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>Mom looks mad as she gets home from parent teacher conference
>Says my teachers have told her I refuse to go to science class because they teach "apostasy"
>Shake my head at this woman who, like Eve, has been seduced by the demon of secular education
>Begin to chant in Latin under my breath as I retrieve a vial of holy water (blessed by myself, for I can trust no other priest in this fallen town) from my makeshift bathrobe/cassock
>Uncork the holy water vial as my Mom goes on about how "embarrassing it is to have a son with autism"
>Splash her in the face while cursing Diabolus and demanding he withdraw his infernal Legions from her witchy mind
>Mom confiscates my holy water and now I can't watch Pope's Exorcist again until I apologize
In times like these I feel only Russel Crowe and I really understand the infernal threat we're facing. God help the rest of you.

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