>"HARRY DID YOU FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH HERMIONE WITHOUT MY FUCKING PERMISSION!?" Dumbledore bellowed meekly as the great hall quieted down, shocked at the headmasters sudden calm outburst.
>"It wasn't m-me headmaster, I swear!" Replied Harry.
>"YOU LYING CUNT, I'M GONNA CHOP YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF!" Roared Dumbledore politely.
>"BUT FIRST . . . " Dumbledore's gaze fell upon Hermione, who was petrified, and quivering.
>YOU FUCKING SLUT! HOW COULD YOU?! THIS WILL NOT STAND!" Dumbledore shouted quietly.
>"It's not true headmaster! It's simply not true." Hermione said, sobbing.
>"YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW YOU'RE PREGNANT?! YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH, I CAN SMELL IT ON YOU, AND IF YOU THINK I'M LETTING THAT MONSTER INTO THIS WORLD YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING HO!" He yelled faintly.
>Dumbledore raised his wand, pointing it at Hermione's stomach.
>"EXPECTO ABORSHUN!"
>Hermione began screaming and writhing in pain as her limbs extended and a fetus began slowly coming out of her vagina.
>Shouts and pandemonium erupted in the Great Hall.
>Dumbledore chuckled as the spell completed, leaving Hermione unconscious as a small fetus lay on the ground.
>"YEETUS FETUS!" Dumbledore said calmly, before the stunned onlookers watched him quickly stretch his legs over to the fetus and kick it through the Great Hall windows into the lake below.
>Mr. Filch blows a whistle and signals for a touchdown
>Dumbledore smiled, before quickly turning around and raising his wand at Professor Flitwick
>"AVADA KEDAVRA!"

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