>>212866410
>be me
>smoking hella weed and watching rick and morty
>couple of mormons or whatever knock on my door
>they're smiling, i smirk back knowing these sheep are about to be dunked on
>"good afternoon! if you have the time we'd love to talk about jesus with you!"
>i hit my weed vape pen and blow it at them
>"sure, if you don't mind me talking out our savior Sol, or the sun, the bringer of life and actual religious head of the whole world"
>they stare at me as if they just heard music for the first time
>"by the way, 'jesus' (i did the air quotes thing" loved everyone including gays"
>as i said gay i looked at both of them and winked
>"back to the two things i know ACTUALLY love me, WEED and SCIENCE!"
>slam the door on their shocked faces
>mfw i smoke a bowl and jack off after

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Times you acted like the Redditic?
>be me, 25 yo neet
>forced to go to church for Christmas
>wear a t-shirt jesus is queer…