Times you acted like Mark Wahlberg? wtf was her plan ? destroy a good friendship ? is she retarded ? that Timothy Busfield was doing a lead dramatic role on ABC's Thirtysomething, and during hiatus time went back to his Revenge of the Nerds gig and had to put on this whole getup for such a shitty sequel?
Makes me laugh realizing this happened. What are the best New Jersey kinos? >don't care if women are in my kinos
>don't care if blacks are in my kinos
>don't care if sandpeople are in my kinos
>don't care if whites are in my kinos
all I care about is that a kino is fun to watch and maybe has an interesting story. its a plus if there are cute women or Idris Elba
fuck the chud complainers >'member Tuco?
>'member Gus?
>'member Lydia?
>'member Mike?
Holy reddit, you guys actually like this nostalgiaslop? According to producers, Oliver Reed spent most of his time getting drunk and trying to seduce Uma Thurman.
Nice I STOLE A LOAD OF BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD I just wanted to say I’m sorry and that hopefully you’re not too upset at me for what I said, /tv/. the best way to end the show is to spare Homelander and let him live with all of his powers and V drained from him, forced to live a normalfag life >what if we made an office comedy set in the DC universe but never actually show DC characters, only mention them sometimes
>oh and we'll let Vanessa Hudgens play the MC
no one watched this shit It's really unnerving to think Mike has spent over $900K of the RLM's money on movie memorabilia. >You're off the case House! This film promotes the mythology that the Union Army were the heroes and in the right, when in reality they were following a tyrant who had broken his oath and violated the constitutional on multiple levels. They should've been rebelling against Lincoln, not waging an illegal war on the south. So could he feel his sister's cramps?
What about appendix? >Snyderesque
>Gunnian
>Peeleism
>Villeneuveine
>Fincheratic
>Tarantinine
>Del Toroid
>Nolanish the world really ended in 2012, didn't it? >It's not the movies that suck, it's you the audience that sucks.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/jun/06/martin-scorsese-no-longer-watches-films-in-cinemas-due-to-audience-bad-behaviour >Get your special sock out, nerds, it's gonna get good
>has a generic boring-ass capeshit fight he's kind of a lot older than her.. this always bothered me about this movie NAME THE LAST FILM YOU WATCHED THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST OR, SO HELP ME GODDESS, I'M PULLING THE TRIGGER, CHUD! >character is an insomniac
>doesn't exhibit reclusive behaviour, slurred speech, hallucinations, depressive states, increased paranoia and general nervousness, trouble with motor skills/coordination, perpetual state of delirium or near-delirium, zero short term memory that necessitates having to take incredibly detailed notes, jumpiness, markedly worsened depth perception, suicidal fantasies, unusually irritated skin, eye pain, cramps and muscle spasms, increased sense of spirituality, very low but occasionally extremely active libido, manic episodes followed by extreme despair, emotionless attitude punctuated by the occasional outburst of anger, frequent episodes of derealization, apathy or lack of interests, extremely unstable sleep schedule, clumsiness, significant and rapid weight loss or gain and occasional periods - usually while in bed - of alarming lucidity Why does everyone suck Nolan's cock? His films are cold and uneven in quality, with stiff cinematography, odd dialogue, bad sound mixing, and convoluted plots. >2015
it came out literally 10 years ago.
really strange to think that inception (2010) was "15" years ago Dafne Keen is starring in an upcoming horror film called "Whistle," which was recently acquired by Shudder and IFC Films for a theatrical release, reported by Deadline. The film is directed by Corin Hardy and follows a group of students who discover an ancient Aztec death whistle that emits a 'Brown Noise' which causes people to shit themselves on the spot